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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

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  • #332
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    ginandtonicsky wrote: »
    These threads make me feel like a conservative aul wan
    Don't feel a bit. What you're into or not into is right for you.
    sk8erboii wrote: »
    The fact that everyones doing it?

    Everyone under 30 atleast. You just blew your cover
    "Everyone" - stop talking shyte.


  • #333
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    Don't feel a bit. What you're into or not into is right for you.

    "Everyone" - stop talking shyte.

    ? Why are you mad that young people are eating ass?


  • #334
    Gimme A Pound
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Well, I did it and it was better than I had expected. He seemed to really love it which made it more pleasurable for me. That said, I won't be rushing to do it again but I did like it. I had to stop a few times but overall the slight pain was weirdly nice.

    Talk about TMI of a Christmas eve
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    I just think it's strange you did it when you didn't really want to, and of course he seemed to really love it! It can't have been enjoyable if you won't be rushing to do it again.


  • #335
    Sardonicat
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    A quick vox pop of my niece and her friends had them bringing up their lunch. So no, not everyone under 30.

    I thought girls were disgusting in primary school
    And now it's the other way round?

    Life can be funny like that.


  • #336
    Gimme A Pound
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    ? Why are you mad that young people are eating ass?
    Where did I say or imply that? I am saying you're lying by saying "Everyone", that's all. Likely that most who do it don't want to, but teens unfortunately feel obliged to do whatever it takes to be cool.

    It's a very enjoyable sex act between two people who are close to each other though.


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  • #337
    Gimme A Pound
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    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    You do realise the poster is correct?
    Nope, eating ass really isn't "as mainstream as it gets".

    It's more "acceptable" for sure, but obviously not "as mainstream as it gets". Don't be silly.


  • #338
    Porklife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    I just think it's strange you did it when you didn't really want to, and of course he seemed to really love it! It can't have been enjoyable if you won't be rushing to do it again.

    I wanted to make him happy because his happiness matters to me. I really like him and want him to feel good and I knew he really wanted to do it. I wasn't completely adverse to it, I was intrigued by it. I wouldn't have done something I was truly uncomfortable with. Fact is, I'd done it before, he actually hadn't and it was nice to be part of his first experience.
    True enough that it wasn't massively enjoyable. Today I feel sore so definitely not going for round two anytime soon but glad I tried round one.


  • #339
    Porklife
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    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    Nope, eating ass really isn't "as mainstream as it gets".

    It's more "acceptable" for sure, but obviously not "as mainstream as it gets". Don't be silly.

    Eating ass? What the hell.. that's actually a thing? *shudder* I may seem hypocritical saying that given the content of my thread but eating it?! That's a whole new level of gross and how someone could find that hot is beyond me!


  • #340
    Esse85
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Eating ass? What the hell.. that's actually a thing? *shudder* I may seem hypocritical saying that given the content of my thread but eating it?! That's a whole new level of gross and how someone could find that hot is beyond me!

    So most blokes want to stick their dick up your ass and not one of these lads has said they want to lick your ass?


  • #341
    neonsofa
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Eating ass? What the hell.. that's actually a thing? *shudder* I may seem hypocritical saying that given the content of my thread but eating it?! That's a whole new level of gross and how someone could find that hot is beyond me!

    I mean, it's right there if he's already down that direction :pac:


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  • #342
    Gimme A Pound
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Eating ass? What the hell.. that's actually a thing? *shudder* I may seem hypocritical saying that given the content of my thread but eating it?! That's a whole new level of gross and how someone could find that hot is beyond me!
    Yeah extreme hygiene and there are shield things available - but can definitely see how it wouldn't appeal to everyone. Feel sorry for kids who feel under pressure to do it. It's ****ed up really.


  • #343
    Sardonicat
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    I just think it's strange you did it when you didn't really want to, and of course he seemed to really love it! It can't have been enjoyable if you won't be rushing to do it again.

    I wanted to make him happy because his happiness matters to me. I really like him and want him to feel good and I knew he really wanted to do it. I wasn't completely adverse to it, I was intrigued by it. I wouldn't have done something I was truly uncomfortable with. Fact is, I'd done it before, he actually hadn't and it was nice to be part of his first experience.
    True enough that it wasn't massively enjoyable. Today I feel sore so definitely not going for round two anytime soon but glad I tried round one.
    You're full of contradictions, pork.
    You were intrigued by something you tried before but didn't enjoy.
    You called it round 1 but it wasn't, was it?
    You're glad you did it but you didn't enjoy it. That doesn't even make sense.
    It hurt at times enough to force you to stop but then he carried on, knowing he'd hurt you. Sounds like an asshole to me, excuse the pun.
    Today you're sore. Sounds like an awful experience for you. Not something that was worth doing. I think you need to really look at your self esteem. If you address that you might stop attracting guys who pester you to perform sex acts that you don't enjoy and leave you in pain.


  • #344
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Why are old people here having a severe reaction to a new sex craze?

    Eating ass is really a gen Z thing. Instagram and girls/guys magazines are printing about it.

    I feel like the old lads here just feel left out


  • #345
    sk8erboii
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    And now it's the other way round?

    Life can be funny like that.


    Weren’t you the guy that asked your niece if she eats ass?

    I think she said ‘ew’ to the context, not the question


  • #346
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    Yeah extreme hygiene and there are shield things available .

    Bum shields? :pac: Some things not even I bother googling.

    Although I will make a confession - a few weeks ago in my Youtube feed, and seemingly unrelated I assure thee to my other recommendations(!) was a video called How I Prepare For Anal. It was by what looked to be a young girl, who I have since learned is a transgirl, named Chloe. Chloe is 19. Main thing I got from it was 1) what a tremendous amount of OCD douching it required 2) how Chloe had to plan their diet for days in advance, and 3) how brain dead and vacuous the poor creature seems to be, which is a side observation, not related to the subject of her video. The poor thing couldn't stop gurning, pouting, and doing Yo! signs and acting generally like an absolute gom.

    Everyday's a school day :)


  • #347
    Sardonicat
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    And now it's the other way round?

    Life can be funny like that.


    Weren’t you the guy that asked your niece if she eats ass?

    I think she said ‘ew’ to the context, not the question
    No, I was the woman who had a mature conversation with her adult niece and her friends about sex. Grown ups do that.


  • #348
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    No, I was the woman who had a mature conversation with her adult niece and her friends about sex. Grown ups do that.

    ‘Yes auntie i do indeed lick anus’

    You realize.. nobody just says that to their family?


  • #349
    Porklife
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You're full of contradictions, pork.
    You were intrigued by something you tried before but didn't enjoy.
    You called it round 1 but it wasn't, was it?
    You're glad you did it but you didn't enjoy it. That doesn't even make sense.
    It hurt at times enough to force you to stop but then he carried on, knowing he'd hurt you. Sounds like an asshole to me, excuse the pun.
    Today you're sore. Sounds like an awful experience for you. Not something that was worth doing. I think you need to really look at your self esteem. If you address that you might stop attracting guys who pester you to perform sex acts that you don't enjoy and leave you in pain.

    Anal sex hurts, that's just a fact. He's not a dickhead for doing it knowing it hurt. He was being really slow and gentle and then he sped up, it hurt and he stopped and kissed me. He's a lovely guy. My self esteem doesn't come into this. I enjoyed seeing him happy, I enjoyed some of the act itself but yeah, today I feel sore. I'd feel sore after regular sex with a guy if he had a big dick.
    Guys on tinder out for a one night stand will try it on. That's not exclusive to me. All my female friends are the same. Guys want anal sex and will ask for it these days it seems


  • #350
    Porklife
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    No, I was the woman who had a mature conversation with her adult niece and her friends about sex. Grown ups do that.

    I really like your posts Sardonicat and hope I haven't offended you or anything. I can see why it seems full of contradictions. I was conflicted yesterday but today, I'm glad that I did it despite being sore now. It has brought us closer I feel. We spent the morning together all over each other lovey dovey so a happy ending.. *cough*


  • #351
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Why are old people here having a severe reaction to a new sex craze?

    Eating ass is really a gen Z thing. Instagram and girls/guys magazines are printing about it.

    I feel like the old lads here just feel left out
    It's not "new", the "old" "lads" are also doing it, but it's not "as mainstream as it gets" - that description is for e.g. Beyonce or Ed Sheeran, and not "Everyone" is doing it. Showing the flaws in what you're saying does not mean feeling left out.

    Also, if it's a "craze" among teenagers you can be sure numerous ones don't actually want to do it.


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  • #352
    Feisar
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    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    Yeah extreme hygiene and there are shield things available - but can definitely see how it wouldn't appeal to everyone. Feel sorry for kids who feel under pressure to do it. It's ****ed up really.

    I had a one night stand once that attacked my ass with her tongue. I commented on it the next morning and she said, "you have to do that to get boys to like you".

    One of the sadest things I ever heard:(

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #353
    Porklife
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    Feisar wrote: »
    I had a one night stand once that attacked my ass with her tongue. I commented on it the next morning and she said, "you have to do that to get boys to like you".

    One of the sadest things I ever heard:(

    God that's grim 😔


  • #354
    Hammer89
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    Feisar wrote: »
    I had a one night stand once that attacked my ass with her tongue. I commented on it the next morning and she said, "you have to do that to get boys to like you".

    One of the sadest things I ever heard:(

    Tell her I don't like her.


  • #355
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »
    It's not "new", the "old" "lads" are also doing it, but it's not "as mainstream as it gets" - that description is for e.g. Beyonce or Ed Sheeran, and not "Everyone" is doing it. Showing the flaws in what you're saying does not mean feeling left out.

    Also, if it's a "craze" among teenagers you can be sure numerous ones don't actually want to do it.
    Yawn. Arguing the semantics and stipulations of eating ass really?

    Its a thing people do, now more so than ever.


  • #356
    Porklife
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Yawn. Arguing the semantics and stipulations of eating ass really?

    Its a thing people do, now more so than ever.

    Why are you trying to antagonise everybody? It's Christmas eve.. be nice and stop acting like a petulent child. I know you're only doing it to wind people up but... Yaawnn
    Find other ways to entertain yourself. May I suggest anal sex?


  • #357
    Sardonicat
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    Porklife wrote: »
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You're full of contradictions, pork.
    You were intrigued by something you tried before but didn't enjoy.
    You called it round 1 but it wasn't, was it?
    You're glad you did it but you didn't enjoy it. That doesn't even make sense.
    It hurt at times enough to force you to stop but then he carried on, knowing he'd hurt you. Sounds like an asshole to me, excuse the pun.
    Today you're sore. Sounds like an awful experience for you. Not something that was worth doing. I think you need to really look at your self esteem. If you address that you might stop attracting guys who pester you to perform sex acts that you don't enjoy and leave you in pain.

    Anal sex hurts, that's just a fact. He's not a dickhead for doing it knowing it hurt. He was being really slow and gentle and then he sped up, it hurt and he stopped and kissed me. He's a lovely guy. My self esteem doesn't come into this. I enjoyed seeing him happy, I enjoyed some of the act itself but yeah, today I feel sore. I'd feel sore after regular sex with a guy if he had a big dick.
    Guys on tinder out for a one night stand will try it on. That's not exclusive to me. All my female friends are the same. Guys want anal sex and will ask for it these days it seems
    Yeah, whatever Pork life. As long as youre happy with being sore.I feel a bit sorry for you really.


  • #358
    Porklife
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Yeah, whatever Pork life. As long as youre happy with being sore.I feel a bit sorry for you really.

    Whhooaaa... what the hell? That's just nasty. You are horrible. I had a brilliant night with a guy I'm falling in love with who loves me back so you can take your pity and shove it up your ass:)


  • #359
    Sardonicat
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    No, I was the woman who had a mature conversation with her adult niece and her friends about sex. Grown ups do that.

    ‘Yes auntie i do indeed lick anus’

    You realize.. nobody just says that to their family?
    Actually we have a very open relationship when talking about sex. You might not share a similar relationship with an older relative because you have the maturity of a 12 yo.


  • #360
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Porklife wrote: »
    Why are you trying to antagonise everybody? It's Christmas eve.. be nice and stop acting like a petulent child. I know you're only doing it to wind people up but... Yaawnn
    Find other ways to entertain yourself. May I suggest anal sex?

    All i said was young people are eating ass then about 3-4 old lads/lasses went on the offensive.


    In LOLing here, contextually its the usual ‘old people reacts negatively to new thing’

    Could be eating ass, Facebook, bitcoin, etc

    Merry christmas


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  • #361
    sk8erboii
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Actually we have a very open relationship when talking about sex. You might not share a similar relationship with an older relative because you have the maturity of a 12 yo.

    Me: ‘Anyone notice the new sex trend?’
    You: ‘thats disgusting no one does that’
    Me: ‘its pretty mainstream’
    You: ‘wtf? Ur so immature! I even asked family members about eating ass they deny it’

    ??


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