Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Odyssey 2005

McDermotX wrote: »

Dublin is a kip.


But Blackpool is fine ?

Wow.!:):)

Dan Jaman

It's the old story - the person who made the most money of out the Gold Rush was the man who sold the shovels.

4068ac1elhodqr

I'm a giver.

Jim admit it, tell Joe you made a fortune flogging the cards over the years.

Odyssey 2005

Are you a fiver or a taker missus...

Oh Matron.

Hector Bellend

Scratch Cards are designed to make money.

What is so difficult to understand about this?

dvcireland

whats this, fookin ray darcys show

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Are you a fiver or a taker missus...

Oh Matron.

Maybe she's a tenor.

BPKS

WFT is the relevance of this story?

Dan Jaman

Random act of idiocy.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 164
Joe Shows: 129
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €322,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki

Not listening....but heard the bit earlier where he said


"scratch cards are very intelligent"

He's a taxi driver who won de RTE Lotto.

BPKS

Taxi driver

Dan Jaman

Random act of dog barking in the background.

HeidiHeidi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening....but heard the bit earlier where he said


"scratch cards are very intelligent"

He's a taxi driver who won de RTE Lotto.

Heard that.


Gob****e.


Joe trying to be all mattymatickal and understand random statistical theory (or whatever it's called - chance, basically) was mindbending :rolleyes:

BPKS

Martin is a right fcukin comedian

dvcireland

did that loudmouth taxi driver, get any money from the army deafness claim.

HeidiHeidi

What was that shouting call all about?

BPKS

Are these the same soldiers who are getting €20 for a weekends work!!!!

4068ac1elhodqr

Solicitors need apples too, not just teachers.

anthonyjmaher

I hope for the sake of this story that it was either an ipad or a mac

HeidiHeidi

Are there plain-clothes soldiers now??

statto25

Derek Boooouuurrrrrkkkeeee

McDermotX

'Great army we have'

as you know, buying 75cent apples is indeed the acid test of military prowess.

4068ac1elhodqr

What's going to happen if someone gives a load of nasty scratch cards free to a homeless chap, in an act of kindness?

Dan Jaman

Total madness.

Rock Lesnar

So she only got back 50, am i missing the act of kindness here

BPKS

McDermotX wrote: »

'Great army we have'

as you know, buying 75cent apples is indeed the acid test of military prowess.

The reason that Kim Jong Un dare not fire a missile our way

Odyssey 2005

Question of the week...
We're the soldiers in uniform ?

BPKS

Ladbrokes are absolutely delighted to have that punter I'd say