Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Greasy Tool · 10-09-2018 02:36PM

I could smell crack off him Joe !!

BPKS · 10-09-2018 02:36PM

Greasy Tool wrote: »

WTF is a P1ssed Homeless Leisure Cyclist ??

Fixed that for you

Hector Bellend · 10-09-2018 02:36PM

Lee-Shur

Its leisure

Dont be doin' the american dublinese Joe

10-09-2018 02:36PM

“Can I offer you my defibrillator?”

BPKS · 10-09-2018 02:37PM

Tell us what drugs you were on Joe after your accident

2smiggy · 10-09-2018 02:37PM

why not just use a versatis patch or two ?

10-09-2018 02:37PM

“You know yourself from your own accident, oxynorm, OxyContin and all the strong stuff”.

BPKS · 10-09-2018 02:37PM

CTV

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 02:37PM

A 14" wound with 20 stitches sounds like it was Dr Frankenstein operating.

Roger_007 · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

“Can I offer you my defibrillator?”

No durty talk here, please.;)

Hector Bellend · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Would you kick a psycho cyclist in the nuts?

Yes. Absolutely.

Then I'd reverse over them

4068ac1elhodqr · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

Had a doberman pinscher once, when out walking with him (on a lead) he walked right into the bottom of a streetlight's metal post.
The top of the light shook for a good few seconds and made a lot of noise, the dog didn't and continued on with his stroll.

Ally Dick · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

There are lunatic cyclists all over Dublin. The guards are useless. No point in getting them involved

dvcireland · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

Prime Suspect, was it Johnny Beep Beep, over visiting the southside

Hector Bellend · 10-09-2018 02:38PM

This is turning into an episode of crimebusters

10-09-2018 02:39PM

“If yer on de OxyContin ye ain’t working” sez Joe.
Joe must be on permanent OxyContin

vicwatson · 10-09-2018 02:39PM

“Thanks for remembering” lol

Greasy Tool · 10-09-2018 02:39PM

How's " The Leg" Joe??? lolol

dvcireland · 10-09-2018 02:40PM

City bike users are notorious for using footpath

Ally Dick · 10-09-2018 02:40PM

There's no room for cyclists in Dublin. Grand Canal is mental

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 02:40PM

This will degenerate into an episode of Doobalin A to Z.

Hector Bellend · 10-09-2018 02:41PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

A 14" wound with 20 stitches sounds like it was Dr Frankenstein operating.

I'm six foot two. I'd say that 14 inches is from the insode of my elbow to halfway down my middle finger.

zell12 · 10-09-2018 02:41PM

We'll all put a 'Do No Clamp' sticker on our cars now

thecretinhop · 10-09-2018 02:42PM

as arfur in minder used do put a doctor on call card on the windscreen

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 02:44PM

Sid the German Shepherd.

Sid the Vicious

10-09-2018 02:44PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'm six foot two. I'd say that 14 inches is from the insode of my elbow to halfway down my middle finger.

I had a ten inch surgery scar, 30 stapes. Sounds like dat doc’s stitching was a bit loose.

Hector Bellend · 10-09-2018 02:45PM

Carry an axe.

If this ever happens, bury in the back of the dogs head. Problem solved.

Tell the owners that if they say a word to anyone youll bury the axe in the back of their head

Del.Monte · 10-09-2018 02:46PM

Exasperated sigh.

Mena Mitty · 10-09-2018 02:46PM

Poor man, having to put his dog down.

Roger_007 · 10-09-2018 02:47PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Carry an axe.

If this ever happens, bury in the back of the dogs head. Problem solved.

Tell the owners that if they say a word to anyone youll bury the axe in the back of their head

You have such a kind and gentle nature.:rolleyes:

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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