Lynx Africa

Tikki Wang Wang

Some new lad in the office is stinking of Lynx Africa. Must have spayed a whole can on himself. He’s an unkempt lad from the bog and my guess is skipping a shower and covering the stench. But Jaysus Lynx Africa???? Thought that was long gone.

Danzy

He didn't shower after leaving your Mother?

Ipso

It’s a poor mans Java.

topper75

I wouldn't know that smell one way or another.

Then again I studied enough in school not to end up in an office that would employ boggers. That is your real underlying problem. Can you retrain?

is_that_so

According to ads it attracts the female of the species, every time!

marcbrophy

topper75 wrote: »

I wouldn't know that smell one way or another.

Then again I studied enough in school not to end up in an office that would employ boggers. That is your real underlying problem. Can you retrain?

Need a lend of a ladder to get down off that high horse of yours?

Boom_Bap

Bet there's young wans hanging off him

km991148

Great Lynx, but never really made up for killing off Tempest

Bobblehats

I bet he smells like a Nigerian pimp

/Prince. Nigerian prince.

jester77

Admit it OP, you can't resist him? Your hormones are a mindf*ck and you don't know what way to think, you are questioning yourself. The only solution is to put yourself on an even playing field and douse yourself in it as well.

Bobblehats

Like a cat in heat prowling the serengeti

Borderfox

I hear the drums echoing tonight

Utter Consternation

Borderfox wrote: »

I hear the drums echoing tonight

The bongos.

Ulysses Gaze

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Some new lad in the office is stinking of Lynx Africa. Must have spayed a whole can on himself. He’s an unkempt lad from the bog and my guess is skipping a shower and covering the stench. But Jaysus Lynx Africa???? Thought that was long gone.

Would you prefer to smell the BO off him?

Ush1

Well smelt, voodoo.

Bobblehats

Utter Consternation wrote: »

The bongos.

It’s not bodhràns anyway. Too deft a rhythm

robarmstrong

Danzy wrote: »

He didn't shower after leaving your Mother?

Tikki Wang Wang

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Bet there's young wans hanging off him

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Utter Consternation

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Why does he go in there to pull the stomach off himself?

More elbow room?

EmmetSpiceland

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

Good on him.

There’s too many lads out there who think it’s fine to do it in the multi-cubicle’d work toilets with other people either in there already or strolling in while they are midwank.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Good on him.

There’s too many lads out there who think it’s fine to do it in the multi-cubicle’d work toilets with other people either in there already or strolling in while they are midwank.

Its tough to release the love-goo when there is some 20-stone oaf sh*tting out a whole weekend of kebabs two feet away from you.

Boom_Bap

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

That's probably the reason for the Africa, masks the bang of sweat from the furious self love and obviously to mask the smell of benji off himself.

corner of hells

Boom_Bap wrote: »

That's probably the reason for the Africa, masks the bang of sweat from the furious self love and obviously to mask the smell of benji off himself.

Also he has to use the handicapped jax because some blokes sound like Chewbacca growling when dropping off a bum spud.

razorblunt

Africa, while grand never really was as nice as the now defunct Apollo and Atlantis.

They must surely be repackaging them as Dark or Night or whatever their new ones are called?

El_Duderino 09

Ask him how he enjoyed the Jordan Peterson lecture

Tikki Wang Wang

Ah this lad would be better off back down the country among his own kind

Boom_Bap

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Ah this lad would be better off back down the country among his own kind

ah now, there are Lynx Africa scented w@ankers everywhere

J. Marston

Anyone remember a limited edition blue and white can of Lynx from years ago? 15 year old me thought it was the scent of the Gods.

Feisar

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Not this lad. We believe he faps regularly in The handicapped jax

"We", you and yer click? Leave the poor lad off, maybe he legitimately needs to use the disabled toilet.

Edit - god when did I grow a soul?

Utter Consternation

Feisar wrote: »

"We", you and yer click? Leave the poor lad off, maybe he legitimately needs to use the disabled toilet.

Edit - god when did I grow a soul?

I don't think the need to crank the flute off yourself is a legitimate reason to use a disabled toilet.

Pkiernan

In Nigeria they sell Lynx Europe.

Riesen_Meal

They actually put Nivea deodorant in the jacks in my job, it's good they do actually as I can only imagine the bang off some of our staff....

I think it's more for the salesmen but keeps us smelling minty fresh... :P

nullzero

razorblunt wrote: »

Africa, while grand never really was as nice as the now defunct Apollo and Atlantis.

They must surely be repackaging them as Dark or Night or whatever their new ones are called?

Those were nice back in the 90's,my favourites were mirage and oriental. Africa was always too sickly sweet for me.
Honorable mention for Insignia rio as a nice old style deodorant.

Boom_Bap

Pkiernan wrote: »

In Nigeria they sell Lynx Europe.

It would actually be Axe rather than Lynx in Nigeria.

Utter Consternation

Fieldog wrote: »

They actually put Nivea deodorant in the jacks in my job, it's good they do actually as I can only imagine the bang off some of our staff....

I think it's more for the salesmen but keeps us smelling minty fresh... :P

It's a bit passive aggressive of management. They must be insinuating that there's a wojus fent off the employees.

Strumms

is_that_so wrote: »

According to ads it attracts the female of the species, every time!

WHAT species is what I want to know.

Riesen_Meal

Utter Consternation wrote: »

It's a bit passive aggressive of management. They must be insinuating that there's a wojus fent off the employees.

Keeps them salesmen in check I suppose, I did only shower last night.... :P

Deebles McBeebles

Manchester UTD confirmed this afternoon that David de Gea died in a tragic accident in 2018, and was quietly replaced by lookalike Frank Brown. The Old Trafford club were forced to make the confession following a series of goalkeeping howlers by Brown.

“I’m glad it’s out in the open,” Ole Gunnar Solskjaer told Soccer on Sunday. “When David was gored and decapitated running the bulls in Toledo last year, the board decided it would be better to sweep his head under the carpet.”

“That’s just a metaphor,” added Solskjaer. “David’s head is actually stashed in the trophy cabinet, behind the Europa Cup. And it’s starting to stink a bit, to be fair. There’s only so much Lynx Africa you can spray into a cabinet.”

El Weirdo

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Bet there's young wans hanging off him

Because women just love the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war.

EmmetSpiceland

J. Marston wrote: »

Anyone remember a limited edition blue and white can of Lynx from years ago? 15 year old me thought it was the scent of the Gods.

Physio Sport was the greatest deodorant going there for awhile. Can’t for the life of me understand why it was taken off the market.

Strumms

Strumms wrote: »

WHAT species is what I want to know.

Women from Leitrim

For Forks Sake

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Physio Sport was the greatest deodorant going there for awhile. Can’t for the life of me understand why it was taken off the market.

https://vimeo.com/31316194

Tacklebox

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Ah this lad would be better off back down the country among his own kind

Well obviously you're obsessed with him, have we a likkle kwush going on...

Don't blush now, we're all anonymous here...

I bet you like big strong strapping lads from the kuntry, big ginger lads who have hands like chobhels...

Korley heds on em like a bull...

You are watching him at the telex machine, as he sips a can of choke...

Don't lie

Ipso

nullzero wrote: »

Those were nice back in the 90's,my favourites were mirage and oriental. Africa was always too sickly sweet for me.
Honorable mention for Insignia rio as a nice old style deodorant.

And the auld Musk if you wanted a few rustic notes emanating from the engine room.

gerrybbadd

And what scent of the Gods are you using OP?

Ipso

gerrybbadd wrote: »

And what scent of the Gods are you using OP?

Life Buoy?

turbbo

gerrybbadd wrote: »

And what scent of the Gods are you using OP?

Lacura Vive Captive

Tacklebox

gerrybbadd wrote: »

And what scent of the Gods are you using OP?

https://www.perfume-click.ie/Hermès-Terre-d'Hermès-Eau-de-Toilette-50ml-Spray-s2990/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw5J_mBRDVARIsAGqGLZDDmq9okJfRXMNu5WaY3JckzYk2p3ir-WRSOVXdwH_8l31NJM3foP0aAvFEEALw_wcB

Id say the op is wafting of this shoite, I was out in Dublin one night recently and I could smell this piss every where I went....

KungPao

More of a Slazenger Sport guy.

freshpopcorn

He probably got landed with a load of it at Christmas!

turbbo

Tacklebox wrote: »

https://www.perfume-click.ie/Hermès-Terre-d'Hermès-Eau-de-Toilette-50ml-Spray-s2990/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw5J_mBRDVARIsAGqGLZDDmq9okJfRXMNu5WaY3JckzYk2p3ir-WRSOVXdwH_8l31NJM3foP0aAvFEEALw_wcB

Id say the op is wafting of this shoite, I was out in Dublin one night recently and I could smell this piss every where I went....

Thats a perfume - hardly spraying the oxters with that? :eek: