Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Ya mean “limbs”, so to speak, for a certain cohort in a certain part of the world.

That do indeed be part of it, in a manner of speaking.

zell12

Listening to da show

McDermotX

Next caller wants money.

Dan Jaman

Put the Mickey Money into a long-term bond, you daft sod.

zell12

Caller: "I'm entitled to absolutely nuttin.. I have nuttin"

2smiggy

I knew there would be a parent on looking for money, for having a child !! FFS

McDermotX

Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?

sligojoek

This is never going to happen anyway. Don't know what all the fuss I say about

DoctorEdgeWild

I'm not looking for handouts but why can't I get a handout Joe?

Del.Monte

Granny Grant as it's being called says Joe - no Joe it's just you who coined that you......

why have 4 kids then if yuore going to moan?

paying parents to breed, ffs

zell12

McDermotX wrote: »

Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?

you cannot say dat!

mountain

mountain wrote: »

Joe seems to be getting very wound up about this,
Sounds like he is in support of it,

Is one of the 3 twins about to become a parent?

Dat wud be €8000 extra in de household.

DoctorEdgeWild

I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?

Dan Jaman

McDermotX wrote: »

Ever consider keeping your legs closed caller ?

She'd be looking to be paid for dat.

zell12

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?

Rabies?

sligojoek

Caller: you get the children's allowance in one hand and give it away with the other.

Joe: I know. I know.

Harry Palmr

Joe really is just a random stream of words at this stage.

DoctorEdgeWild

Don't think Joe expected every caller to say this is nonsense.

zell12

Grantparents

DoctorEdgeWild

zell12 wrote: »

Rabies?

Great! I'll give Minister Ross a call in a bit.

zell12

Play a clip of Miriam dere

edit: and another clip

DoctorEdgeWild

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

I have two dogs. Is there anything I can get?

If you were living in Quito, and adopted one of the street dogs, the Ecuadorian government will give you a grant for maintenance.

2smiggy

imagine each parent been given a €1000 each extra per child per year to mind there own children, the countries council estates would be over run with children :eek:

meep

Biddy saying scheme might be a way for govt. to catch tax evading grandparents. Not a word of a challenge from soapbox Joe as to why they would be evading tax in the first place and shouldn't they be compliant.

bottlebrush

I have no children, am I entitled to compensation?

Harry Palmr

The Independent Alliance has had more ludicrous ideas than I've had hot dinners.

DoctorEdgeWild

Deleted User wrote: »

If you were living in Quito, and adopted one of the street dogs, the Ecuadorian government will give you a grant for maintenance.

Actually sounds like my dream life caller.

Dan Jaman

This is just another method of injecting cash into the economy - after all the billions put in by various cock-up schemes like mis-selling of unshurdances, etc.
Just another cock-up payment.

dvcireland

Joe, has the new RTE creche earmarked for when the triplets start reproducing, even though he's a contractor.