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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #4742
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Terrance for a girl. Keith’s pretty terrible too.


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    #4743
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Kadi and Harrison , brother and sister.

    Found their names from a post from their full time mummy about an attempt to abduct one of them off a Dublin bus recently.


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    #4744
    con___manx1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Sunshine for a girl and kenzie for a boy


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    #4745
    italodisco
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭italodisco


    Jordan, Jayden and kayden..... Nothing as pure skanger sounding.

    It's the common name in North inner city these days, usually accompanied by a Hugo boss or North face tracksuit and a ratty sounding woman roaring 'kayyyyyyyyyden come hayor wił ye'


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    #4746
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,356 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    'Common' being the operative word :pac:

    That used to be my mother's worst form of insult. "So-and-so is very common"

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #4747
    deirdremf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭deirdremf


    Mutant z wrote: »
    Apple who is the daughter of Gwyneth Paldrow and Chris Martin in fact celebrity childrens names in general but Apple takes the biscuit what the hell were they thinking.
    Is it any worse than Rose?


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    #4748
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    I work with a Lancelot, seriously! Nice lad!!!


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    #4749
    irishrebe
    Registered Users Posts: 612 ✭✭✭irishrebe


    I mind kids sometimes for a bit of extra money and to get out of the house (I work from home). Usually just picking them up from the bus stop, taking them home, making them a snack kind of thing. I was recommended to a new family who have just moved to the area and I went to meet them last week. They introduced me to the seven-year-old girl I'll be minding....Enus. No word of a lie.


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    #4750
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Just in Tesco earlier - twins called Sidney and Nancy.

    Lovely names separately but really?????


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    #4751
    Infernum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Infernum


    My ex was friends with a chick called Mercury. Whether that is her birth name or not is beyond me.


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    #4752
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,587 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    Just in Tesco earlier - twins called Sidney and Nancy.

    Lovely names separately but really?????

    Parents fans of Sid Vicious perhaps?
    He'd a girlfriend Nancy.


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    #4753
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    Just in Tesco earlier - twins called Sidney and Nancy.

    Lovely names separately but really?????

    Parents fans of Sid Vicious perhaps?
    He'd a girlfriend Nancy.

    Oh i know the story- that was my shock!

    "Mummy who were we named after?"

    Well Nance you see you were named after the girlfriend Sid killed before dying of a smack OD. Now go watch CBeebies!


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    #4754
    Infernum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Infernum


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    Oh i know the story- that was my shock!

    "Mummy who were we named after?"

    Well Nance you see you were named after the girlfriend Sid killed before dying of a smack OD. Now go watch CBeebies!

    Their next two kids will be named Ian and Myra. I guarantee it.


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    #4755
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Infernum wrote: »
    Their next two kids will be named Ian and Myra. I guarantee it.

    Fred and Rose ?


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    #4756
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Infernum wrote: »
    Their next two kids will be named Ian and Myra. I guarantee it.

    Fred and Rose ?

    I know a family with a Freddie and a Rose.


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    #4757
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Corey. I think we can add that to the list along with Kayden, Jayden, Riley, Chelsea, Lexie etc.


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    #4758
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Corey. I think we can add that to the list along with Kayden, Jayden, Riley, Chelsea, Lexie etc.

    It's the spellings that get me.

    I know a Maddieson. Oh and my favourite - Onner.

    It;s (I think) meant to be Honor, like Honor Blackman but you know.... (thick!)


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    #4759
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Corey. I think we can add that to the list along with Kayden, Jayden, Riley, Chelsea, Lexie etc.

    :D Was walking down the street on Saturday and a large orange-coloured woman in pyjamas was roaring JAYYYYYYYY-din at some child and I immediately thought of this thread!


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    #4760
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Corey. I think we can add that to the list along with Kayden, Jayden, Riley, Chelsea, Lexie etc.

    An old neighbour uploaded a pic of her baby this morning, who can't be more than a few weeks old.

    The caption?
    "My gorgeous lil sexy Lexie"
    :(:(:(

    Why do people refer to babies and children as "sexy"? I don't care if it rhymes. Its weird :confused:


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    #4761
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    An old neighbour uploaded a pic of her baby this morning, who can't be more than a few weeks old.

    The caption?
    "My gorgeous lil sexy Lexie"
    :(:(:(

    Why do people refer to babies and children as "sexy"? I don't care if it rhymes. Its weird :confused:

    A good friend of mine showed his daughter's new shirt bought by an aunt.

    "Porn Star in Training!" She is 9.

    It got "accidentally" damaged in the wash. Before it was ever worn.


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    #4762
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    I heard a girl being called Avery yesterday. It's original but I'm not sure if I like it or hate it


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    #4763
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    and still ricky villa wrote: »
    I heard a girl being called Avery yesterday. It's original but I'm not sure if I like it or hate it

    I'm a big fan of Blindspot and there's an Avery in that, I think I like it!


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    #4764
    Gravelly
    Registered Users Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    A good friend of mine showed his daughter's new shirt bought by an aunt.

    "Porn Star in Training!" She is 9.

    It got "accidentally" damaged in the wash. Before it was ever worn.

    Jaysus! WTF kind of aunt is she?!


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    #4765
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Jaysus! WTF kind of aunt is she?!

    She wants to be the "cool aunt".

    She's referred to "drinkiepoos with the girlies" before now.

    Oh and "hollibobs".

    I think you get the picture!!


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    #4766
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    I think we have a winner :

    best-yearbook-quotes-100-5b027f810217d__605.jpg


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    #4767
    [Deleted User]
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    I have heard of a girl called Annette Curtain. Did her parents not put the two names together and realise this would be ridiculous?

    Unless maybe they were from a part of the country where you drop the 't' at the end of a word, and it sounded like 'Ann-eh'.


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    #4768
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I heard of David Bowie calling his son Zowie Bowie but I was just reading something about T-Rex and Marc Bolan called his son Rolan, Rolan Bolan. It's a terrible name but I actually love it :)


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    #4769
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,061 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    No issue with the name but I know of a Cox family who named their son Ethan.


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    #4770
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,367 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    i wonder will we get any kids called Repeal!


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    #4771
    Hamadeusentman
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Hamadeusentman


    The JRR in JRR Tolkien stand for Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien.


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