Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 01:54PM

Ah a scamming story.

Cork and spanish. one is a hurling stronghold and i'm not sure how the catalonia senior team are doing.

sligojoek · 10-09-2018 01:54PM

Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 01:54PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Cork + Spain = Doobalin ?

Just an excuse to mention dublin from joe.

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 01:55PM

Itssoeasy wrote: »

What does this caller not hold out much hope of happening ?

Joe ever getting a proper job?

jay0109 · 10-09-2018 01:55PM

She has a Dub accent as Dublin is halfway between Cork and Madrid. He's no cartographer

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 01:55PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Eee Vaana has better English than our Hoseff?.

not a high bar caller. not a high bar.

BarryD2 · 10-09-2018 01:55PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?

Yep - he's some asshole is Joe.

Roger_007 · 10-09-2018 01:55PM

She 'whipped' de money?

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 01:56PM

jay0109 wrote: »

She has a Dub accent as Dublin is halfway between Cork and Madrid. He's no cartographer

Unless it's not a map of dublin joe and maps don't mix I find.

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 01:56PM

I wait to hear more Spanish pronounciations from Jowel.

For Forks Sake · 10-09-2018 01:56PM

Don't anyone give her a job in security whatever you do....

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 01:57PM

Nearly 15 minutes in and the caller decides to inform us that ivanna is fluent in english and spanish. thanks for pointing that out.

2smiggy · 10-09-2018 01:58PM

Just a thought, but if the uncle maybe did the detective work before she handed over the €900 it might have been more helpful

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 01:58PM

sligojoek wrote: »

"Who do you think you are?". Plug for RTE's new series.

Saw the ad for dat last night - featuring de continuing RTE-sponsored attempted rehabilitation of one Saint Bartholomew Ahern. I SH*T YOU NOT.

BPKS · 10-09-2018 01:59PM

Did I hear that promo for the D Arcy show right?

"We meet 3 people who were named after Pope John Paul".

As Joe would say, WOW

sligojoek · 10-09-2018 01:59PM

So using a bit of common sense equals great detective work.

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 02:00PM

Darcy interviewing ronan collins. I suppose it saves money.

Harrowing story incoming.

2smiggy · 10-09-2018 02:00PM

hurry up caller

Roger_007 · 10-09-2018 02:00PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Saw the ad for dat last night - featuring de continuing RTE-sponsored attempted rehabilitation of one Saint Bartholomew Ahern. I SH*T YOU NOT.

They should rename the show to 'What do you think you are'.

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 02:00PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?

He's actually so thick it's frightening.

He's a taxi driver who won the RTÉ lotto. That's his level.

sligojoek · 10-09-2018 02:01PM

BPKS wrote: »

Did I hear that promo for the D Arcy show right?

"We meet 3 people who were named after Pope John Paul".

As Joe would say, WOW

Another ad for an RTE show

zell12 · 10-09-2018 02:01PM

Wot colour is de bleedin dog?

Beechwoodspark · 10-09-2018 02:01PM

This guy should read thriller audiobooks

dvcireland · 10-09-2018 02:01PM

No muzzle on the owner

Murdoc90 · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

good to know it was his left hand opposed to his right, really adds to the story

For Forks Sake · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

To make a short story long....

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

I hate hearing stories about dog being attacked. Keep your dogs on the leese ye gob****es.

zell12 · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

Mmmm dog legs

Itssoeasy · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

zell12 wrote: »

Wot colour is de bleedin dog?

Red obviously caller.

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 02:02PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 175
Joe Shows: 138
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €345,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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