What is your worst nightmare?

purple_432 · 07-06-2018 07:00PM #1

AllForIt · 07-06-2018 07:04PM

Explaining what my worst nightmare is on boards.ie

07-06-2018 07:09PM

Sitting in a bath full of baked beans while wearing a school jumper and biting the sleeve.

Mr.Crinklewood · 07-06-2018 07:15PM

Popeye the sailor man getting beaten up by Brutus whilst being in control of a yacht on which I'm a passenger.

The only other person on board willing to captain the yacht is Enya, however she is watching the Hot House Flowers and the gig goes on for hours

Thankfully the auto-navigation cuts in and we dock at a lovely Island

Samuel T. Cogley · 07-06-2018 07:16PM

Wasps.

erica74 · 07-06-2018 07:17PM

Being buried alive in anything, sand, snow, the earth.
Being in outer space, the thought of just endless space terrifies me. I feel the same way about the ocean, I'm okay with the beach because land is nearby. I'm not afraid of water or anything, it's just the thought of the endless space of the ocean. I also really hate really clear water, where you can see all the plants etc growing from, what looks to be, the bottom of a river. Because, again, the endless space just scares me.
Sharks, even though I have never encountered one in real life.

Ulysses Gaze · 07-06-2018 07:19PM

Having to go back to Secondary School

PucaMama · 07-06-2018 07:21PM

Rage zombies

TG1 · 07-06-2018 07:22PM

Redoing my driving test.

Hammer89 · 07-06-2018 07:23PM

Bumping into someone I went to school with. The conversation generally goes like this.

"Ah man howya' doing. Are ya well?
"Ah long time no see. I'm grand yeah. How are you?
"Good yeah. How are you?
".....I'm grand........thanks. What's the story with you anyway?
"Ah not much just working away. You know yourself. What are ye up to these days?
"Ah not much just working way. Same as yourself. What are ye working at?
"Ah just a bit of I.T. What about yourself?
"Ah just a bit of media. How's things anyway?

CPTM · 07-06-2018 07:24PM

Waking up without being able to move. Staring at my girlfriend beside me wishing she could see my paralysed state, so that maybe she could shake me from the horrifying grips of sleep. But she doesn't see. I'm trapped there and I'm completely locked in. Heart racing and head feeling like it might explode. And forgetting my phone when I go to the toilet.

TheValeyard · 07-06-2018 07:24PM

Loosing my child. Not sure id recover from that.

sexmag · 07-06-2018 07:25PM

Being lost in the dunnes stores lingerie section with no way out while wearing my priest outfit

Alf Veedersane · 07-06-2018 07:26PM

Conferences on policy.

silverharp · 07-06-2018 07:26PM

I assume we are talking the dream variety? normally something to do with school or college, having exams and forgetting to take some of the classes for some unknown reason , best nightmare is riding a large tidal wave to my doom ;-)

Samuel T. Cogley · 07-06-2018 07:26PM

Seeing MurryTheDemonicTalkingSkull has posted and clicking in for a quick laugh to see it's serious and sad.

TheValeyard · 07-06-2018 07:27PM

sexmag wrote: »

Being cornered in the dunnes stores woman's lingerie section with no way out while wearing my priest outfit

Its the largest in Ireland, or so I hear.

TheValeyard · 07-06-2018 07:29PM

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Seeing MurryTheDemonicTalkingSkull has posted and clicking in for a quick laugh to see it's serious and sad.

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,

Worst nigtmare.....for funzies

Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Captain Red Beard · 07-06-2018 07:33PM

I'm back in school and the teacher is explaining biology or something and I put my hand up and
'But Mam, why does the fe...'
Mam!
I've called the teacher Mam.

Ulysses Gaze · 07-06-2018 07:33PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,

Worst nigtmare.....for funzies

Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Where's the problem?

Captain Red Beard · 07-06-2018 07:34PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,

Worst nigtmare.....for funzies

Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Happy Days son xx

Alf Veedersane · 07-06-2018 07:36PM

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

I'm back in school and the teacher is explaining biology or something and I put my hand up and
'But Mam, why does the fe...'
Mam!
I've called the teacher Mam.

You were taught by your Mam?

Nightmare.

Did she call you any pet names...like Baby Beard?

eviltwin · 07-06-2018 07:42PM

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

The Backwards Man · 07-06-2018 07:46PM

Having my turf shed flattened by the Loch Ness Monster.

Stigura · 07-06-2018 07:49PM

Being Defenseless

Stigura · 07-06-2018 07:55PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Gal Gadot .....

*Sigh* ..... Unzips ...

pgj2015 · 07-06-2018 07:58PM

getting a woman who is not compatible with me pregnant, that is why i stay away from skangery women, i don't care how good looking they are, i run a mile from these kind of women.

AllForIt · 07-06-2018 08:02PM

eviltwin wrote: »

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

Always write down where to you left them and you'll be fine.

dark crystal · 07-06-2018 08:03PM

eviltwin wrote: »

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

I always look at the likes of Jamie Bolger and Sarah Payne's parents and wonder at how much strength it must have taken them just to get up in the morning. I don't know how I could keep going through that kind of grief.

Flippant (but still deadly serious answer) beehives or wasp nests. I have a deathly fear of malignant flying insects with stingers. *shudders*.

OldMrBrennan83 · 07-06-2018 08:04PM

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Eggs For Dinner · 07-06-2018 08:09PM

Getting my eyes poked out by someone passing me with their umbrella

What is your worst nightmare?

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