Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

zell12

What colour is de dog poo?

zell12

"A Papal Party" ?

zell12

A urinating man scares away de foxes, sez this Terenure one
Ye wee into containers and spread it in the garden

BPKS

Liveline is full of sh1t and p1ss today

honeybear

Is it a big garden?

Bear had foxes in her garden and got her husband to pee in the garden to keep dem away.

Rock Lesnar

***SUPPORTED BY YOUR LICENCE***

davehey79

Her back garden be like the Phoenix Park Monday morning swimming in pi$h and $h1te

honeybear

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

***SUPPORTED BY YOUR LICENCE***

Can I thank this a hundred times?

meep

Several callers have mentioned that the soilders extra allowance will be taxed at the higher rate.

The current stadard rate cut-off is €43,550 (https://www.revenue.ie/en/personal-tax-credits-reliefs-and-exemptions/tax-relief-charts/index.aspx)

The current avergae salary is €45,611 (https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/this-is-the-average-full-time-wage-in-ireland-795670.html)

Ipso Facto, those wurking the weekend for the pope must be earning close to te average salary. Is this not good enough for some reason?

zell12

Joe: "Wow"

Rock Lesnar

honeybear wrote: »

Can I thank this a hundred times?

No need Caller, just enjoy the show

An udder GOBEEN

sligojoek

A new band.
Papa Francis and the padres.

Odyssey 2005

zell12 wrote: »

Liveline is sponsored by


when did they drop Skoda?

I'd like to think it was Skoda' s idea.
Realised what a shīť show they were sponsoring

SEPT 23 1989

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I'd like to think it was Skoda' s idea.
Realised what a shīť show they were sponsoring

Surprised one of the big five funeral firms isn't sponsoring it

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 158
Joe Shows: 123
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €307,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki

Hector Savage wrote: »

Headline for the Irish Mirror ....

MAN EATING FOXES TERRORISE POSH OWL BINT IN FOXROCK

If I saw a man eating a fox I'd be pretty upset in fairness. The importance of a correctly placed "-"..........

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Surprised one of the big five funeral firms isn't sponsoring it

One could argue that the show has 2 sponsors; the TV Licence Payers and Hidden Hearing.

Beechwoodspark

ButtersSuki wrote: »

One could argue that the show has 2 sponsors; the TV Licence Payers and Hidden Hearing.

Love it buttersuki lol

Beechwoodspark

[Deleted User] wrote: »

An udder GOBEEN

It seems to be his new word

ButtersSuki

Worth listening back to?


Text Y for No and N for Yes to the usual number. Dat's Y for No, don't listen back so to speak; and N for Yes, do listen back and dat.

ButtersSuki

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Love it buttersuki lol

I see he used "vittels" again today, we haven't had dat for a while.



And I saw dat you noticed.....well spotted!

ButtersSuki

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

It seems to be his new word

I saw dat yesterday - is it a play on "gombeen"?

sligojoek

What was that sh1te out of him today ? A young ears warning before recommendations for getting rid f foxes. Dog poo and mens urine were mentioned.That was it.

As usual, he wasn't listening to the woman when she told him he pi$$es into a container and pours it out.

Then he asks her something like, "can he do it without the neighbours seeing him?".


I'd love to have rang in and suggested blasting the foxes with pi$$

Beechwoodspark

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I saw dat yesterday - is it a play on "gombeen"?

In fairness the man who is putting up bunting for the pope used it first but joe seized on it and used it repeatedly.

It seems to be a tame version of gombeen

Uncharted

Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:

ButtersSuki

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

In fairness the man who is putting up bunting for the pope used it first but joe seized on it and used it repeatedly.

It seems to be a tame version of gombeen

He duz do dis a lot; he must suffer from "Shiny New Object Syndrome"; hears something new/new to him and it grabs his immediate attention and runs wit it ad infin-EYE-tumb so to speak. Anudder attempt to be down wit de kidz so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:

Dat's very unfair....on de piss.

It'd probably bounce off dat electric blue blazer anyway.

Del.Monte

Uncharted wrote: »

Did someone blast Syl Fox with piss? :pac:

If only, and the rest of the Unfunny Friday crew.