How "hot" would you consider yourself?

23-03-2018 11:46PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Prove it.

Don't want to get banned for breaking boards

Purple Mountain · 23-03-2018 11:47PM

DubInMeath wrote: »

Don't want to get banned for breaking boards

OK Kim

Cheerful Spring · 23-03-2018 11:50PM

I don't think this big headed? I am about 7 or 8. People I have met say at different times said I look a bit like Justin Timberlake or Gerard Butler. I have that stubble rough look I guess about me.

23-03-2018 11:51PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

OK Kim

Always makes me laugh

https://www.hol.com/Kim-Kardashian-Coffee-Machine

Purple Mountain · 23-03-2018 11:52PM

DubInMeath wrote: »

Always makes me laugh

https://www.hol.com/Kim-Kardashian-Coffee-Machine

Ah here..

SCOOP 64 · 24-03-2018 12:02AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Mirror tells me good.

Photo tells me bad.

thank god not just me, Camera always lies.

Four Phucs Ache · 24-03-2018 12:21AM

Hottest I ever got was 39.7 and people all around me where saying look at my face.I nearly broke it when I hit the floor.

andekwarhola · 24-03-2018 12:26AM

Menopausal, definitely.

Richard Hillman · 24-03-2018 12:44AM

Some days I am amazing, some days I'm bleh

diusmr8a504cvk · 24-03-2018 12:45AM

As hot as the Ace of Spades.

jaxxx · 24-03-2018 12:46AM

Scale of 1 to 10: -37

Yer Da sells Avon · 24-03-2018 02:04AM

On a good day, probably around 3/10. Just as well I have my fantastic personality to fall back on.

Surreptitious · 24-03-2018 02:09AM

Cheerful Spring wrote: »

I don't think this big headed? I am about 7 or 8. People I have met say at different times said I look a bit like Justin Timberlake or Gerard Butler. I have that stubble rough look I guess about me.

Two totally different people you look like. How do you manage that one?

rgace · 24-03-2018 03:20AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a 2 out of ten but I have a vagina

Check your inbox xx

lukesmom · 24-03-2018 03:24AM

7/10

PandaPoo · 24-03-2018 03:27AM

I used to be smokin hot. Big perky boobs, big hips, curvy but definitely not fat, washboard stomach. (Jesus i didnt half love myself)
Then I discovered the joys of takeaways, wine and reeses peanut butter cups and now I'm a whale.

I'm slowly getting back to 'able to go upstairs without needing a lung transplant'. I'll be sure to update you all when I get there.

beefburrito · 24-03-2018 09:17AM

I decided never to get married, I look after myself well so Id give myself a 7 docking the 3 points for my sheer arrogance......

TerrorFirmer · 24-03-2018 09:25AM

I'd say I'm an average 5. I stopped caring when I realised a long time ago that it easily becomes a 10 for most women when you've even a half decent personality.

sydthebeat · 24-03-2018 09:28AM

If I wasn't so conceited I'd be perfect.

FizzleSticks · 24-03-2018 09:31AM

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Mongfinder General · 24-03-2018 09:34AM

Average looks but I’ve a bat on me that would beat a donkey out of a quarry.

Wheety · 24-03-2018 09:37AM

Depends. Sometimes I see my reflection and think niiiiice. Other times I think I'm a mess.

In summary

lawred2 · 24-03-2018 09:48AM

I would have expected the OP to receive more lols and derision..

Seems to have gotten off quite lightly

Alf Veedersane · 24-03-2018 09:53AM

FakePie wrote: »

I did manage to get off a couple of gnarly hook up stories.

Are you Bill or Ted?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 24-03-2018 10:24AM

lawred2 wrote: »

I would have expected the OP to receive more lols and derision..

Seems to have gotten off quite lightly

Sometimes it's best to let the thunder roll and ignore the noise.

JohnnyFlash · 24-03-2018 10:33AM

Wouldn’t have thought too much of my looks for the past few years. Was in a joyless marriage with an absolute witch of a woman. Since it ended though I’ve toned up, bought new clothes etc. Told I’m looking very well for a 53 year old. Have no problem pulling women 20 years younger than me. Don’t want to boast, but I’ve a massive flute on me as well. Chicks like a big wand.

McMurphy · 24-03-2018 10:50AM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Wouldn’t have thought too much of my looks for the past few years. Was in a joyless marriage with an absolute witch of a woman. Since it ended though I’ve toned up, bought new clothes etc. Told I’m looking very well for a 53 year old. Have no problem pulling women 20 years younger than me. Don’t want to boast, but I’ve a massive flute on me as well. Chicks like a big wand.

I'd say the only thing you've no problem pulling, is your stumpy lil middle aged pudding clean off yourself while you dream of days of yore.