Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

dvcireland · 12-09-2018 02:53PM

Stay tuned, more uplifting topics after the news.

Jeff2 · 12-09-2018 02:55PM

pc7 wrote: »

Only caught ten minutes, what happened with the ladies husband who was sibling-napped? Did she get him back? Is he dead?

Still ongoing court case.

pc7 · 12-09-2018 03:06PM

Jeff2 wrote: »

Still ongoing court case.

Mad story, awful stuff

12-09-2018 07:59PM

Missed de show again today, wat wit being on holiday in de wunderful Cobh, County of Cark. I visited de marvellous Alcatraz of Oireland, Spike Island, where der is a terrible Punishment Block. Der was one cell wit de gory sounds of DEATH emerging from it. Death rattle, gushing of blood from lungs, de lot. Last breaths of a prisoner dying of de dreaded tuberculosis. Afternoon wud be in total ecstasy.

bottlebrush · 12-09-2018 08:06PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Missed de show again today, wat wit being on holiday in de wunderful Cobh, County of Cark. I visited de marvellous Alcatraz of Oireland, Spike Island, where der is a terrible Punishment Block. Der was one cell wit de gory sounds of DEATH emerging from it. Death rattle, gushing of blood from lungs, de lot. Last breaths of a prisoner dying of de dreaded tuberculosis. Afternoon wud be in total ecstasy.

That would be a good location for a funny Friday some time in the future. an opportunity to mix death with ahem fun.

sligojoek · 12-09-2018 08:40PM

After I turned off at 2.00 today I stuck iTunes on random shuffle. The first song that came up was Old Crow Medicine Show, "Standing by the grave of a dearly departed friend".

Great song in fairness.

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-09-2018 08:46PM

I kept thinking of Chuck from Better Call Saul when that aul one was on

ButtersSuki · 12-09-2018 11:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Missed de show again today, wat wit being on holiday in de wunderful Cobh, County of Cark. I visited de marvellous Alcatraz of Oireland, Spike Island, where der is a terrible Punishment Block. Der was one cell wit de gory sounds of DEATH emerging from it. Death rattle, gushing of blood from lungs, de lot. Last breaths of a prisoner dying of de dreaded tuberculosis. Afternoon wud be in total ecstasy.

You should email him about your trip, after all you can email de show from anywhere in de wurldid - even Cark.

From memory, Joe visited there (de prison and dat, or maybe it was a graveyard?) a few years back when he left ON MONDAY (!!!!) to do a FunnyFryday from Cork...on Fryday and dat. True story. We had a fill-in from Tuesday-Thursday and Fateen was nicely rested just in time for de weekend away at de Kingsley who likely had put him up and fed him and de crew for the week and weekend dat followed all free pro grattis so to speak and dat.

ButtersSuki · 12-09-2018 11:47PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I kept thinking of Chuck from Better Call Saul when that aul one was on

My favourite show on tv at the moment. Highly recommended.

It's obviously not as good as Mrs. Browinz Boyiz and dat now so to speak before de complaints come in.....:rolleyes:

sligojoek · 13-09-2018 12:17AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

My favourite show on tv at the moment. Highly recommended.

It's obviously not as good as Mrs. Browinz Boyiz and dat now so to speak before de complaints come in.....:rolleyes:

I wouldn't watch it. My children tell me there's a lot of gratuitous bad language in it

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 12:43AM

sligojoek wrote: »

I wouldn't watch it. My children tell me there's a lot of gratuitous bad language in it

Actually we're almost at the end of Season 4 and this week's episode was the first time the word "F*ck" was used this season. Apparently the writers are limited to one F Bomb per season by the creator, though Season 2 had 3 :eek:. If you think about it, there were more F and S Bombs on Da Lahv Lahn this week :pac::pac::pac:. And I can promise you Better Call Saul is just a little bit better than Da Lahv Lahn.

Try it, it's honestly the best thing on TV right now. Even better than Lahv Lahn Call Back and Mrs. Browinz Boyiz.

Jeff2 · 13-09-2018 01:04AM

sligojoek wrote: »

I wouldn't watch it. My children tell me there's a lot of gratuitous bad language in it

And you belieave them.?
With our checking.

sligojoek · 13-09-2018 01:13AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Actually we're almost at the end of Season 4 and this week's episode was the first time the word "F*ck" was used this season. Apparently the writers are limited to one F Bomb per season by the creator, though Season 2 had 3 :eek:. If you think about it, there were more F and S Bombs on Da Lahv Lahn this week :pac::pac::pac:. And I can promise you Better Call Saul is just a little bit better than Da Lahv Lahn.

Try it, it's honestly the best thing on TV right now. Even better than Lahv Lahn Call Back and Mrs. Browinz Boyiz.

I was talking about Mrs Browinz Boyz.

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 12:46PM

Fateen couldn’t resist an auld pun-een following de last song from ChicaRgo and dat. If you leave me now so to speak and dat.

Demm Menn See Ah again.
Gardai wearing Balaclavas so to speak standing beside udder men wearing Balaclavas. WHOY?
New Garda commissioner wearing PSNI medals and a medal given to him by de Queen and dat on his Garda uniform. WHOY?
€300 found at an ATM, man tries to return it de bank and de bank said no and dat. National news story!

Camp voyis? Don’t ask.

thecretinhop · 13-09-2018 12:50PM

could be potential gold hmmm

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:01PM

thecretinhop wrote: »

could be potential gold hmmm

Never say that before de show, it’s de curse of death to Gold and dat. Guaranteed to be shoyte now! Well done! Well done!

:rolleyes:

You may say it within the first minute of a new caller joining the conversation, but never in adavance of the show. If a caller for example addresses his majesty as “Mr. Duffy”, then incoming Gold is pretty much assured. But to call it in advance is likely to be de kiss of death.

somesoldiers · 13-09-2018 01:12PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Never say that before de show, it’s de curse of death to Gold and dat. Guaranteed to be shoyte now! Well done! Well done! :rolleyes:

You may say it within the first minute of a new caller joining the conversation, but never in adavance of the show. If a caller for example addresses his majesty as “Mr. Duffy”, then incoming Gold is pretty much assured. But to call it in advance is likely to be de kiss of death.

Is it like mentioning "The Scottish Play" in de tea-atur?

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:19PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Is it like mentioning "The Scottish Play" in de tea-atur?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Diva5REt8c

I guess, except there's less death, murder, misery, pain and suffering in Macbeth than in your average Lahv Lahn Show.

zell12 · 13-09-2018 01:25PM

We need art critics on Joe's wurk, now!
Currently in a museum. Fees?

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Proud to present my painting (amateur) of the late great Shane MacThomais to ⁦glasnevin museum⁩ for public display.

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:26PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 178
Joe Shows: 141
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €352,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

How many Versaaaaaaaaatissssss patches and smear tests wood €352,500 pay for Mr. Wurking Class man of de peeple wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat?

13-09-2018 01:28PM

zell12 wrote: »

We need art critics on Joe's wurk, now!
Currently in a museum. Fees?

Proud to present my painting (amateur) of the late great Shane MacThomais to ⁦glasnevin museum⁩ for public display.

I've seen some of his work on Twiitter, he's a decent painter in fairness to him!

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:29PM

zell12 wrote: »

We need art critics on Joe's wurk, now! currently in a museum

Proud to present my painting (amateur) of the late great Shane MacThomais to ⁦glasnevin museum⁩ for public display.

Well at least as dis painting is situated indoors and dat we are spared de two suns "error" from previous efforts.

My thoughts? It's at best average by amateur standards; and if his name wasn't Joe Duffy it would be in his garden shed. Instead because of his name - and solely because of his name - it gets into a Museum. Ireland. :rolleyes:

Great wurk Joe, keeping de wurk of a real artist out to accommodate another of your vanity projects. Well done! Well done!

zell12 · 13-09-2018 01:30PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I've seen some of his work on Twiitter, he's a decent painter in fairness to him!

Wha?

Dat is fake news
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ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:31PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I've seen some of his work on Twiitter, he's a decent painter in fairness to him!

Yeah de wall of de scullery (I can imagine younger folk are busy goo-gulling dat wurd) was nicely touched up with a tin of Valspar.

You really are giving him too much credit.

somesoldiers · 13-09-2018 01:33PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Diva5REt8c

I guess, except there's less death, murder, misery, pain and suffering in Macbeth than in your average Lahv Lahn Show.

de dictionary one is the great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08

"I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation." like to see Joe get his gowls around dat

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:33PM

I won't be listening twoday but in fairness De Commissioner is inviting attention and criticism to an already (in some quarters) contentious appointment by wearing the medals alleged in the intro. - TBH, I hadn't heard this anywhere else yet, and I can't trust Joe's description. He's being poorly advised if he's actually doing what was alleged.

zell12 · 13-09-2018 01:36PM

Yep it has happened
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sligojoek · 13-09-2018 01:36PM

zell12 wrote: »

We need art critics on Joe's wurk, now!
Currently in a museum. Fees?

Proud to present my painting (amateur) of the late great Shane MacThomais to ⁦glasnevin museum⁩ for public display.

'Twud have to be in a fuckin' graveyard wouldn't it?

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I've seen some of his work on Twiitter, he's a decent painter in fairness to him!

Wash your mouth keyboard out with soap

ButtersSuki · 13-09-2018 01:39PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

de dictionary one is the best IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08

It's been a long running joke for my own amusement to drop dat particular C wurd (and pericombobulations) into conversation when I am engaging/forced to engage in conversation with people who do be do be do be do be using de wurds day don't understand or do be using dem incorrectly and dat. It's amusing insofar as not once has anyone ever asked me what either word means - social convention seemingly compels people to nod and comply. Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat to most of you) does use dis technique too. One day I hope to get to use dem with Fateen.

somesoldiers · 13-09-2018 01:40PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well at least as dis painting is situated indoors and dat we are spared de two suns "error" from previous efforts.

!

lol- tell us more, don't remember that one

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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