Girlfriend wants to use Strap on

Heebie

Gay ("bottom") guy chiming in (again) here.

I can't really describe the physical sensations in words.
The result, however, is a very intimate, satisfying, relaxing, release of physical, emotional, and psychological stresses.
It's kind of like getting a massage that affects your whole being instead of just tension in your muscles.

suicide_circus

^^^ you're really selling this to me

italodisco

It's fairly easy to spot the flared jeans brown slip on shoes backwards rural lads in this thread lol

Slasher

"Is this normal for a straight guy to like this .." No, it bloody well is not!!. Stay well away from this.



"the bum bum is full of nasties you don't want." Damn right it is. Be very careful.

smelly sock

hill16dublin wrote: »

Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

Any help be great

No it means you are gay.

Try_harder

When my fb is giving me a bj I love him massaging my anus

smelly sock

Try_harder wrote: »

When my fb is giving me a bj I love him massaging my anus

Your username is very apt for this thread.

Peatys

vectorvictor wrote: »

There are very few men who don't enjoy pegging, rimming or other anal sex acts.

Dare i ask how you know this?

Wibbs

Try_harder wrote: »

When my fb is...

Poor Uncle Tom

This thread headed south about half past eight last night........

Squeeonline

Fann Linn wrote: »

Fcuk this. Getting emails now from Amazon for power tools.

wait til the Subaru dealerships get wind!

Kolpe

Try_harder wrote: »

When my fb is giving me a bj I love him massaging my anus

Do you poop while he does it, act as lube?

RustyNut

kateee47298 wrote: »

If you enjoyed it and you both had fun, I see no problem! Relationships are all about exploring and I certainly wouldn't worry about how it would appear to other people

Appear to other people, are you planning on getting nasty in tes cos or wha?

Kolpe

italodisco wrote: »

It's fairly easy to spot the flared jeans brown slip on shoes backwards rural lads in this thread lol

Getting the dildo up the arse is the norm now it seems.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Heebie wrote: »

Gay ("bottom") guy chiming in (again) here.

I can't really describe the physical sensations in words.
The result, however, is a very intimate, satisfying, relaxing, release of physical, emotional, and psychological stresses.
It's kind of like getting a massage that affects your whole being instead of just tension in your muscles.

Who decides who goes where in a gay sexual relationship.

Is it like an Alpha male thing?

Canis Lupus

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Who decides who goes where in a gay sexual relationship.

Is it like an Alpha male thing?

Rock paper scissors I believe.

Bob Harris

Heebie wrote: »

Gay ("bottom")
It's kind of like getting a massage that affects your whole being instead of just tension in your muscles.

So you're saying it affects your whole and not just your hole?

jmayo

vectorvictor wrote: »

Hilarious, are you looking forward to starting big school ?

Someone obviously not from around these parts.

TCM

argentum wrote:

what ever you both agree to in bed is fine in fairness. Lots of people love anal play are you afraid it makes you gay or something

argentum wrote:

what ever you both agree to in bed is fine in fairness. Lots of people love anal play are you afraid it makes you gay or something

" lots" Citation please.

xi5yvm0owc1s2b

TCM wrote: »

" lots" Citation please.

A major Irish Times sex survey conducted in 2015 found that 96 percent of gay men in Ireland have had anal sex, followed by 80 percent of bisexual men, 65 percent of bisexual women, 50 percent of heterosexual men, 47 percent of heterosexual women, and 40 percent of lesbian women. A majority of men and women in the 25 to 34 age group had engaged in anal sex -- 60 percent of men and 52 percent of women.

Link: https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/health-family/sex-survey/let-s-talk-about-sex-the-full-survey-results-1.2263907

So yeah, I think that counts as "lots."

orourkeda1977

Just use a massive cucumber.

Feisar

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

Gets coat.

wexie

RustyNut wrote: »

Appear to other people, are you planning on getting nasty in tes cos or wha?

Reminds me of this (old) joke

A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The father asked him the nature of this, to which he replied, "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her."
The Priest tried explaining that having sex with your own wife was not a sin and forgiveness was not needed.
Still, the man insisted that he felt guilty. The priest told him to say three Hail Mary's and be on his way.
Next, the wife went into the confessional and said that while she was leaning over the freezer her husband had had his way with her.
The priest asked her how long she had been married. She replied it was three years now.
The priest tried to explain to her that it was quite proper for married people to have sex and that there was nothing to be guilty about.
Still, the woman insisted that she felt guilty so the priest told her to say three Hail Mary's and think no more about it.
As she turned to leave, the woman asked the priest if her and her husband would be banned from the church.
"Banned from the church?! Whatever gave you that idea?' the priest queried.

"Well," she said, "they banned us from the supermarket!"

Plumbthedepths

wexie wrote:

Reminds me of this (old) joke

Did you leave out the punch line?

Kolpe

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Just use a massive cucumber.

Lidl or Aldi one?

wexie

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Did you leave out the punch line?

Spoiler tags? (can you not see them on the phone perhaps?)

Edgware

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Just use a massive cucumber.

Be careful not to backfire or there will be plenty of brown sauce for the cucumber

Plumbthedepths

wexie wrote:

Spoiler tags? (can you not see them on the phone perhaps?)

Yeah on a phone. Will look at the full site.

Try_harder

Kolpe wrote: »

Do you poop while he does it, act as lube?

A good boy douches! Im not into poo play

Also, its only a finger

Heebie

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote:

Who decides who goes where in a gay sexual relationship.

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote:

Is it like an Alpha male thing?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Sometimes it's discussion beforehand.

It really depends on what the people involved are in the mood for at the time. Some lean particular ways, some don't.