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    Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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    • #2612
      zell12
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      What colour is de dog poo?


    • #2613
      zell12
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      "A Papal Party" ?


    • #2614
      zell12
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      A urinating man scares away de foxes, sez this Terenure one
      Ye wee into containers and spread it in the garden


    • #2615
      BPKS
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      Liveline is full of sh1t and p1ss today


    • #2616
      honeybear
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      Is it a big garden?


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    • #2617
      [Deleted User]
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      Bear had foxes in her garden and got her husband to pee in the garden to keep dem away.


    • #2618
      Rock Lesnar
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      ***SUPPORTED BY YOUR LICENCE***


    • #2619
      davehey79
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      Her back garden be like the Phoenix Park Monday morning swimming in pi$h and $h1te


    • #2620
      honeybear
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      Rock Lesnar wrote: »
      ***SUPPORTED BY YOUR LICENCE***

      Can I thank this a hundred times?


    • #2621
      meep
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      Several callers have mentioned that the soilders extra allowance will be taxed at the higher rate.

      The current stadard rate cut-off is €43,550 (https://www.revenue.ie/en/personal-tax-credits-reliefs-and-exemptions/tax-relief-charts/index.aspx)

      The current avergae salary is €45,611 (https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/this-is-the-average-full-time-wage-in-ireland-795670.html)

      Ipso Facto, those wurking the weekend for the pope must be earning close to te average salary. Is this not good enough for some reason?


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    • #2622
      zell12
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      Joe: "Wow"


    • #2623
      Rock Lesnar
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      honeybear wrote: »
      Can I thank this a hundred times?

      No need Caller, just enjoy the show


    • #2624
      [Deleted User]
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      An udder GOBEEN


    • #2625
      sligojoek
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      A new band.
      Papa Francis and the padres.


    • #2626
      Odyssey 2005
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      zell12 wrote: »
      Liveline is sponsored by
      Hidden-Hearing-image-600x337.jpg

      when did they drop Skoda?

      I'd like to think it was Skoda' s idea.
      Realised what a shīť show they were sponsoring


    • #2627
      SEPT 23 1989
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      Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
      I'd like to think it was Skoda' s idea.
      Realised what a shīť show they were sponsoring

      Surprised one of the big five funeral firms isn't sponsoring it


    • #2628
      ButtersSuki
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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      TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



      Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 158
      Joe Shows: 123
      No Show Joe Shows: 35
      Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
      PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
      PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
       D'Omen Shows: 4
      AN Udder Shows: 0
      Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
      NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
      Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
       AT LEAST €307,500*

      (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
      King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
      *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
      I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

      DON'T FORGET -
      "We're here all summer" sez he      .


    • #2629
      ButtersSuki
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      Hector Savage wrote: »
      Headline for the Irish Mirror ....
      MAN EATING FOXES TERRORISE POSH OWL BINT IN FOXROCK




      If I saw a man eating a fox I'd be pretty upset in fairness. The importance of a correctly placed "-"..........


    • #2630
      ButtersSuki
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      SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
      Surprised one of the big five funeral firms isn't sponsoring it


      One could argue that the show has 2 sponsors; the TV Licence Payers and Hidden Hearing.


    • #2631
      Beechwoodspark
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      ButtersSuki wrote: »
      One could argue that the show has 2 sponsors; the TV Licence Payers and Hidden Hearing.

      Love it buttersuki lol


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    • #2632
      Beechwoodspark
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      [Deleted User] wrote: »
      An udder GOBEEN

      It seems to be his new word


    • #2633
      ButtersSuki
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      Worth listening back to?


      Text Y for No and N for Yes to the usual number. Dat's Y for No, don't listen back so to speak; and N for Yes, do listen back and dat.


    • #2634
      ButtersSuki
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      Beechwoodspark wrote: »
      Love it buttersuki lol


      I see he used "vittels" again today, we haven't had dat for a while.



      And I saw dat you noticed.....well spotted!


    • #2635
      ButtersSuki
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      Beechwoodspark wrote: »
      It seems to be his new word


      I saw dat yesterday - is it a play on "gombeen"?


    • #2636
      sligojoek
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      What was that sh1te out of him today ? A young ears warning before recommendations for getting rid f foxes. Dog poo and mens urine were mentioned.That was it.

      As usual, he wasn't listening to the woman when she told him he pi$$es into a container and pours it out.

      Then he asks her something like, "can he do it without the neighbours seeing him?".


      I'd love to have rang in and suggested blasting the foxes with pi$$


    • #2637
      Beechwoodspark
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      ButtersSuki wrote: »
      I saw dat yesterday - is it a play on "gombeen"?

      In fairness the man who is putting up bunting for the pope used it first but joe seized on it and used it repeatedly.

      It seems to be a tame version of gombeen


    • #2638
      Uncharted
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      Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:


    • #2639
      ButtersSuki
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      Beechwoodspark wrote: »
      In fairness the man who is putting up bunting for the pope used it first but joe seized on it and used it repeatedly.

      It seems to be a tame version of gombeen


      He duz do dis a lot; he must suffer from "Shiny New Object Syndrome"; hears something new/new to him and it grabs his immediate attention and runs wit it ad infin-EYE-tumb so to speak. Anudder attempt to be down wit de kidz so to speak.


    • #2640
      ButtersSuki
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      Uncharted wrote: »
      Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:


      Dat's very unfair....on de piss.

      It'd probably bounce off dat electric blue blazer anyway.


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    • #2641
      Del.Monte
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      Uncharted wrote: »
      Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:

      If only, and the rest of the Unfunny Friday crew. :D

      ****



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