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Girlfriend wants to use Strap on

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  • #62
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭touts


    This has the potential to be the next "I found a safe" in boards history and I'll bet the live posting of the "opening" will be far more entertaining.


  • #63
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Haven't thought of this in ages, must watch it again. Thanks OP!!!



  • #64
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,083 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Redneck Culchie wrote: »
    I'm not surprised it's a Dub that posted this. I'm sure your pals are all at it too fella.


    Its called 'thinking outside the box'.


  • #65
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Its called 'thinking outside the box'.

    latest?cb=20171210123220


  • #66
    Heebie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Heebie


    Who gives a damn if it's "normal" for a straight guy to like that.
    If *you* enjoy it with *her* that's all that matters.
    If she's willing to help you explore something that feels good to you, just go for it and don't worry about "normal" don't worry about "am I gay/bi" make sure to start with one that's not too big, use plenty of lube, clean out well, and make sure that she opens you up gently until you're both more used to it.

    It sounds like you have a sexually mature and adventurous girlfriend. If you like her outside the bedroom, she might just be a keeper.

    Enjoy!


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  • #67
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Go for it OP, it will be bigly good.


  • #68
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Nothing wrong with it if everyones happy. Mate of mine has a very kinky girlfriend. She's so enthusiastic about it he calls her Vlad the Impaler.


  • #69
    Wheres Me Jumper?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    always felt that it is better to give than receive, but you should go for it.
    never know you might like it, and even if you don't I'm sure all your mates down the pub will greatly enjoy hearing your blow by blow account.


  • #70
    Heebie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Heebie


    To add something, a book like "the ultimate guide to anal sex" might be a good thing for both of you to read.

    Being penetrated can be a wonderfully fun and intimate experience, but can be ruined by not doing some pretty simple things.

    Again... enjoy!


  • #71
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Ray Bloody Purchase wrote: »
    Straight to your back door.

    That post was so good, I've just bought a t-shirt with your name on it.

    Purchase_Grey.jpg


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  • #72
    Kolpe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34 ✭Kolpe


    Girlfriend could be testing you on how gay you are. It’s a dildo now you may want the real thing next week.


  • #73
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,735 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    If it's got a pulse,it's not a strap on.


  • #74
    Wheres Me Jumper?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    i think you should spend a drunken evening in The George.
    i'm sure the clientele will be happy to offer you advice and guidance on how best to proceed.
    you'll probably make a lot of new friends too!


  • #75
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    If it's got a pulse,it's not a strap on.

    You can talk:pac:


  • #76
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    Not sure if you came here for actual answers or for a bit of titillation but I'll give the benefit of the doubt admist an audience of "hehe bum, hehe sex"

    There are very few men who don't enjoy pegging, rimming or other anal sex acts.

    There are very few men who will admit to that for fear of being seen as gay. Because you know butt = gay...

    It's normal but generally only in established relationships. I don't know what I would make of a girl bringing it up in the early stages but after that exploration just happens and prostate pleasure can be an extreme release and very intimate with the right person.

    With the wrong person and preparation it's a ****ty mess


  • #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,853 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It sounds like the OP’s girlfriend has a medical condition that requires an operation.

    I believe it is called a strapadictomy


  • #78
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    Aegir wrote: »
    It sounds like the OP’s girlfriend has a medical condition that requires an operation.

    I believe it is called a strapadictomy

    Hilarious, are you looking forward to starting big school ?


  • #79
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    Aegir wrote: »
    It sounds like the OP’s girlfriend has a medical condition that requires an operation.

    I believe it is called a strapadictomy

    Nah the proper term for the procedure is a tiadicktomy.


  • #80
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    Hilarious, are you looking forward to starting big school ?

    Are you saying there is an immature post in a thread about strap-ons yes how very childish of that poster.:p


  • #81
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    Hilarious, are you looking forward to starting big school ?

    Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


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  • #82
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    CinemaGuy45 wrote: »
    Are you saying there is an immature post in a thread about strap-ons yes how very childish of that poster.:p

    Maybe if it was 1963.

    Amazing how repressed some people are that they think this is an abnormal topic and thus should be mocked to spare their blushes


  • #83
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    Kevin Finnerty wrote: »
    Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

    You need to get to your nearest Open Mic night to get the response you crave


  • #84
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    Maybe if it was 1963.

    Amazing how repressed some people are that they think this is an abnormal topic and thus should be mocked to spare their blushes

    Ok if it is so mundane and normal do tell us all what it feels like to be on the receiving end of one of these things.


  • #85
    Infini
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,670 ✭✭✭Infini




  • #86
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    CinemaGuy45 wrote: »
    Ok if it is so mundane and normal do tell us all what it feels like to be on the receiving end of one of these things.

    There's other websites that will help tickle your hunger for knowledge.

    If you haven't experienced anything of this nature then you are either single or haven't been in a relationship that's gone over 3 months (which there is nothing wrong with btw)

    All but two of my (albeit low number) of girlfriends have been into it. Being milked is pretty normal and I am surprised you think it's not - maybe I've a skewed view.

    To answer your question an immediate need to pee when the bladder gets knocked about, a sensation of relief when the prostate is found and production of about 3x the normal volume of ejaculate


  • #87
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    You need to get to your nearest Open Mic night to get the response you crave

    You're the one with the childish username.;)


  • #88
    vectorvictor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    Kevin Finnerty wrote: »
    You're the one with the childish username.;)

    That's a shockingingly bad response to.... anything


  • #89
    kateee47298
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 ✭kateee47298


    If you enjoyed it and you both had fun, I see no problem! Relationships are all about exploring and I certainly wouldn't worry about how it would appear to other people :)


  • #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,853 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    Maybe if it was 1963.

    Amazing how repressed some people are that they think this is an abnormal topic and thus should be mocked to spare their blushes

    Wait, you think a post in after hours about a guy’s girlfriend wanting to shag him up the Gary is serious?

    You do? Fair enough.

    As you are obviously a sensible person, maybe you could help me with a problem I have. I live in Nigeria and need to get $25million out of the country.

    If you send me your bank details, date of birth and home address I will transfer it to your account and let you keep $5mof it.

    Sound reasonable?


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  • #91
    CinemaGuy45
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭CinemaGuy45


    vectorvictor wrote: »
    There's other websites that will help tickle your hunger for knowledge.

    If you haven't experienced anything of this nature then you are either single or haven't been in a relationship that's gone over 3 months (which there is nothing wrong with btw)

    All but two of my (albeit low number) of girlfriends have been into it. Being milked is pretty normal and I am surprised you think it's not - maybe I've a skewed view.

    To answer your question an immediate need to pee when the bladder gets knocked about, a sensation of relief when the prostate is found and production of about 3x the normal volume of ejaculate

    Alright,:D I have to admit it I think not think you would answer that one.

    The bit in bold I have heard described and I heard it is a super mega orgasm but I am too repressed shy and oldfashioned to try anything like that.


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