Worst lyrics contained in a song?

Church on Tuesday

DS86DS wrote: »

Anything by Sabaton. The whole cheesy war porn narrative in just about any of their songs is cringe inducing

Ditto Manowar.

orourkeda1977

Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

[Chorus]
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mmm mmm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone (bone)

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist can't resist can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

[Chorus x2]

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog and burger)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savor the flavors
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

[Chorus x2]

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left shake it to the right let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

[Chorus]

orourkeda1977

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party

I've got somethin' to tell ya
I've got news for you
Gonna put some wheels in motion
Get ready 'cause we're comin' through (comin' through)
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
We'll be there for you

The Venga bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'
New York through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco,
The wheels of steel are turnin' and traffic lights are burnin'
So if you like to party,
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
We'll be there for you

The Venga bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'
New York through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco,
The wheels of steel are turnin' and traffic lights are burnin'
So if you like to party,
Get on and move your body

The Venga bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'
New York through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco,
The wheels of steel are turnin' and traffic lights are burnin'
So if you like to party,
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party (bus is comin')

The Venga bus is comin'
The Venga bus is comin'
The Venga bus is

The Venga bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'
New York through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco,
The wheels of steel are turnin' and traffic lights are burnin'
So if you like to party,
Get on and move your body

The Venga bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'
New York through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco,
The wheels of steel are turnin' and traffic lights are burnin'
So if you like to party,
Get on and move your body
The Venga bus is comin'

ohnonotgmail

Mark Knopfler - My Bacon Roll

S'cuse me, s'cuse me
Have you got my roll?
My roll? My bacon roll?
Have you got my roll?
My roll? My bacon roll?

Capt'n Midnight

Not the worst

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.

Hayla, oh hayla shayla, oh hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, oh hayla shayla, shayla, oh.

Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,
Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.

To the tune of Mozart’s Symphony No.1 in Eb major

NCS

I like to party mmhmm
Everybody does

Why are you telling me then?

I love you more than words can say

And you've just expressed that using what, exactly?

dr.fuzzenstein

Light my Fire by the Doors.
It just rhymes liar, higher, fire, pyre, mire.

Cypher_sounds

“While I teabag the microphone 'cause I go nuts on it”

Sebastian Dangerfield

Deboree-deb n' deboree-de-bree-deb
Deboree-deb n' deboree-de-bree-deb
Deboree-deb n' deboree-de-bree-deb
Deboree-deb n' deboree-de-bree-deb

Oh Deborah, always look like a zebra
Your sunken face is like a galleon
Clawed with mysteries of the Spanish Main, oh Deborah...

Plopsu

bodhrandude wrote: »

I like TRex but Marc Bolan should be a contender,
'I drive a Rolls Royce because its good for my voice.'

You know that was meant as a dig, right?

Plopsu

Billy Nice Steppingstone wrote: »

"Hail a gypsy cab takes me down from Harlem to the Brooklyn Bridge...
Someone sleeps tonight with a hunger far more than an empty fridge." Alicia Keys singing bollix

"Someone sleeps tonight with a hunger FOR more than an empty fridge"

Which seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Should mention that for a long time I thought she wanted to see her name in MONKEYS down on Broadway (which I figured had to break some sort of animal cruelty laws).

Plopsu

The Tetrarch wrote: »

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight


Lions hunt at night not because their eyesight is better under low light conditions than that of their prey, but because with stealth they can probably approach their prey closer at night than during the day.

They also live on plains not in the jungle.

EDIT: oops somebody already said it.

HonalD

I'm the trouble starter, *unkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator, yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter starter

Love the beat but 8 songwriting credits is taking the piss (includes Trevor Horn, Paul Morley and Anne Dudley)

Has ABC been mentioned?

That was then, this is now - lyric

"Can't complain, musn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble"

HonalD

Clever or worst lyrics, you decide:

“The wild dogs cry out in the night
as they grow restless longing for some solitary company.

I know that I must do what’s right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”

Toto - Africa (I want some of what they were smoking writing that!)

razorblunt

HonalD wrote: »

Clever or worst lyrics, you decide:

“The wild dogs cry out in the night
as they grow restless longing for some solitary company.

I know that I must do what’s right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”

Toto - Africa (I want some of what they were smoking writing that!)

Listen, we all know it's just filler until it gets to the epic chorus.

Do do do do do do do doooo

intellectual dosser

Someone called Clanbandit

I wanna f-woop, woop woop, but I'm broken hearted. Cr-cr-cry but I like to party. T-t-touch but I got nobody. Here on my own



Tiesto and Postmalone?

She say she's too young, don't want no man. So she gon' call her friends, now that's a plan. I just ordered sushi from Japan. Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan



I hear those on the radio and start to fret about our future.

megadodge

Fun Lovin Criminals -

La di dadi, free John Gotti
La di dadi, la di


Lawdy, the local Primary school kids would be embarrassed by that tripe.

Skylinehead

HonalD wrote: »

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”

Toto - Africa (I want some of what they were smoking writing that!)

"How do we cram as many Africa references into this song as possible?"

Oh and Kilimanjaro is hundreds of miles from the Serengeti, not visible, never mind towering.

Oh and Kilimanjaro is twice the height of Mount Olympus, poor analogy. Unless they meant Olympus Mons on Mars, which I doubt.

Still a class song :cool:

ohnonotgmail

Nixonbot wrote: »

"How do we cram as many Africa references into this song as possible?"

Oh and Kilimanjaro is hundreds of miles from the Serengeti, not visible, never mind towering.

Oh and Kilimanjaro is twice the height of Mount Olympus, poor analogy. Unless they meant Olympus Mons on Mars, which I doubt.

Still a class song :cool:

Olympus mons would be an even worse analogy. Its slope is barely discernible from it's base because it is so wide.

Alicano

Sorry if posted already.

But : Umbrella.. ella.. ella.. ella.. eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh..
I'd be embarrassed to stand in a vocal booth recording that vocal.

Quick. Give her a Grammy!!

MetzgerMeister

HonalD wrote: »

I'm the trouble starter, *unkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator, yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter starter

Love the beat but 8 songwriting credits is taking the piss (includes Trevor Horn, Paul Morley and Anne Dudley)

Keith Flint wrote the lyrics. All other songwriting credits are there due to Liam Howlett sampling bits from other songs like "Close to the Edit" by Art of Noise, "S.O.S" by The Breeders and "Devotion" by Ten City. I can guarantee you that all other credits are to people connected to these other groups.

stoneill

Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic

ohnonotgmail

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

Keith Flint wrote the lyrics. All other songwriting credits are there due to Liam Howlett sampling bits from other songs like "Close to the Edit" by Art of Noise, "S.O.S" by The Breeders and "Devotion" by Ten City. I can guarantee you that all other credits are to people connected to these other groups.

Kim deal is credited because of the sample from The Breeders. All the others apart from Flint and Howlett are credited because of the Art of Noise sample.

buried

Firestarter is hardly a 'song' now is it? It's a pop punk electro lightweight version of the likes of this, another tube of $hitpaste

razorblunt

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

You didn't have to commit to the lyric Reg, you could have replaced it, no need to correct mid song.

PlaneSpeeking

razorblunt wrote: »

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

You didn't have to commit to the lyric Reg, you could have replaced it, no need to correct mid song.

Puts on pedant's hat - "Bernie" - runs away!

razorblunt

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Puts on pedant's hat - "Bernie" - runs away!

Fair point, I won't apologise though, sorry seems to be the hardest word.

PlaneSpeeking

razorblunt wrote: »

Fair point, I won't apologise though, sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Badum, tssshhhh!!!!!!

orourkeda1977

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still,I'm still Jenny from the block"

Did J-LO just admit to having rock on her.

J-Lo has a pair of stones on her.