How "hot" would you consider yourself?

FakePie

I made another thread attempting to broach the particulars of male to female "hotness" - but it was basically a non-event.

The visual summation of the general response provided could be encapsulated by the image:


However - in the midst of the general confusion, I did manage to get off a couple of gnarly hook up stories.

It was actually kind of fun thinking back on them.

So, as a means to kind of expound on others views as to that topic further - we could start off with, "I consider myself **insert description here** on the scale of hotness - and that was reflected on the occasion where...." - and then you finish the story.


I'll go first:

For me - hotness varies widely.
Well, I don't think it's just for me. I think it tends to go that way for many - though I suspect women are more aware of this than men.

By example - the right outfit can make all the difference or, a few extra pounds can make all the detriment.

I am no exception to this rule.

The, "it's all 'bout confidence" argument.
I don't want to hear it!!

I would say it's more about energy - which can often be dependant on whether I'm feeling good or no - had a good week or no - that type of thing.

So again, for me - it varies.

One time my housemate had two women over for, I dunno - I guess dinner or something. Just to visit though, primarily.
I wasn't living with him that long, and didn't know him very well, and he was quite a bit older than me.

Anyways, later in the evening, he basically said, "Jennifer is into you dude". Jennifer being the friend of the woman I assumed he was hooking up with.
"We're gonna hit the city center for a while, leave you two here to get comfortable".

Sure enough, off they go, and me and Jennifer are left sat in front of the TV.
She suggests a movie.
I throw one on.
This was followed by a quick makeout session, after which I dragged her into my bedroom.

Now, I've said about 100 words total to this girl all evening, and the 101st, 102nd, 103rd and 104th were, "do you have condoms?".

I can't say it was particularly good, but it was actually in a new city for me, new country, new apartment - so it was nice to, sow some oats in this new territory - put it that way.

I was actually I think, 23 when this happened - so I think she found it hot that she was hooking up with a younger man.

I can't say I was basically like Juan at that particular juncture in time, but it was a good indicator that the potential was there.
It's funny, a guy at work said to me not to long before that, "you're a good guy, but you got a lot to learn".

I thought he was patronizing me but - he was so absolutely spot on at the time.
Point being - I would learn whole lot moving forward - and I could equate firmly the sexual experiences I'd have - their quality, as it were - with my development, understanding, mindset - and the resultant energy and positivity I would express as a result of that.


Now - what you got for me?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Here we go again.....


Walter Mitty for the 21st century

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agVpq_XXRmU

demanufactured

I'm.f.ucking boiling... Its warm in the house tonight.

Cheerful Spring

FakePie wrote: »

Now - what you got for me?

jester77

36.5 degrees

gifted

I'm under the quilt so toasty hot right now

Charlie19

Mirror tells me good.


Photo tells me bad.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

demanufactured wrote: »

I'm.f.ucking boiling... Its warm in the house tonight.

I had just commented on another tripe thread that it seems very mild tonight.

KERSPLAT!

On a scale of 1-10? About a 69

K.Flyer

Kristopher Hot Newsletter wrote: »

I had just commented on another tripe thread that it seems very mild tonight.

Wasn't Tripe, it was Trifle.

mzungu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

For Forks Sake

This is my theme music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvtg0GsJAQw

LadyMacBeth_

I hope you are American with all of this "making out" nonsense or I will be sending you over there.

Meh. I'm a 2 out of ten but I have a vagina so nobody cares.

0ph0rce0

Is that you Eden Hazard ???

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

K.Flyer wrote: »

Wasn't Tripe, it was Trifle.

Trifle surely but still tripe of the highest order.

WoollyRedHat

Finally, I've got Friday Night Fever.

buried

Colder than last months porridge

clairewithani

Years ago 8/9 now 2/3

Extremely hot and extremely well endowed, thanks for asking.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

Wibbs

Me. Earlier.

AllForIt

It's kinda disturbing the way, I guess because of social media and da internet, that ppl seem to increasingly value themselves in terms of how they look in terms of perfect skin or rippededness etc. A shallowness in our younger generation seems to have taken hold. I mean, I've seen that culture when I lived in spiritless city social environments but it seems to be everywhere now.

I really do think that facebook, snapchat and Instagram have a lot to answer for. It really does crawl on my skin when I read news articles that go like "How facebook changed the world". Well maybe they did but not necessarily for the better.

When I look at my parents generation there was none of this 'hotness' nonsense. All that was unspoken. They might say 'thats a fine lookin man or woman' but it wouldn't go more than that - not to a hysterical degree.

All I can say is that I felt insecure enough as a gay man growing up in Ireland and I'm glad I'm not growing up in the current generation where looks means everything and personality means nothing.

bodice ripper

As I said in a similar thread, I am not much to look at, but suck and eat like I have something to prove.

Purple Mountain

DubInMeath wrote: »

Extremely hot and extremely well endowed, thanks for asking.

Prove it.

professore

bodice ripper wrote: »

As I said in a similar thread, I am not much to look at, but suck and eat like I have something to prove.

Hmmm struggling to work out your sexual preferences...

bodice ripper

professore wrote:

Hmmm struggling to work out your sexual preferences...

I am sexually ambidextrous

corner of hells

bodice ripper wrote: »

I am sexually ambidextrous

Pfft , if only you said tri-sexual.

RobbingBandit

Five alarm chilli I will burn you up and down. That might just be the syphilis though.

kfallon

-2

mfceiling

On a scale of 2 I'd give myself 1.

Purple Mountain

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Prove it.

Don't want to get banned for breaking boards

Purple Mountain

DubInMeath wrote: »

Don't want to get banned for breaking boards

OK Kim

Cheerful Spring

I don't think this big headed? I am about 7 or 8. People I have met say at different times said I look a bit like Justin Timberlake or Gerard Butler. I have that stubble rough look I guess about me.

Purple Mountain

Purple Mountain wrote: »

OK Kim

Always makes me laugh


https://www.hol.com/Kim-Kardashian-Coffee-Machine

Purple Mountain

DubInMeath wrote: »

Always makes me laugh


https://www.hol.com/Kim-Kardashian-Coffee-Machine

Ah here..

SCOOP 64

Charlie19 wrote: »

Mirror tells me good.


Photo tells me bad.

thank god not just me, Camera always lies.

Four Phucs Ache

Hottest I ever got was 39.7 and people all around me where saying look at my face.I nearly broke it when I hit the floor.

andekwarhola

Menopausal, definitely.

Richard Hillman

Some days I am amazing, some days I'm bleh

diusmr8a504cvk

As hot as the Ace of Spades.

jaxxx

Scale of 1 to 10: -37

Yer Da sells Avon

On a good day, probably around 3/10. Just as well I have my fantastic personality to fall back on.

Surreptitious

Cheerful Spring wrote: »

I don't think this big headed? I am about 7 or 8. People I have met say at different times said I look a bit like Justin Timberlake or Gerard Butler. I have that stubble rough look I guess about me.

Two totally different people you look like. How do you manage that one?

rgace

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a 2 out of ten but I have a vagina

Check your inbox xx

lukesmom

7/10

PandaPoo

I used to be smokin hot. Big perky boobs, big hips, curvy but definitely not fat, washboard stomach. (Jesus i didnt half love myself)
Then I discovered the joys of takeaways, wine and reeses peanut butter cups and now I'm a whale.

I'm slowly getting back to 'able to go upstairs without needing a lung transplant'. I'll be sure to update you all when I get there.

beefburrito

I decided never to get married, I look after myself well so Id give myself a 7 docking the 3 points for my sheer arrogance......

TerrorFirmer

I'd say I'm an average 5. I stopped caring when I realised a long time ago that it easily becomes a 10 for most women when you've even a half decent personality.

sydthebeat

If I wasn't so conceited I'd be perfect.

FizzleSticks

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