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Worst lyrics contained in a song?

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    #62
    DublinHun72
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭DublinHun72


    I tried to get in my taxi
    A man in a tracksuit attacked me
    He said that he saw it before me
    Wants to get things a bit gory
    Girls run around with no clothes on
    To borrow a pound for a condom
    If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen
    They're not very sensible

    I predict a riot, I predict a riot
    I predict a riot, I predict a riot

    And if there's anybody left in here
    That doesn't want to be out there


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    #63
    EPAndlee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭EPAndlee


    "Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin"


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    #64
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Wheeliebin30 wrote: »
    It does to people with some sense.

    By all means explain it to me....


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    #65
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I'll just leave this here

    https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s


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    #66
    Wheeliebin30
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Wheeliebin30


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    By all means explain it to me....

    It need no explaining, it’s obvious what way it’s meant to be taken.

    You’re probably the only person who doesn’t understand the irony of it.


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    #67
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    I’ve got the eye of the tiger
    Fire
    Dancing through the fire


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    #68
    timthumbni
    Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    jamesbere wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here

    https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s

    Never heard of this band. Now I think of them and I quote “pure mother****ing magic”


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    #69
    snotboogie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,563 ✭✭✭snotboogie


    My name is Cardi B i run this **** like cardio
    Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane


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    #70
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Work, work, work, work, work, work
    You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
    You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
    There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
    When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
    Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired


    Rihanna at her best, inspiring words


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    #71
    Essien
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Essien


    Wheeliebin30 wrote: »
    It need no explaining, it’s obvious what way it’s meant to be taken.

    You’re probably the only person who doesn’t understand the irony of it.

    Tbh, I can't see what's not to be understood about it. It's fairly straightforward.


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    #72
    Motivator
    Registered Users Posts: 2,750 ✭✭✭Motivator


    snotboogie wrote: »
    My name is Cardi B i run this **** like cardio
    Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane

    Another classic from Eminem:

    “I’m gonna treat this roof like my daughter and raise it”

    Give the man a Grammy for that line alone.


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    #73
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh no!

    Got a soft spot for MacArthur Park - Richard Harris is so passionately flat about his sad soggy cake.


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    #74
    van_beano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭van_beano


    “One: Don't pick up the phone
    You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone”

    Duh, obviously.


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    #75
    Spleerbun
    Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Spleerbun


    "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty, SKRRRRRT"


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    #76
    standardg60
    Registered Users Posts: 4,288 ✭✭✭standardg60


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    By all means explain it to me....

    I just have!

    More clouseau than poirot I'm afraid..


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    #77
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    jamesbere wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here

    https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s

    John Wayne Gacy seems to have risen from the dead and gone into music.


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    #78
    blackbox
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭blackbox


    Where's me jumper?
    Where's me jumper?

    Nonsense but still pure class....


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    #79
    IsaacWunder
    Registered Users Posts: 398 ✭✭IsaacWunder


    Elevation by U2, or the ballad of Skymole

    ♬A mole, living in a hole
    Digging up my soul
    Going down, excavation
    I and I in the sky♬


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    #80
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    That Jesus song from the ‘90s:

    What if God was one of us/
    Just a slob like one of us/
    Just a stranger on the bus/
    Trying to make his way home/
    Back up to Heaven all alone/
    Nobody calling on the phone/
    ‘Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome


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    #81
    rockatansky
    Registered Users Posts: 1,336 ✭✭✭rockatansky


    Faugheen wrote: »
    Lads how has nobody mentioned Hanson yet?

    'Coz this thread is about the worst lyrics, not the best!!:D


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    #82
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    A bit of nonsense from Bernie & Elton:

    Oh ma cameo molesting
    Kee pa a poorer for tea
    Solar prestige a gammon
    Lantern or turbert paw kwee

    Solar prestige a gammon
    cool kar kyrie kay salmon
    Hair ring molassis abounding
    Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

    Cod ee say oo pay a loto
    My zeta prestige toupay a floored
    Ray indee pako a gammon
    Solar prestige a pako can nord


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    #83
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    What do you consider to be the worst lyrics you have ever heard in a song?

    My vote goes for this lyrical genius courtesy of Miss Minaji;

    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
    You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe

    Incredible...
    Don't think that's even the worst lyric in that song. Try -
    Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
    But no relation to Roman Polanski
    Hey, yo Baby Bop, **** you and your EP
    Who’s gassing this ho? BP?
    Hmm.. thinks 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
    What the **** does any of that mean?


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    #84
    Spleerbun
    Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Spleerbun


    Rhyming Roman Polanski with Roman zolanski. Genius.


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    #85
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    When Black Eyed Peas added an extra Saturday in the week
    “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday”


    Anything out of this ejit

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    #86
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    Brian mcfadden - real to me

    Absolute nonsense

    "then i raise up me finger and watch football on tv"


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    #87
    HonalD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭HonalD


    “Ha
    The animals are winding me up
    The jungle call
    The jungle call
    Who-ha who-ha who-ha who-ha”

    Welcome to the Pleasuredome. Frankie Goes To Hollywood


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    #88
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »
    "Are we human? Or are we dancer? "

    Neither mate. You're utter cack.

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    #89
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    waffleman wrote: »
    Brian mcfadden - real to me

    Absolute nonsense

    "then i raise up me finger and watch football on tv"

    The whole entire song he had about teachers smacking kids.
    Tried to play it off as it actually happened, until lads came out saying not in the school he went to with them anyway.

    McFadden isn't right in the head at all, a simple lad.
    Why even try to pretend that like?


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    #90
    El Tarangu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭El Tarangu


    "Mmmmmmmmmmmm"


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    #91
    Captain Red Beard
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang


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