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Girlfriend wants to use Strap on

  • 06-11-2018 11:27am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 hill16dublin


    Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

    Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

    Any help be great


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  • Posts: 5,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

    Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

    Any help be great

    yes it is, perfectly normal.

    Go for it and make sure it is the biggest one you can find.

    (I have never actually tried this, but let us all know how you get on)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    Every holes a goal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    You need to post a pic of your girlfriend first , strap on is optional in the pic.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,207 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

    Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

    Any help be great

    You're new around here I take it. This should be good. Who's got the popcorn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    beertons wrote: »
    You're new around here I take it. This should be good. Who's got the popcorn?

    Popcorn ? Slang for horn ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Cut a deal so she has to do anal too. If she already does anal then tell her you want a threesome with one of her hot friends. You gotta give and take..... literally.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

    Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

    Any help be great

    Strap yourself to a rocket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 hill16dublin


    Aegir wrote: »
    yes it is, perfectly normal.

    Go for it and make sure it is the biggest one you can find.

    (I have never actually tries this, but let us all know how you get on)

    Think I’ll start with a small one first


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 hill16dublin


    You need to post a pic of your girlfriend first , strap on is optional in the pic.

    Haha u wish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    £28.99 on Amazon.
    10 modes and adjustable speeds.
    Parcel Motel delivers.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Ray Bloody Purchase


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    £28.99 on Amazon.
    10 modes and adjustable speeds.
    Parcel Motel delivers.

    Straight to your back door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Straight to your back door.

    Brilliant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Only fair to receive if you are willing to give. Go large or go home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Fcuk this. Getting emails now from Amazon for power tools.




  • Fann Linn wrote: »
    Fcuk this. Getting emails now from Amazon for power tools.

    OMEGALUL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Join Date: Aug 2010
    Posts: 8

    Hmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Straight to your back door.

    Actually laughed out loud. Sir/Madam, I tip my hat to you.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 hill16dublin


    Join Date: Aug 2010
    Posts: 8

    Hmmmm

    Have u ever try before


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭argentum


    what ever you both agree to in bed is fine in fairness. Lots of people love anal play are you afraid it makes you gay or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 hill16dublin


    argentum wrote: »
    what ever you both agree to in bed is fine in fairness. Lots of people love anal play are you afraid it makes you gay or something

    Not afraid of that just don’t want my girlfriend to think I’m odd for liking it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Humphrey BoaGart


    You've come to the right place for sensible advice :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Not afraid of that just don’t want my girlfriend to think I’m odd for liking it

    Nah I wouldn't worry about that to be honest.

    I'd say she's probably just working up to introducing the idea of a threesome ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Yer man in deadpool did that with his girlfriend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭argentum


    Not afraid of that just don’t want my girlfriend to think I’m odd for liking it

    She tries something in bed and you like it. She suggests that maybe you should go further with a strap on so why would she think its odd. If you're afraid of something that big try a prostate vibrator first and take it from there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Pegasus :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    It will make your whole week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    wexie wrote: »
    Nah I wouldn't worry about that to be honest.

    I'd say she's probably just working up to introducing the idea of a threesome ;)

    Yep. And when she brings along your man with the gimp mask he'll be rightly fecked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Fann Linn wrote: »

    Yep. And when she brings along your man with the gimp mask he'll be rightly fecked.

    'honey this is my friend big ian'

    'why is he called big ian? Can't be more than 5'3?!'

    '<grin>'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Not afraid of that just don’t want my girlfriend to think I’m odd for liking it

    She suggested taking it further though, so what's the problem?

    Bit of advice though, google "anal sex advice" or something like that the bum bum is full of nasties you don't want.

    Also with a strap on she won't be getting the same sensory feedback you'd be getting if you used your penis to engage in anal sex with her. Take it slow, lube up and make sure she listens to you. Basically make sure she doesn't unintentionally tear you a new one.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Straight to your back door.

    Your username scares me in this context.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    In a world where women can have penises we all need to get used to this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Ipso wrote: »
    It will make your whole week.

    It'll make her day, and make his hole weak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭AdrianLM


    Nah I wouldn't worry about that to be honest.

    I'd say she's probably just working up to introducing the idea of a threesome

    With another bloke!!


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    You waited 8 years to tell us this :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Try it with a crusty Cuisine de France baguette first (peanut butter spread optional) just to get a rough (no pun intended) idea of how it will work


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    C'mon man just do it and let us know. Don't sh1t the bed and back out now,you are in too deep at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Relikk


    Hi guy looking for some help last night my girlfriend and I were having some fun and long story short she used her fingers on my ass and as I was enjoying it she said to me we need to get a strapon

    Is this normal for a straight guy to like this and should I follow on with getting a strap on

    Any help be great

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,637 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    C'mon man just do it and let us know. Don't sh1t the bed and back out now,you are in too deep at this stage.


    If he doesn't prep properly that is definitely a possibility


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Personal experience?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    If he doesn't prep properly that is definitely a possibility

    What, dare I ask, would constitute 'prepping properly'?

    Vindaloo and a feed of pints the night before to flush the pipes like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,637 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    wexie wrote: »
    What, dare I ask, would constitute 'prepping properly'?

    Vindaloo and a feed of pints the night before to flush the pipes like?


    Google is your friend. I sure as well wont be googling it in work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Google is your friend. I sure as well wont be googling it in work.

    Nah I'm good thanks :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Google is your friend. I sure as well wont be googling it in work.


    It sounds like you don't need to Google it tbh, considering your pervious response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    It sounds like you don't need to Google it tbh, considering your pervious response.

    And considering your name. 😉


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Did the strap on in glitter, strap to your head and be a unicorn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Yes, I think you should encourage her to use Snap-On

    Snap-On are great tools, used by many mechanics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭Poor_old_gill


    If you were against the idea then you’d not even entertain it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Gunner Early Penicillin


    AdrianLM wrote: »
    With another bloke!!

    the devils threesome


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