Masturbation when room sharing

Gael23 · 18-09-2018 11:24PM #1

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 18-09-2018 11:24PM

Use the bathroom?

lawred2 · 18-09-2018 11:26PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Urm the bathroom obviously

Pero_Bueno · 18-09-2018 11:27PM

Or wait till they are fast asleep ... no harm done - so long as you clean up ..

c montgomery · 18-09-2018 11:27PM

Use the bathroom and Cum in his bottle of shower gel.
Your not some sort of animal.

dxhound2005 · 18-09-2018 11:27PM

There's somebody in there.

thelad95 · 18-09-2018 11:27PM

Do it simultaneously.

endacl · 18-09-2018 11:29PM

OK. G'night everybody.

:rolleyes:

18-09-2018 11:30PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

quietly

Day Lewin · 18-09-2018 11:30PM

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

Gael23 · 18-09-2018 11:30PM

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 18-09-2018 11:32PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

A person could have a dose of the scuts

_brendand_ · 18-09-2018 11:32PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

Just let on like it's a really stubborn ****. But of course no-one will actually be fooled...

Yer Da sells Avon · 18-09-2018 11:34PM

I just don't make eye contact with any of the other passengers on the bus.

Pero_Bueno · 18-09-2018 11:35PM

Or get in to his bed right next to him and start having a good old Tom Hank, wake him up as you are ripping the stomach off yourself, he'll think it's hilarious - trust me!

freshpopcorn · 18-09-2018 11:36PM

Sleep with their ma the night before and then work away.

Pero_Bueno · 18-09-2018 11:37PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

I just don't make eye contact with any of the other passengers on the bus.

Reminds me of the time back in pre internet days when I was looking at a filthy porn mag (remember those?!) and was having a great Tom Hank and was about to come when the f*cking Easons manager came up to me and said "Are you gonna f*ckin' buy that or not?"

Jaysus ruined it he did ....

Franz Von Peppercorn · 18-09-2018 11:38PM

Day Lewin wrote: »

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

I am so glad I had my own room as a teenager.

Gael23 · 18-09-2018 11:50PM

_brendand_ wrote: »

Just let on like it's a really stubborn ****. But of course no-one will actually be fooled...

Suppose if one made similar noises they may be

Baron Kurtz · 18-09-2018 11:53PM

Day Lewin wrote: »

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

There's something very This be the Verse by Larkin about this post. Primarily for the curt and open nature in its sentiment and it being put together with poetic relish.

Also, evoking a memory of would-be guilty sensual past indiscretions adds to the atmosphere in the post.

decky1 · 19-09-2018 12:17AM

c montgomery wrote: »

Use the bathroom and Cum in his bottle of shower gel.
Your not some sort of animal.

LOL all the way home.:D:D:D

Lucy8080 · 19-09-2018 12:21AM

Wife: "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

Husband: "It's not what you think,it's ice cream."

Wife: "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

Husband: " Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while masturbating?"

Duckworth_Luas · 19-09-2018 12:21AM

Use their sock

Robsweezie · 19-09-2018 01:24AM

'' sir i must insist that you stop masturbating''

''why doctor?''

''because im trying to examine you''

19-09-2018 01:54AM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Use their sock

Ah the famed **** sock!

Gael23 · 19-09-2018 08:08AM

Is it possible to work away under your bed sheets or too easy to be caught?

pickarooney · 19-09-2018 08:41AM

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

Or get in to his bed right next to him and start having a good old Tom Hank, wake him up as you are ripping the stomach off yourself, he'll think it's hilarious - trust me!

I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

Wanderer78 · 19-09-2018 08:44AM

Heard a funny story of lads cranking one out in jail cells over the weekend, those lads couldn't give a fcuk

Day Lewin · 19-09-2018 08:47AM

Gael23 wrote: »

Is it possible to work away under your bed sheets or too easy to be caught?

Of course it is.
Or else we'd all be sadder (and angrier)
Necessity is the best teacher!

PS who in the world can "catch" you?
- Some randomer flinging the sheets off you á la boarding school?

PPS If someone asks why you are making that weird gasping sound, tell them you were having a horrible nightmare. Kind of true :-(