Greasy Tool wrote: » WTF is a P1ssed Homeless Leisure Cyclist ??
Deleted User wrote: » “Can I offer you my defibrillator?”
Roger_007 wrote: » Would you kick a psycho cyclist in the nuts?
Dan Jaman wrote: » A 14" wound with 20 stitches sounds like it was Dr Frankenstein operating.
Hector Bellend wrote: » I'm six foot two. I'd say that 14 inches is from the insode of my elbow to halfway down my middle finger.
Hector Bellend wrote: » Carry an axe. If this ever happens, bury in the back of the dogs head. Problem solved. Tell the owners that if they say a word to anyone youll bury the axe in the back of their head