Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

manodepeeple

De Bhál wrote: »

Tullamore-eh
Tullamore-eh


why is he pronouncing like that?

I suspect he must actually think it IS pronounced like that.

De Bhál

manodepeeple wrote: »

I suspect he must actually think it IS pronounced like that.

very strange, I think he was trying to be funny as you couldn't pronounce Tullamore wrong.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Ya mean, there could yet be a King in Ireland?
Yegads.

Yes, Article 29.4 of the Constitution effectively allows for membership of the Commonwealth (we had a King for the first 11 years of the Constitution, and this was never repealed).

In fact, that's why the Constitution does not refer to the President as Head of State. The government could rejoin the commonwealth by a simple vote of the Oireachtas, effectively providing for the Queen of England as our Head of State

Brendan Bendar

De Bhál wrote: »

very strange, I think he was trying to be funny as you couldn't pronounce Tullamore wrong.

Mixing it up with Portlaoish-eh maybe.

Both in the bogs.

De Bhál

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Mixing it up with Portlaoish-eh maybe.

Both in the bogs.

that, or they have a Funny Friday song from Tullamore that goes to the tune of 'That's Amore'

thecretinhop

lidl shelf 1 cretin hop 0.

ButtersSuki

Should I listen back?


To all of dose peeple asking "WHOY is Fateen saying Tullah-MORAY?"; there really is only wan response to dat - are you new here? :pac:


You obviously are so to speak.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 176
Joe Shows: 139
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €347,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

zell12

Dunno if you want to aurally entertain yerself with de sloooooos gates of Ardnacrusha, go for it

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

did he doy before or after he hit de ground??

C'mere ta me caller...your husband, well, ex-husband I guess now so to speak, was wan a de furst peeple to jump from de top of Wurldid Trade Centre Wan so to speak to his death below to excape de foyre dat wood have burned him to death and dat. In dat moment he took control so to speak of his own destiny and he did doyed by sewercoyde so committed a mortal sin in de eyes of de holy fadder above and dat. Technically you could say he didn't did doyed as a result den of de terrorist actions and dat. Anyway, back to de death. Do you tink he saw de plane coming in and knew den dat he was going to die a horrible, terrybull death? Do yous know did he hit de path....or sidewalk as day do say in de America...below head furst? Or did he hit de glass roof dat was at de entrance of de tower and dat? Did he hit dat head furst? Or did his legs hit furst and were engulfed into his body so he looked like a man with a head, arms and a torso and shoes at his backside? Do you have any footage of him jumping or ideally, landing? We could put it up on de twitter accounts for ya and dat. I know dat peeple do be sayin' dat de heart stop on de way dowin and dat and dat day do dye before day crash violently into de ground but we don't really know dat. One can only imagine de pain as you hit terra firma so to speak and your death does befell - pardon de pun so to speak - you at dat moment and you're tinking to yerself I'll miss de Mrs. Browinz Boyiz Chrimbo Special now and dat. And did you ever get de body back? Wat state was it in? Was it in an open casket? Wat colour was de coffin? Was it grey to blend in wit de dust of death? Hello caller? Are you still dare? We've lost our caller dare I tink, back after deeze.

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Dunno if you want to aurally entertain yerself with de sloooooos gates of Ardnacrusha, go for it

We haven't had dat Bingo Buzzwurd for a while, wat brought dat back?

sligojoek

zell12 wrote: »

Is Joe thick?

Robert2012 wrote: »

Is Joe getting worse at understanding what callers are saying, or is he being even more deliberately obtuse lately?

Are you two new here?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

We haven't had dat Bingo Buzzwurd for a while, wat brought dat back?

He said it a few times in different contexts. Once it was just the "sluice gates" on their own.

Robert2012

Trinity Strong Self-possession wrote: »

I'd like to speak on behalf of all the dolphins out there, (but only at 125hz)

I hear you man

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

We haven't had dat Bingo Buzzwurd for a while, wat brought dat back?

Missed tewdaze show totally as was travelling to Cark (actually that’s a village in Cumbria) and moreover Cove sotospeak..

De slewicegates of Ardnacrusha wer big feature, so to speak, in his Geography exam in de Leavin Cert.?

honeybear

Joe (his podcast!) puts me to sleep every night. What section of today’s programme should I listen to?

honeybear

honeybear wrote: »

Joe (his podcast!) puts me to sleep every night. What section of today’s programme should I listen to?

His podcast puts my blood pressure up, however disxrrwad brings it down again

vicwatson

honeybear wrote: »

Joe (his podcast!) puts me to sleep every night. What section of today’s programme should I listen to?

The section from 14:59:59 to 15:00:00

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

C'mere ta me caller...your husband, well, ex-husband I guess now so to speak, was wan a de furst peeple to jump from de top of Wurldid Trade Centre Wan so to speak to his death below to excape de foyre dat wood have burned him to death and dat. In dat moment he took control so to speak of his own destiny and he did doyed by sewercoyde so committed a mortal sin in de eyes of de holy fadder above and dat. Technically you could say he didn't did doyed as a result den of de terrorist actions and dat. Anyway, back to de death. Do you tink he saw de plane coming in and knew den dat he was going to die a horrible, terrybull death? Do yous know did he hit de path....or sidewalk as day do say in de America...below head furst? Or did he hit de glass roof dat was at de entrance of de tower and dat? Did he hit dat head furst? Or did his legs hit furst and were engulfed into his body so he looked like a man with a head, arms and a torso and shoes at his backside? Do you have any footage of him jumping or ideally, landing? We could put it up on de twitter accounts for ya and dat. I know dat peeple do be sayin' dat de heart stop on de way dowin and dat and dat day do dye before day crash violently into de ground but we don't really know dat. One can only imagine de pain as you hit terra firma so to speak and your death does befell - pardon de pun so to speak - you at dat moment and you're tinking to yerself I'll miss de Mrs. Browinz Boyiz Chrimbo Special now and dat. And did you ever get de body back? Wat state was it in? Was it in an open casket? Wat colour was de coffin? Was it grey to blend in wit de dust of death? Hello caller? Are you still dare? We've lost our caller dare I tink, back after deeze.

I’m spluttering our ne wine all over de floor in stitches at dis. Wen oy do be doyen an dah i wNt dis quote feadbiut to me aloud. Day say geRjng is de last to go m, de saysntists, profs and dah must know by the twitchin response day get from givin aural stimuli an dah.

Me mudder’s 17year previous to her passing an dah, ‘pre-mortem arrangements were dat she get a lift coffin in view if her lightness of heart sotosoeak, an dah me rather perpetually unwell faaadddder be given a darker coffin in keeping with his iratged sombre view of de wurrrld. In de event of faaaader’s death (which was joe-sadly peaceful) me muddder sends shockwaves tru hotstible mortuary by saying g “he’s gotnmybmy coffin!!!”

ButtersSuki

vicwatson wrote: »

The section from 14:59:59 to 15:00:00

How many deaths did he manage to cram into that timeslot?

SEPT 23 1989

Still not over the hiding O'Leary gave him I see

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twoday’s show:

Cer-voy-ickle is now serve-ickle
Stewdent accommodation and dat
Ryanair taking the Mickey or was it de Michael (he actually said that)
Demm Menn See Ah and dat. Man kidnapped by his fambillee to keep him away from his wife

Camp voyis? Ah heeyour, leave it ouh!

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Still not over the hiding O'Leary gave him I see

Are you new here?

An elephant never forgets.

thecretinhop

hmmm rip ofg and Ryanair get pbh voxal chords ready for an apology while you fk off for yet another break here all summer man

withless

The internet has ruined the culture of forgetting about 'things' in dis country and its a disgrace, Joe.

Dan Jaman

Joe loves the word 'diagnose' because it's got 'die' in it.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Joe loves the word 'diagnose' because it's got 'die' in it.

And yet he hates de wurd “diet”.

Roger_007

I wasn't in at the start. Who is this woman?

somesoldiers

I tuned out- cannot take any more misery. Judging by the post count am not the only one

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

I tuned out- cannot take any more misery. Judging by the post count am not the only one

Same as that. I'll keep an eye here in case things improve.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 177
Joe Shows: 140
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €350,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

How many Versaaaaaaaaatissssss patches and smear tests wood dat pay for?