Lynx Africa

Tikki Wang Wang · 30-04-2019 09:47AM #1

Some new lad in the office is stinking of Lynx Africa. Must have spayed a whole can on himself. He’s an unkempt lad from the bog and my guess is skipping a shower and covering the stench. But Jaysus Lynx Africa???? Thought that was long gone.

Danzy · 30-04-2019 09:47AM

He didn't shower after leaving your Mother?

Ipso · 30-04-2019 09:58AM

It’s a poor mans Java.

topper75 · 30-04-2019 10:16AM

I wouldn't know that smell one way or another.

Then again I studied enough in school not to end up in an office that would employ boggers. That is your real underlying problem. Can you retrain?

is_that_so · 30-04-2019 10:17AM

According to ads it attracts the female of the species, every time!

marcbrophy · 30-04-2019 10:19AM

topper75 wrote: »

I wouldn't know that smell one way or another.

Then again I studied enough in school not to end up in an office that would employ boggers. That is your real underlying problem. Can you retrain?

Need a lend of a ladder to get down off that high horse of yours?

Boom_Bap · 30-04-2019 10:22AM

Bet there's young wans hanging off him

km991148 · 30-04-2019 10:30AM

Great Lynx, but never really made up for killing off Tempest

Bobblehats · 30-04-2019 10:32AM

I bet he smells like a Nigerian pimp

/Prince. Nigerian prince.

jester77 · 30-04-2019 10:50AM

Admit it OP, you can't resist him? Your hormones are a mindf*ck and you don't know what way to think, you are questioning yourself. The only solution is to put yourself on an even playing field and douse yourself in it as well.

Bobblehats · 30-04-2019 10:52AM

Like a cat in heat prowling the serengeti

Borderfox · 30-04-2019 10:53AM

I hear the drums echoing tonight

Utter Consternation · 30-04-2019 10:55AM

Borderfox wrote: »

I hear the drums echoing tonight

The bongos.

Ulysses Gaze · 30-04-2019 10:59AM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Some new lad in the office is stinking of Lynx Africa. Must have spayed a whole can on himself. He’s an unkempt lad from the bog and my guess is skipping a shower and covering the stench. But Jaysus Lynx Africa???? Thought that was long gone.

Would you prefer to smell the BO off him?

Ush1 · 30-04-2019 11:02AM

Well smelt, voodoo.

Bobblehats · 30-04-2019 11:03AM

Utter Consternation wrote: »

The bongos.

It’s not bodhràns anyway. Too deft a rhythm

robarmstrong · 30-04-2019 11:21AM

Danzy wrote: »

He didn't shower after leaving your Mother?

Tikki Wang Wang · 30-04-2019 12:07PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Bet there's young wans hanging off him

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Utter Consternation · 30-04-2019 12:09PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Why does he go in there to pull the stomach off himself?

More elbow room?

EmmetSpiceland · 30-04-2019 12:10PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Good on him.

There’s too many lads out there who think it’s fine to do it in the multi-cubicle’d work toilets with other people either in there already or strolling in while they are midwank.

Deebles McBeebles · 30-04-2019 12:13PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Good on him.

There’s too many lads out there who think it’s fine to do it in the multi-cubicle’d work toilets with other people either in there already or strolling in while they are midwank.

Its tough to release the love-goo when there is some 20-stone oaf sh*tting out a whole weekend of kebabs two feet away from you.

Boom_Bap · 30-04-2019 12:14PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

That's probably the reason for the Africa, masks the bang of sweat from the furious self love and obviously to mask the smell of benji off himself.

corner of hells · 30-04-2019 12:31PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

That's probably the reason for the Africa, masks the bang of sweat from the furious self love and obviously to mask the smell of benji off himself.

Also he has to use the handicapped jax because some blokes sound like Chewbacca growling when dropping off a bum spud.

razorblunt · 30-04-2019 01:11PM

Africa, while grand never really was as nice as the now defunct Apollo and Atlantis.

They must surely be repackaging them as Dark or Night or whatever their new ones are called?

El_Duderino 09 · 30-04-2019 02:17PM

Ask him how he enjoyed the Jordan Peterson lecture

Tikki Wang Wang · 30-04-2019 02:32PM

Ah this lad would be better off back down the country among his own kind

Boom_Bap · 30-04-2019 02:33PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Ah this lad would be better off back down the country among his own kind

ah now, there are Lynx Africa scented w@ankers everywhere

J. Marston · 30-04-2019 02:36PM

Anyone remember a limited edition blue and white can of Lynx from years ago? 15 year old me thought it was the scent of the Gods.

Feisar · 30-04-2019 02:37PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

"We", you and yer click? Leave the poor lad off, maybe he legitimately needs to use the disabled toilet.

Edit - god when did I grow a soul?

Utter Consternation · 30-04-2019 02:42PM

Feisar wrote: »

"We", you and yer click? Leave the poor lad off, maybe he legitimately needs to use the disabled toilet.

Edit - god when did I grow a soul?

I don't think the need to crank the flute off yourself is a legitimate reason to use a disabled toilet.

Pkiernan · 30-04-2019 02:43PM

In Nigeria they sell Lynx Europe.

Lynx Africa

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