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"Book readers" - Season 8 Episode 4 "The Last of the Stark" - Spoilers post 2 fo

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    LkEHuNw.gif


    Here's Cersei in S6 looking towards the barren plain that the final scene of last nights episode took place in.


    Look at all that flat desert land!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    lawlolawl wrote: »
    It's literally just teleporting people around the map to have "moments" of pure fan service for people who still somehow think that this show hasn't turned into absolute Marvel-esque ****e.


    I don't care who wins now because the characters/scenes are being written to be whatever the fans on social media want.

    Don't insult Marvel by comparing it to this garbage. Including fan service is fine. It's the lack of consistent characters, sense of object permanence, action with stakes and clear progression, total ignorance about basic storytelling concepts and treating the audience like utter morons that's the problem.

    Marvel films might be simple but at a minimum they get the basics right.


  • Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mr_cochise wrote: »
    Maybe they should have done a 5 minute montage of Bronn asking for directions to the two boys and occasionally narrowly missing them, and just when it looked like he was never going to find them he suddenly smiles and goes directly to where they are. That Bryan McFadden song with Delta could've been the music.

    :D

    Hey...Jerome Flynn could have sang over that montage himself!


  • Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gbear wrote: »
    That was absolute tripe.

    I'm hardly going to stop 2 episodes before the end of a a 7 season show, but I certainly wont miss it when it's gone.

    It'll be interesting to see what the legacy of this show will be. I suspect very little of the last couple of seasons will live long in memory. It'll still be referencing back to Bean, Addy and Dance, the Red Wedding and the Battle of castle black, but probably nothing since.

    In short - 'Lost' of the 2010s, for the good and the bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,618 ✭✭✭uncleoswald


    lawlolawl wrote: »


    Here's Cersei in S6 looking towards the barren plain that the final scene of last nights episode took place in.


    Look at all that flat desert land!
    It was barren because they had felled all the trees for the war effort. The area around Winterfell was also barren before the battle their for the same reason. For why it was so flat, I've got nothing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    It was barren because they had felled all the trees for the war effort. The area around Winterfell was also barren before the battle their for the same reason. For why it was so flat, I've got nothing.


    Did they fell the hills as well?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    It was barren because they had felled all the trees for the war effort. The area around Winterfell was also barren before the battle their for the same reason. For why it was so flat, I've got nothing.

    Winterfell is also portrayed in this season as being on a pretty flat plain for some reason, just like Kings Landing...it also doesn't quite tally with earlier representations. They honestly must just be trying to keep secondary cgi to a bare minimum or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    In short - 'Lost' of the 2010s, for the good and the bad.

    What followed Lost? I think seeing the Wheel of Time, the Witcher, and perhaps even the new LOTR series getting greenlit is part of GOT's legacy. Was there really any serious fantasy series prior to it?

    Hopefully with the benefit of hindsight we see that it was a proof of concept that is built on, but also a cautionary tale for unfinished stories.

    Wheel of Time is two and a half times the length of ASOIAF but they'll be able to plan ahead of time what they need to trim and how to lay the show out to get the most of the material, instead of having to wing it from half way through.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    lawlolawl wrote: »
    LkEHuNw.gif


    Here's Cersei in S6 looking towards the barren plain that the final scene of last nights episode took place in.


    Look at all that flat desert land!

    Can’t wait for your next one of these.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    Gbear wrote: »
    What followed Lost? I think seeing the Wheel of Time, the Witcher, and perhaps even the new LOTR series getting greenlit is part of GOT's legacy. Was there really any serious fantasy series prior to it?

    Hopefully with the benefit of hindsight we see that it was a proof of concept that is built on, but also a cautionary tale for unfinished stories.

    Wheel of Time is two and a half times the length of ASOIAF but they'll be able to plan ahead of time what they need to trim and how to lay the show out to get the most of the material, instead of having to wing it from half way through.


    The Wheel of Time was utter garbage by book 5.


    /tugs braid



    I'd like to see the Malazan books adapted to TV but there isn't a hope of that happening because the cast would be massive and the CGI budget would be astronomical.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,197 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Re-watching it with the Mrs here, if Cersei was committed to killing Missandei, why not line the arrows up at the stationary dragon too?
    Or was he just out of range?
    To be safe why not put him into the little valley behind him.

    Well, apparently they shoot in a dead straight line losing no power for at least 5km. And have instant reload time, quickly than an artillery shell. They can even hit you from behind hills


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,075 ✭✭✭✭titan18


    lawlolawl wrote:
    I'd like to see the Malazan books adapted to TV but there isn't a hope of that happening because the cast would be massive and the CGI budget would be astronomical.


    No. Can't allow some eejit in TV ruin that. Stand alone parts of it could be adapted (Chain of Dogs was the main rumour) but no way anyone can do justice to all 10 books. GOT is a children's book in comparison to Malazans scope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    titan18 wrote: »
    No. Can't allow some eejit in TV ruin that. Stand alone parts of it could be adapted (Chain of Dogs was the main rumour) but no way anyone can do justice to all 10 books. GOT is a children's book in comparison to Malazans scope.


    Agreed. There's parts of it that you wouldn't have a hope of explaining to any kind of a sizable TV audience so it would inevitably end up being dumbed down to the extreme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    lawlolawl wrote: »
    The Wheel of Time was utter garbage by book 5.


    /tugs braid



    I'd like to see the Malazan books adapted to TV but there isn't a hope of that happening because the cast would be massive and the CGI budget would be astronomical.

    Their weaknesses are less a fundamental problem and more down to poor pacing and chopping up of plot threads too thinly across several books, and some needless wheel spinning. I can see that being tightened up pretty handily for TV.

    Also, book 5 is incorrect. Book 6 is arguably the best in the series. It's afterwards the dawdling begins.

    I tried Malazan but it just felt pointless and impenetrable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,396 ✭✭✭PhiloCypher


    Well that was mostly ****e. The Brienne Jaime sex scene was pure fan service. The Bronn Jaime and Tyrion reunion, underwhelming. They cut away from Jon/Bran explaining his parentage why? I was expecting a **** load more pathos to be wrung from Jon saying goodbye to Sam, Tormund and Ghost, but it's all very 'see you later' and he pawns Ghost off without so much as a pet. The good guys are out manoeuvred and ambushed again. Its getting beyond a joke now, they're a step below tripping on their own shoelaces or taking a rake to the face after standing on it in their comical incompetence.

    The only scenes that worked for me were Jon and Dany's fire side scene with Dany's becoming increasingly crazed, the Gendry Arya scene with its nice callback to her conversation with Ned about "that's not me", and Tyrion and Varys talking about who would make the better ruler.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Was a rage head last week.

    Solid episode. I loved it.

    Me too. Reminds me of the first few series where the battles often took place off screen and what we had were reaction shots.

    I felt Jon couldve kept the secret - Ned kept the same secret and Jon learned his code of honour from him. Also I dont see any reason why he couldnt marry Danerys and be the king in name but she in charge. It would be his duty to ensure no more bloodshed etc.

    Arya back to being a psycho killer is great, and the hound being surly etc all good. Tyrion trying to figure out the right path. Generally the characters are back to doing what they do best, and sets it up quite well for the next two episodes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    Gbear wrote: »

    I tried Malazan but it just felt pointless and impenetrable.


    I'll admit the first book is a tad simplistic because it was written as the setting for a tabletop RPG but everything from the second book onward is truly amazing.


    I'm not even that big a fan of fantasy books but it is a legitimately great series. If you think GRRM subverts the typical themes then you ain't seen nothing yet.


    It's just a shame that it would be absolutely impossible to do justice to as a TV series.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,758 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    lawlolawl wrote: »
    The Wheel of Time was utter garbage by book 5.


    /tugs braid

    Books 1-6 were fantastic. Book 7-8 were merely very good. Book 9 and 10 were utter ****e, 9 saved a little by a great ending. Book 11-14 were top notch again.

    It's verbose, sure, but it's far from garbage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    https://i.imgur.com/3ozCzf2.mp4

    "Is that a Starbu......? **** it, i'm getting paid either way!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    Jon is gonna die, 100%. Him sending off his direwolf and going south is the death knell.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    I hope the last shot of the series is thormond running around with ghost having fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Me too. Reminds me of the first few series where the battles often took place off screen and what we had were reaction shots.

    I felt Jon couldve kept the secret - Ned kept the same secret and Jon learned his code of honour from him. Also I dont see any reason why he couldnt marry Danerys and be the king in name but she in charge. It would be his duty to ensure no more bloodshed etc.

    Arya back to being a psycho killer is great, and the hound being surly etc all good. Tyrion trying to figure out the right path. Generally the characters are back to doing what they do best, and sets it up quite well for the next two episodes.
    It would never work. Dany wants to be The Queen and won't play second fiddle to Jon. Plus Varys had it spot on - in a million years Jon won't marry his aunt and have sex with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    David Nutter had 80 minutes to get Dany cheering and swigging a Dornish Latté in Winterfell to her watching Missandeis head fly from the walls of Meereen, sorry King Landing. The show had to take a breath but also launch forward the second half of the season storyline. It was going to feel rushed in parts. It was and the quality fell in places.

    I loved the opening half hour. Jon sounded like a King honoring the dead, Tyrion noticeably impressed. The great hall meal starts off slow in a sombre mood broken by Dany by honouring Gendry. Sansa is disgusted, Theon is still crisping outside and Dany rejoins the Game of Thrones and secures the Stormlands in one move. We got our first paranoid shot of Dany in the hall, Jons followers with their collars turned, Lannisters lions laughing, Varys is the only one who immediately sees the danger, knowing the family history. I immediately wondered what Littlefinger would be like in that room as Dany starred at all the strangers with their backs to her as her Latté cooled but I've come to the realisation that Sansa is fulfilling Littlefingers role here in a way and starts to meddle when she lights an idea in Tyrions head that could kill a Dragon Queen.

    The discussions between Tyrion and Varys before and after the Euron attack is what Game of Thrones us about. The conspirators behind the throne that control who lives and who dies, the soft players who don't seek the actual thrones themselves but understand where real power likes like Tywin, Roose, Olenna & Littlefinger.

    Dany retreat from Eurons attack also spoke volumes, she abandoned her unsullied, her advisors and her fleet. When you put Jon Snow in her position and recall is charge to save Rickon in BotB is really highlights the difference between the two Targs. The unsettled rage in Danys eyes at the end was so telling of her mindset for the next episode and her only fully loyal general Grey worm will gunhoe to the point of suicide and is of no use and Missandei last words might as well have been Burn Them All"

    There was some much needed comic relief from Thormund and Pod. Bronns scene was rushed but it served a purpose to get Jaime out of Winterfell. The death of Raeghal was the shock the story runners wanted. It left a cheap after taste for me tbh but it was a quick way to even the playing field to make the next episode more hazarous and Dany more unhinged.

    With all the imperfections I still enjoyed the character development and we've come to a point now where the next battle wont be some black and white as the Long Night.

    With all these rushed scenes they still had time to show Tyrion and Davos in the back of the great hall talking about the Lord of Light, I kinda felt that scene hinted towards some unfinished magical aspect is still left to play out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    I hope the last shot of the series is thormond running around with ghost having fun.


    I hope the series ends with Qyburn on the Iron Throne because he seems to be the only character left that isn't a complete moron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Asus X540L


    Jaysus this is bad.

    Laughably bad in fact. And I'm not talking about the coffee

    What a stupid waste of a dragon. They were ambushed by some ships while they're that height in the sky?
    And those harpoons were laser guided?


    And Misandre is just a bloody translator ffs.
    Cersie "let's show them we mean business - we'll kill their translator"

    And what the **** was with Dany's army outside the gates? There was like 50 soldiers.
    Cersei should have just rushed opened fire and ended the whole thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,713 ✭✭✭The White Wolf


    Asus X540L wrote: »
    Misandre is just a bloody translator ffs.
    Cersie "let's show them we mean business - we'll kill their translator".

    Dany loves Missandei but of course, Cersei isn't to know that.

    It's gas, if this was the books I'd laugh at Cersei stupidly and unknowingly poking the Dragon by killing what she believes to be a lowly servant of Dany's, when in actual fact she is a dear loved one and advisor.

    However I'm sure show Cersei will be portrayed as having pulled yet another stroke of genius that will contribute to Dany's downfall. Bull****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭IAmTheReign


    Dany loves Missandei but of course, Cersei isn't to know that.

    It's gas, if this was the books I'd laugh at Cersei stupidly and unknowingly poking the Dragon by killing what she believes to be a lowly servant of Dany's, when in actual fact she is a dear loved one and advisor.

    However I'm sure show Cersei will be portrayed as having pulled yet another stroke of genius that will contribute to Dany's downfall. Bull****.

    Of course she would know that! Spying and information gathering have been a thing in the show since it started. It's not like Dany kept it a secret that she was close to Missandei and Cersei would obviously have been trying to gather information on what she sees as the greatest threat to the throne.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    RopeDrink wrote: »
    It's like people missed the part where it was said they would meet to deliver the terms/messages, even if just to save face. That was no army, that's an emissary unity for delivering said terms. It was explained earlier.

    This scene made literally no sense. Not a shred of sense. Not one iota of sense. Lets recap for a moment...

    Dani is ambushed at open sea by Euron (Stevie Wonder seen this coming). Rhaegal is taken out (in a flash) by giant crossbows mounted on ships from literally miles away - three (perhaps four) shots hit him with laser guided accuracy. They then unleash all the crossbows at Dani and the remaining dragon while she is flying directly at the crossbows and every single shot misses. The rest of Dani's fleet is destroyed by said crossbows.

    The above is appalling writing. Writing so bad its actually insulting the audience. Writing so bad it assumes the audience is retarded and will eat up this crap no matter what nonsense they put out. But...

    They actually go one step further in the scene where Dani, her last remaining dragon, her main advisers and some of the respawned unsullied turn up at the walls of Kings Landing to have a chat with Cersei. Who had her giant crossbows on the walls. And Archers. And presumably a huge force behind the gates. And Cersei doesn't kill them all, right there, when they are at the weakest?

    The writers of this show portray themselves as geniuses when, in reality, they are nothing more than hacks cobbling together nonsensical story lines littered with inconsistency, poor writing and illogical plotlines. And starbucks coffee cups.

    The show was finished when they over took the books.

    Utterly ridiculous nonsense.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,900 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Keyzer wrote: »

    Dani is ambushed at open sea by Euron (Stevie Wonder seen this coming). Rhaegal is taken out (in a flash) by giant crossbows mounted on ships from literally miles away - three (perhaps four) shots hit him with laser guided accuracy. They then unleash all the crossbows at Dani and the remaining dragon while she is flying directly at the crossbows and every single shot misses. The rest of Dani's fleet is destroyed by said crossbows.

    That was the bit that really annoyed me, she pulled out of her suicide run after they had missed when she was free to wipe out most of their fleet in one fly by....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    All things considered, This episode didnt bother me much,
    however, it did serve to underscore how badly the writers have mis-handled the threat of the undead. From reading the books, I genuinely thought it was going to be a world-ender of a battle, with hundreds dying from starvation and cold alone, and that the undead would ravage the land, pushing the living further and further south, until they were finally defeated in a last gasp scenario.
    Even the opening funeral scene, whilst the death toll was high, you'd have to say it was a more that acceptable loss considering the threat that was faced.

    At the moment, it may as well have been a scuffle outside a nightclub for all the effect its had on the sunny south, the average citizen on the street is so blissfully unaware as to be laughable,


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