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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

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  • #62
    Sirius Boner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Sirius Boner


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    It's not, but there's a sexuality forum you can join to get more considered responses.

    The sexuality forum was one of the most boring fora I have ever been in...that was 3 unsenames ago, so perhaps it's changed...but I doubt it


  • #63
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Idbatterim wrote: »
    Vag is so vanilla!

    Better than double chocolate chip though!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #64
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Me too. I must be so boring.

    I have one story, that I think is funny more than anything.

    At a multi national company christmas party we've all indulged at the Christmas party. Me and a few colleagues were sitting together with our prim and dour manager. A good accountant, but more stereotypical than most.

    Anyway, my friend (male) and another colleague were flirting and I'll admit I was a little jealous. She was quite attractive. I could see the manager was giving my friend daggers. He was married ( I wasnt) and at a quiet moment I pointed out it would be best if he calmed it down and he reluctantly backed off. Aside from the admitted jealousy the advice came from a good place.

    Everone was having a good time, and about 8 of us decided to go back to a twin room to continue the party. I was one of the first to give in so lay on the bed fully clothed. About an hour or so after lights out a hand crept onto my stomach and I then realised clothes can come off pretty quickly. I was quickly in under the sheets. Not much notice was given to the other occupants of the room. They were, I hoped, all asleep.

    Most will have realised by now (if you've bothered to keep reading) that the girl with the wandering hand was the girl I warned my friend away from. And he was lying on a coach perpendicular to the bed I was on. Neither he or I suspect anyone else in the room slept through it.

    Odd, he never saw that I'd rescued him from an awkward situation seeing as he was married, and never forgave me.

    Ah, always makes me smile when I think back on it.

    Sorry, off topic.


  • #65
    sabat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,896 ✭✭✭sabat


    It's just a boring smooth tunnel compared to the feature filled one you're supposed to put it in and if you "strike oil" that's game over: you're not going to stay hard while retching.


  • #66
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Stories from women meeting guys like the stories in this thread make me pray hard that my husband with his lovely willy and regular tastes lives to be very old so that I never end up on the dating scene again.


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  • #67
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,671 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Like others I suspect the attraction is down to porn. Jimmy Carr made a joke years ago that the birth rate is going to go way down because people learn about sex from porn. "Well I shag her in the arse then cum on her tits, but we just can't seem to get pregnant!"

    I do worry about that there's a chauvinistic element to it; that it can be uncomfortable to women and seen as submissive, but maybe some men are just conditioned to think that it's a natural part of sex and something they should want. Personally I've only done it a couple of times (at the ladies request) and it wasn't my favourite experience.

    The bottom line OP is if you're uncomfortable with it, it's your choice, and no man should keep pestering you over it. If they can't respect your decision, get rid.


  • #68
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Wibbs wrote: »
    What the actual f... :eek:

    A couple of things occur to me with someone like that, foremost among them if its coming from someone who's not a teenager is that maybe this has worked for them in the past? Which is another level of weird. Or he's just a weirdo.

    Yeh. Right?

    Must have worked before. Extraordinary.


  • #69
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    zapitastas wrote:
    Porn has normalised it and so seems like the thing to do


    How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?


  • #70
    Always Tired
    Closed Accounts Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Always Tired


    I have no interest in it whatsoever. Firstly, poop comes out of there. Secondly, the other hole does the job rightly. It's IMO just a result of blokes watching too much porn. I don't even watch anal vids myself.

    So, OP, what's your phone number then? Your arse is safe with me.


  • #71
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    chicorytip wrote: »
    How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

    Or sex for reasons other than procreation, Fr.


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  • #72
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭Feisar


    chicorytip wrote: »
    How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

    Tis hard to beat the wife slurping on the end of my soul in fairness.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #73
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    Avatar MIA wrote:
    Or sex for reasons other than procreation, Fr.


    Nothing at all wrong with the recreational variety but in the form nature intended, please.


  • #74
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,874 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    chicorytip wrote: »
    How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?

    Don't knock it until you have tried it.


  • #75
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,671 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Porklife wrote: »
    You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've had guys say to me or try to do and I'm very open minded.

    There was a thread in TLL years back about people's experiences in the dating world that was comedy gold. Can't remember what it's called or I'd google it...


  • #76
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Your arse is meant for the excretion of waste.

    Not for accepting tokens of love.....


  • #77
    Avatar MIA
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    chicorytip wrote: »
    Nothing at all wrong with the recreational variety but in the form nature intended, please.

    And what's specifically wrong with consenting adults having oral sex? As for being normal, if practically everyone has done it since the dawn of time does that not make it "normal?"


  • #78
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    And what's specifically wrong with consenting adults having oral sex? As for being normal, if practically everyone has done it since the dawn of time does that not make it "normal?"

    In the dawn of time humanity supposedly didn't exist, I seen it on startrek, Q took Picard to see amino acids starting up life or something...


  • #79
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    nthclare wrote: »
    In the dawn of time humanity supposedly didn't exist, I seen it on startrek, Q took Picard to see amino acids starting up life or something...

    Those amino acids got up to some freaky sheet.


  • #80
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,592 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    nthclare wrote: »
    Your arse is meant for the excretion of waste.

    Not for accepting tokens of love.....
    It's been a long time since sex was purely a token of love. Going by your logic sex should be only used as a tool for procreation. And don't forget when it comes to fingers 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink is the way to go😜


  • #81
    Dial Hard
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    sk8erboii wrote:
    Anal sex isnt anything special. When i dated a girl in 2010 (we were 16) she was pretty ready to give it up on the first two weeks. Same with every girl since then. To be fair i tend to be friends with art types so theyre more liberal when it comes to sex

    Sure thing, Walter.


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  • #82
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    It's been a long time since sex was purely a token of love. Going by your logic sex should be only used as a tool for procreation. And don't forget when it comes to fingers 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink is the way to go😜

    Are you into bum sex yourself ?


  • #83
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Sure thing, Walter.

    Lol what?


  • #84
    Deep Thought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,610 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    Porklife wrote: »
    Morning folks,

    As this is AH, I'm expecting a plethora of vulgar answers but I'm genuinely wondering, what's the story with men and anal sex? Every guy I've been with over the last few years has asked for it. I can't think of a single guy who hasn't asked me if I'm up for it. Nothing at all wrong with that, I have done it in the right circumstances when the mood has taken over but I definitely don't enjoy it. I'm just wondering why men like it so much. I think the.. for want of a better word, normal way, is much nicer. Is it because its a bit taboo (or is it even?), is it because it shows the girl has a dirty side? Also.. And this hugely worries me, are you put off by a girl who does it? Do you judge her in some maybe even subconscious way?

    Sorry to be so vulgar at breakfast time on a lovely Christmas Saturday folks but I have my reasons for asking 😉😑😜

    It’s all down to porn and also that In the porn movie the woman always seems to enjoy it ,

    When you did do it ,did you enjoy it?

    Porn movies imply you would.

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • #85
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Me too. I must be so boring.
    Give me boring any day! Thank feck I'm not a teenager - must be a cesspool for them at times.
    chicorytip wrote: »
    How could sodomy or oral sex, for that matter, ever be regarded as acceptable practices?
    Oral sex is a perfectly pleasurable experience - once people keep themselves clean down there it's extremely enjoyable, it's not sore, you don't need lube. As with any sex act, best with someone you really like/love but how could something so pleasurable be unacceptable?


  • #86
    Pauliedragon
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    nthclare wrote: »
    Are you into bum sex yourself ?
    No. Never interested me to be honest but I used to work with shall we say a bunch of people who had a very liberal approach to sex so anything went so I heard a lot of stories.


  • #87
    Purple Mountain
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    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Anal sex isnt anything special. When i dated a girl in 2010 (we were 16) she was pretty ready to give it up on the first two weeks. Same with every girl since then. To be fair i tend to be friends with art types so theyre more liberal when it comes to sex

    You do know that was illegal yeah?

    To thine own self be true



  • #88
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Mostly it's just pure human curiosity though there is zero excuse for any of the carry on described by a few people in this thread, definitely not solely due to porn as it's a practice that stretches back to the dawn of time....in general, sex has become a much more liberal topic and activity in the past few decades which also plays a part.

    Some people are interested or into it, some are not, goes for both sexes. I think it's fair game that if somebody is asking a female partner to try, let them cast the first stone so-to-speak and accept a finger or two up the bum and see how enthusiastic they are then!

    It reminds me of a thread I read here before and a woman was saying how her partner expects her to shave her public hair even though his is like a wild unkempt forest.

    If you end up in a situation, though, as described in this thread where multiple casual partners are aggressively demanding anal sex, you really need to re-evaluate the sort of men you're attracting.


  • #89
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    You do know that was illegal yeah?

    Nah its not if ur both minors


  • #90
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,566 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Nah its not if ur both minors

    Definitely still is illegal

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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  • #91
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Definitely still is illegal

    Well ****. Arrest every teenager i guess.


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