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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • #512
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ya mean “limbs”, so to speak, for a certain cohort in a certain part of the world.


    That do indeed be part of it, in a manner of speaking.


  • #513
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Listening to da show
    cat-driving-gif-cover.gif?mtime=20160608182928


  • #514
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,792 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Next caller wants money.


  • #515
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Put the Mickey Money into a long-term bond, you daft sod.


  • #516
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Caller: "I'm entitled to absolutely nuttin.. I have nuttin"


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  • #517
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,172 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I knew there would be a parent on looking for money, for having a child !! FFS


  • #518
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,792 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?


  • #519
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    This is never going to happen anyway. Don't know what all the fuss I say about


  • #520
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    I'm not looking for handouts but why can't I get a handout Joe?


  • #521
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Granny Grant as it's being called says Joe - no Joe it's just you who coined that you......

    ****



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  • #522
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    why have 4 kids then if yuore going to moan?

    paying parents to breed, ffs


  • #523
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?
    you cannot say dat!


  • #524
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mountain wrote: »
    Joe seems to be getting very wound up about this,
    Sounds like he is in support of it,

    Is one of the 3 twins about to become a parent?

    Dat wud be €8000 extra in de household.


  • #525
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?


  • #526
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?
    She'd be looking to be paid for dat.


  • #527
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »
    I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?
    Rabies?


  • #528
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Caller: you get the children's allowance in one hand and give it away with the other.

    Joe: I know. I know.


  • #529
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Joe really is just a random stream of words at this stage.


  • #530
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Don't think Joe expected every caller to say this is nonsense.


  • #531
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Grantparents


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  • #532
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    zell12 wrote: »
    Rabies?

    Great! I'll give Minister Ross a call in a bit.


  • #533
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,824 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Play a clip of Miriam dere

    edit: and another clip


  • #534
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »
    I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?

    If you were living in Quito, and adopted one of the street dogs, the Ecuadorian government will give you a grant for maintenance.


  • #535
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,172 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    imagine each parent been given a €1000 each extra per child per year to mind there own children, the countries council estates would be over run with children :eek:


  • #536
    meep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    Biddy saying scheme might be a way for govt. to catch tax evading grandparents. Not a word of a challenge from soapbox Joe as to why they would be evading tax in the first place and shouldn't they be compliant.


  • #537
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    I have no children, am I entitled to compensation?


  • #538
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    The Independent Alliance has had more ludicrous ideas than I've had hot dinners.


  • #539
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,178 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If you were living in Quito, and adopted one of the street dogs, the Ecuadorian government will give you a grant for maintenance.

    Actually sounds like my dream life caller.


  • #540
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    This is just another method of injecting cash into the economy - after all the billions put in by various cock-up schemes like mis-selling of unshurdances, etc.
    Just another cock-up payment.


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  • #541
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,261 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe, has the new RTE creche earmarked for when the triplets start reproducing, even though he's a contractor.


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