What is your worst nightmare?

purple_432

What is your worst nightmare?

AllForIt

Explaining what my worst nightmare is on boards.ie

Omackeral

Sitting in a bath full of baked beans while wearing a school jumper and biting the sleeve.

Mr.Crinklewood

Popeye the sailor man getting beaten up by Brutus whilst being in control of a yacht on which I'm a passenger.

The only other person on board willing to captain the yacht is Enya, however she is watching the Hot House Flowers and the gig goes on for hours

Thankfully the auto-navigation cuts in and we dock at a lovely Island

Samuel T. Cogley

Wasps.

erica74

Being buried alive in anything, sand, snow, the earth.
Being in outer space, the thought of just endless space terrifies me. I feel the same way about the ocean, I'm okay with the beach because land is nearby. I'm not afraid of water or anything, it's just the thought of the endless space of the ocean. I also really hate really clear water, where you can see all the plants etc growing from, what looks to be, the bottom of a river. Because, again, the endless space just scares me.
Sharks, even though I have never encountered one in real life.

Ulysses Gaze

Having to go back to Secondary School

PucaMama

Rage zombies

TG1

Redoing my driving test.

Hammer89

Bumping into someone I went to school with. The conversation generally goes like this.

"Ah man howya' doing. Are ya well?
"Ah long time no see. I'm grand yeah. How are you?
"Good yeah. How are you?
".....I'm grand........thanks. What's the story with you anyway?
"Ah not much just working away. You know yourself. What are ye up to these days?
"Ah not much just working way. Same as yourself. What are ye working at?
"Ah just a bit of I.T. What about yourself?
"Ah just a bit of media. How's things anyway?

CPTM

Waking up without being able to move. Staring at my girlfriend beside me wishing she could see my paralysed state, so that maybe she could shake me from the horrifying grips of sleep. But she doesn't see. I'm trapped there and I'm completely locked in. Heart racing and head feeling like it might explode. And forgetting my phone when I go to the toilet.

TheValeyard

Loosing my child. Not sure id recover from that.

sexmag

Being lost in the dunnes stores lingerie section with no way out while wearing my priest outfit

Alf Veedersane

Conferences on policy.

silverharp

I assume we are talking the dream variety? normally something to do with school or college, having exams and forgetting to take some of the classes for some unknown reason , best nightmare is riding a large tidal wave to my doom ;-)

Samuel T. Cogley

Seeing MurryTheDemonicTalkingSkull has posted and clicking in for a quick laugh to see it's serious and sad.

TheValeyard

sexmag wrote: »

Being cornered in the dunnes stores woman's lingerie section with no way out while wearing my priest outfit

Its the largest in Ireland, or so I hear.

TheValeyard

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Seeing MurryTheDemonicTalkingSkull has posted and clicking in for a quick laugh to see it's serious and sad.

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,


Worst nigtmare.....for funzies


Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Captain Red Beard

I'm back in school and the teacher is explaining biology or something and I put my hand up and
'But Mam, why does the fe...'
Mam!
I've called the teacher Mam.

Ulysses Gaze

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,


Worst nigtmare.....for funzies


Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Where's the problem?

Captain Red Beard

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Ah, cant be laughing the whole time,

Although,


Worst nigtmare.....for funzies


Gal Gadot, naked in my bed, wanting me.....

And not a condom in sight.

Happy Days son xx

Alf Veedersane

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

I'm back in school and the teacher is explaining biology or something and I put my hand up and
'But Mam, why does the fe...'
Mam!
I've called the teacher Mam.

You were taught by your Mam?

Nightmare.

Did she call you any pet names...like Baby Beard?

eviltwin

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

The Backwards Man

Having my turf shed flattened by the Loch Ness Monster.

Stigura

Being Defenseless

Stigura

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Gal Gadot .....

*Sigh* ..... Unzips ...

pgj2015

getting a woman who is not compatible with me pregnant, that is why i stay away from skangery women, i don't care how good looking they are, i run a mile from these kind of women.

AllForIt

eviltwin wrote: »

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

Always write down where to you left them and you'll be fine.

dark crystal

eviltwin wrote: »

Losing my children. I'm fairly sure I'd take my own life.

I always look at the likes of Jamie Bolger and Sarah Payne's parents and wonder at how much strength it must have taken them just to get up in the morning. I don't know how I could keep going through that kind of grief.


Flippant (but still deadly serious answer) beehives or wasp nests. I have a deathly fear of malignant flying insects with stingers. *shudders*.

OldMrBrennan83

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Eggs For Dinner

Getting my eyes poked out by someone passing me with their umbrella