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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • #3782
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Dublin is a kip.


    But Blackpool is fine ?

    Wow.!:):)


  • #3783
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    It's the old story - the person who made the most money of out the Gold Rush was the man who sold the shovels.


  • #3784
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    I'm a giver.


  • #3785
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jim admit it, tell Joe you made a fortune flogging the cards over the years.


  • #3786
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Are you a fiver or a taker missus...

    Oh Matron.


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  • #3787
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Scratch Cards are designed to make money.

    What is so difficult to understand about this?


  • #3788
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,438 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    whats this, fookin ray darcys show


  • #3789
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Are you a fiver or a taker missus...

    Oh Matron.


    Maybe she's a tenor.


  • #3790
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    WFT is the relevance of this story?


  • #3791
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Random act of idiocy.


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  • #3792
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 164
    Joe Shows: 129
    No Show Joe Shows: 35
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
     D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
     AT LEAST €322,500*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    DON'T FORGET -
    "We're here all summer" sez he    .


  • #3793
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not listening....but heard the bit earlier where he said


    "scratch cards are very intelligent"

    He's a taxi driver who won de RTE Lotto.


  • #3794
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Taxi driver


  • #3795
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Random act of dog barking in the background.


  • #3796
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,337 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Not listening....but heard the bit earlier where he said


    "scratch cards are very intelligent"

    He's a taxi driver who won de RTE Lotto.
    Heard that.


    Gob****e.


    Joe trying to be all mattymatickal and understand random statistical theory (or whatever it's called - chance, basically) was mindbending :rolleyes:


  • #3797
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Martin is a right fcukin comedian


  • #3798
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,438 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    did that loudmouth taxi driver, get any money from the army deafness claim.


  • #3799
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,337 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    What was that shouting call all about?


  • #3800
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Are these the same soldiers who are getting €20 for a weekends work!!!!


  • #3801
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Solicitors need apples too, not just teachers.


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  • #3802
    anthonyjmaher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    I hope for the sake of this story that it was either an ipad or a mac


  • #3803
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,337 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Are there plain-clothes soldiers now?? :confused:


  • #3804
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,948 ✭✭✭statto25


    Derek Boooouuurrrrrkkkeeee


  • #3805
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,379 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    'Great army we have'

    as you know, buying 75cent apples is indeed the acid test of military prowess.


  • #3806
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    What's going to happen if someone gives a load of nasty scratch cards free to a homeless chap, in an act of kindness?


  • #3807
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Total madness.


  • #3808
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    So she only got back 50, am i missing the act of kindness here


  • #3809
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    McDermotX wrote: »
    'Great army we have'

    as you know, buying 75cent apples is indeed the acid test of military prowess.

    The reason that Kim Jong Un dare not fire a missile our way


  • #3810
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Question of the week...
    We're the soldiers in uniform ?


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  • #3811
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,471 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ladbrokes are absolutely delighted to have that punter I'd say


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