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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #872
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    nice one!


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    #873
    Padre101
    Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭Padre101


    Pamela Ewing in a swimsuit, bobbing in the Southfork pool. She had no trouble staying afloat!


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    #874
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    Miss Torso in Rear Window

    I'd like to point out that I did this a few years before the actress who played her, Georgine Darcy, died. I don't fap to dead people


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    #875
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Yeah I figured you're not into dead stuff.

    Seeing as how you refuse to let this thread die.


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    #876
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Padre101 wrote: »
    Pamela Ewing in a swimsuit, bobbing in the Southfork pool. She had no trouble staying afloat!

    I had to google that. Some nice pictures.


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    #877
    [Deleted User]
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    kat dennings, two broke girls.............aaarite!!!!


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    #878
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Angela Rippon.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #879
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    branie2 wrote: »
    I'd like to point out that I did this a few years before the actress who played her, Georgine Darcy, died. I don't fap to dead people

    Chivalry, unlike Georgine, is not dead.


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    #880
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    branie2 wrote: »
    I'd like to point out that I did this a few years before the actress who played her, Georgine Darcy, died. I don't fap to dead people

    how ethical of you :p


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    #881
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    fryup wrote: »
    how ethical of you :p

    Think whole point of the thread was missed there as well. Don’t believe it was intended as some sort of weird pre-internet “**** journal”, should be lame or embarrassing not just “confessing”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #882
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    When I was younger I used to fancy Ann Margret until I heard she was a “gay icon,” so I stopped. I’m ashamed to say it but people were more homophobic back then.

    Of course I wouldn’t masturbate to her now even if I’m slightly more enlightened today. I’m too old for that sort of thing.


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    #883
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    When I was younger I used to fancy Ann Margret until I heard she was a “gay icon,” so I stopped. I’m ashamed to say it but people were more homophobic back then.

    Of course I wouldn’t masturbate to her now even if I’m slightly more enlightened today. I’m too old for that sort of thing.

    You're only too old for it when you're dead.


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    #884
    Mr.Maroon
    Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭Mr.Maroon


    The Oxendales catalogue.


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    #885
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    When I was younger I used to fancy Ann Margret until I heard she was a “gay icon,” so I stopped. I’m ashamed to say it but people were more homophobic back then.

    Of course I wouldn’t masturbate to her now even if I’m slightly more enlightened today. I’m too old for that sort of thing.

    I think the fact you acknowledge it now shows that things have moved on for the better.

    A lot of auld lads stopped “whacking off” to Shirley Temple Bar on that Telly Bingo when they discovered that she was a man, that might be seen as being homophobic now but at the time it was acceptable.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #886
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Think whole point of the thread was missed there as well. Don’t believe it was intended as some sort of weird pre-internet “**** journal”, should be lame or embarrassing not just “confessing”.

    Not really confessing, just sharing memories, albeit too many memories.


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    #887
    B_ecke_r
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭B_ecke_r


    Linda Martin photo shoot bout 20 years ago


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    #888
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    B_ecke_r wrote: »
    Linda Martin photo shoot bout 20 years ago

    Still would.


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    #889
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Twink and the daughter


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    #890
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    wow!


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    #891
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Edgware wrote: »
    Twink and the daughter

    How...how old was the daughter back then, E?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #892
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    How...how old was the daughter back then, E?

    I think you don't want to know


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    #893
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    How...how old was the daughter back then, E?

    Well Twink is hitting the mid 80s now so you guess


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    #894
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    branie2 wrote: »
    I think you don't want to know

    Think you might be right, b!
    Edgware wrote: »
    Well Twink is hitting the mid 80s now so you guess

    Ah, no, she’d be late 60s. Her kids would have both been very, very, young in the 90s.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #895
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,885 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    The tanning section of the Argos catalogue


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    #896
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    The tanning section of the Argos catalogue

    The bikini girls in the beds were nice all right


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    #897
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,885 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    And of course the front page of the Sunday World


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    #898
    yuridwyer
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭yuridwyer


    Imogen Stubbs, "A Summer Story", saw it when I was abut 15, fell in love with her


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    #899
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    Peggy Bundy


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    #900
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Well i've always had internet

    but

    'The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty'


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    #901
    Bumper Mannix
    Site Banned Posts: 17 ✭Bumper Mannix


    Those perfume spray ads from the 80s with the "man you've never met before gives you flowers" tagline. Always guaranteed a nice sideboob shot.


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