The 'trampoline wars' FG Off Topic Thread

Banjo · 17-04-2018 08:55AM

Wearing glasses doesn't make you old.
Having to take them off to rub your eyes makes you old.
The eye test lady told me so, after I took my glasses off to rub my eyes.

Mollyb60 · 17-04-2018 09:00AM

**** I've done that about 6 times already this morning. The new glasses are making me nauseous.

Necro · 17-04-2018 09:09AM

Is it weird I haven't changed my glasses in about 6 years?

I've been for eye tests, etc but my eyesight hasn't got any better/worse since then.

My opticians hate seeing me coming because we have to do the dance over new frames.

Optician: 'Sure just have a look, we have these lovely ones here, and a second frame free.'

Necro: 'No thanks, these ones are grand, just some cleaning fluid please

'

Optician: 'But... not even one pair? You get a second FREE'

Necro: 'Yeah, but these ones are fine, and I have to pay for the first.' (Pays and leaves)

Optician every two years without fail:

Banjo · 17-04-2018 09:10AM

That's what happens when you get old. Living just makes you sick. All those kids listening to ****ty music on their tinny speakers, zipping around on heelys with their computer animated ninja turtles and working eyes. And don't get me started on immigints!

Tigger · 17-04-2018 10:04AM

Banjo wrote: »

That's what happens when you get old. Living just makes you sick. All those kids listening to ****ty music on their tinny speakers, zipping around on heelys with their computer animated ninja turtles and working eyes. And don't get me started on immigints!

50 isn’t old banjo

robyntmorton · 17-04-2018 04:19PM

I have like 14 pairs of glasses, and I wear most of ‘em. What kind of person does that make me?

Triceratops Ballet · 17-04-2018 04:20PM

robyntmorton wrote: »

I have like 14 pairs of glasses, and I wear most of ‘em. What kind of person does that make me?

I'm a sunglass-a-holic I've bought 4 pairs so far this year! :eek:

Baggly · 17-04-2018 04:22PM

It's just my personal belief but anyone who wears sunglasses is admitting defeat to the sun.

You have to look the sun straight in the eye or he will never respect you.

17-04-2018 04:24PM

Triceratops Ballet wrote: »

I'm a sunglass-a-holic I've bought 4 pairs so far this year! :eek:

No white lenses one's though I'll bet......

Triceratops Ballet · 17-04-2018 04:26PM

Pter wrote: »

It's just my personal belief but anyone who wears sunglasses is admitting defeat to the sun.

You have to look the sun straight in the eye or he will never respect you.

I'm ok with that, I look super cool all the time :cool:

Triceratops Ballet · 17-04-2018 04:26PM

Deleted User wrote: »

No white lenses one's though I'll bet......

no of course not who'd want that?!!

Baggly · 17-04-2018 04:29PM

Triceratops Ballet wrote:

no of course not who'd want that?!!

All the rage these days. I hear there is even a thread about it on boards.ie

17-04-2018 04:31PM

Triceratops Ballet wrote: »

no of course not who'd want that?!!

I like different coloured lenses, although the white lenses was just a thought that kinda got away from me

Triceratops Ballet · 17-04-2018 04:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I like different coloured lenses, although the white lenses was just a thought that kinda got away from me

that made me lol!

I like lenses that make the world sepia toned, I literally like to see the world through rose coloured lenses!

Necro · 17-04-2018 04:35PM

Necro is very happy today.

Thank you mods for letting me set up a D&D account in similar vein to WerewolfGM....

Will make the upcoming newbie game run a lot smoother.

Mollyb60 · 17-04-2018 06:09PM

Also it's a handy way of hiding who's to blame when the DM kills us all off.

Fourier · 17-04-2018 06:44PM

For once I can say it won't be me.

Baggly · 24-04-2018 12:39PM

Weather is shocking. Booooourns.

quickbeam · 24-04-2018 12:40PM

Ah sure it's a grand soft day!

Baggly · 24-04-2018 12:42PM

You wouldn't put a duck out in it, so you wouldn't.

Triceratops Ballet · 24-04-2018 02:41PM

Pter wrote: »

You wouldn't put a duck out in it, so you wouldn't.

depends on how much you like ducks

Baggly · 24-04-2018 02:43PM

Triceratops Ballet wrote: »

depends on how much you like ducks

A duck is a duck is a duck TB. I cant be condoning anti-duck sentiment.

Triceratops Ballet · 24-04-2018 03:01PM

Pter wrote: »

A duck is a duck is a duck TB. I cant be condoning anti-duck sentiment.

don't get me wrong some of my best dinners have been ducks

Baggly · 24-04-2018 03:07PM

Triceratops Ballet wrote: »

don't get me wrong some of my best dinners have been ducks

26-04-2018 07:30AM

Going to a wedding today. Just went to the wardrobe to take out my dress and I can’t find it! 3 wardrobes in the House and it’s in none of them. Had shoes and fascinator and nails based round that dress. **** it anyway.

No, I’m not the bride

Mollyb60 · 26-04-2018 07:34AM

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Going to a wedding today. Just went to the wardrobe to take out my dress and I can’t find it! 3 wardrobes in the House and it’s in none of them. Had shoes and fascinator and nails based round that dress. **** it anyway.

No, I’m not the bride

Were else would you put a dress?? Are you sure you bought it? Was it being drycleaned? Has your partner thrown it out in a fit of rage?

Baggly · 26-04-2018 07:44AM

If it's blue and black, it could be that illusion dress that looked gold and white.

26-04-2018 07:45AM

I’ve worn it twice before. The shoes that I bought with it are here just no idea where the dress is. Dammit. Going to get my nails redone

This is wedding no2 of 3 in a five week period. Bought one new outfit and carefully planned that I wouldn’t be wearing the same dress to a wedding that a good lot of the crowd would have seen before. Now I’m going with dress no3 with wedding no2.

Mollyb60 · 26-04-2018 08:20AM

Ah it couldn't have just disappeared though. It must be somewhere in the house!

Kolido · 26-04-2018 08:22AM

Are you sure you're not wearing it now?

can happen, no joke.....:pac:

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