Shade in on the map the countries of origin of all the people you had sex with

monkeysnapper · 10-02-2018 12:18PM

Jesus!!!!/

Couldnt we have just done towns in the county!!! Sheeesh

conorhal · 10-02-2018 02:26PM

Every now and again a thread pops up that makes After Hours rise to the challenge in a manner that manages to remind me why I love this board.

Well done folks for the genuine LOLs

The_Valeyard · 10-02-2018 02:29PM

TimeUp wrote: »

Simple.

Here's the link:

http://www.traveltip.org/countries_visited.php

Here's my map:

Wow,

You've slept with a lot of hookers :P

conorhal · 10-02-2018 02:34PM

What the OP really means......

Herb Powell · 10-02-2018 04:03PM

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Gone Drinking · 10-02-2018 04:12PM

Flower124 · 10-02-2018 04:15PM

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

lertsnim · 10-02-2018 04:20PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

Didn't you say on another thread that you are having an affair?

Wibbs · 10-02-2018 04:24PM

Flower124 wrote: »

The more scarce something is the more value it has.

Sex isn't particularly scarce.

So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

Heal? why would they? You do know men and women like sex?

Gone Drinking · 10-02-2018 04:26PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

Down off your horse, please :rolleyes:

You're reading too far into it. Sex is just something that's enjoyable between consenting adults. Same as eating chocolate, having a glass of wine, laughing at a movie etc.

If you do it less than others, that's your decision. Doesn't make it any better for you or make you a better person, just means you'll be enjoying yourself less.

Do men look for it more? I dunno, maybe? I know plenty of women who look for it just as much if not more than some men. Women tend to just be pickier about who they do it with, because of their own preferences.

Will I Am Not · 10-02-2018 04:50PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

We’re sorry

conorhal · 10-02-2018 05:25PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

Yes, I thought the OP made that clear. A complete set.
You have no idea how frustrating it is too look at your Panini's, Europa 1980 sticker album and realize all you need is that rare 1980 Alketas Panagoulias who played for Hellas.
I really hope the OP gets to f!£$% some chick from the Kakios and Faroe islands before he dies.
#menandwomenEH?

Guy:Incognito · 10-02-2018 05:32PM

OP:

touts · 10-02-2018 05:38PM

Wow all those countries and none of them thought you were good enough in bed to be "the one". Well keep practicing. I'm sure you'll get there eventually. :-)

Odhinn · 10-02-2018 05:40PM

TimeUp wrote: »

Simple.

Here's the link:

http://www.traveltip.org/countries_visited.php

Doesn't have Cork or Ballybough.

conorhal · 10-02-2018 05:42PM

Will I Am Not wrote: »

We’re sorry

And the 'White Knight' of the year award goes to.... *drum-roll*

Justin Trudeau!

Sorry Will I Am Not, you just don't have his fabulous hair.

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muppetshow1451 · 10-02-2018 05:58PM

touts wrote: »

Wow all those countries and none of them thought you were good enough in bed to be "the one". Well keep practicing. I'm sure you'll get there eventually. :-)

Lets hear about your practice,mr jealous.

muppetshow1451 · 10-02-2018 05:59PM

Odhinn wrote: »

Doesn't have Cork or Ballybough.

We know you dont get out to often

_Dara_ · 10-02-2018 06:05PM

I think the jokiness towards is the OP is because people are amused at him wondering at sex.

It’s sex. It’s not rare. We are all here because of sex.

muppetshow1451 · 10-02-2018 06:06PM

_Dara_ wrote: »

I think the jokiness towards is the OP is because people are amused at him wondering at sex. It’s sex. It’s not rare. We are all here because of sex.

Its the most natural thing on the planet,but not on boards.ie:D

conorhal · 10-02-2018 06:20PM

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Its the most natural thing on the planet,but not on boards.ie:D

Bull$h1t.

Right NOW there are 'women in my area' eager to 'date' me... according to the sidebar ad on this site...

muppetshow1451 · 10-02-2018 06:23PM

conorhal wrote: »

Bull$h1t.

Right NOW there are 'women in my area' eager to 'date' me... according to the sidebar add on this site...

Try the local instead,most girls look really good after 10 pints anyway

conorhal · 10-02-2018 06:31PM

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Try the local instead,most girls look really good after 10 pints anyway

To quote Will, "It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

muppetshow1451 · 10-02-2018 06:33PM

conorhal wrote: »

To quote Will, "It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."

Make sure she has 10 pints as well,atleast your equal.:D

Cheerful Spring · 10-02-2018 06:38PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

You make sex sound like a chore a burden. You not flattered men find you sexually attractive? Of course, avoid the men who only with you for sex and don't care about you as a human being.

wakka12 · 10-02-2018 06:53PM

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

If i do you will be embarrassed.:D

You had sex with a greenlandic eskimo?

Or does greenland get filled in too when you check denmark

_Dara_ · 10-02-2018 07:01PM

Flower124 wrote: »

It's funny because the other way around it is completely different. I'm a woman I spend my life fending off sexual requests. I find that due to this I see sex as less of a 'conquest'. I see it as less of an 'achievment'. There is value in scarcity. When you have an overload of sexual requests all the time, sex takes on a different meaning. The more scarce something is the more value it has. So if men are obsessed with sex, and women are constantly harrassed for sex, what is out of balance? Are men lacking something in themselves that they are constantly seeking in women? Is there something they need to heal in themselves.

I’m a fairly attractive female, happy with my looks. And I have to say, I never found getting sex that easy. Well, put it this way, the guys I wanted to sleep with often didn’t want to sleep with me. On a night out, yeah, I’m sure I could have scared up a one night stand if I wanted. But getting with the guys I wanted to was always a much more tricky proposition. I’ve always been bemused by this contention that we women are always turning away studs who are dying to sleep with us.

conorhal · 10-02-2018 07:02PM

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Make sure she has 10 pints as well,atleast your equal.:D

20 pint's 'between' you? :eek:

Talk about passing out in a puddle of disappointment..

conorhal · 10-02-2018 07:04PM

_Dara_ wrote: »

I’m a fairly attractive female, happy with my looks. And I have to say, I never found getting sex that easy. Well, put it this way, the guys I wanted to sleep with often didn’t want to sleep with me. On a night out, yeah, I’m sure I could have scared up a one night stand if I wanted. But getting with the guys I wanted to was always a much more tricky proposition. I’ve always been bemused by this contention that we women are always turning away studs who are dying to sleep with us.

#humblebrag

_Dara_ · 10-02-2018 07:23PM

conorhal wrote: »

#humblebrag

Women are given the sideeye whenever they say they are happy with their looks. We’re supposed to dissatisfied in this regard. Well, I’m not.

Read the post again. I’m saying I frequently haven’t got the guy I wanted. I mentioned the ONS bit to highlight that that’s a regular occurrence for many people of either gender. I do not know how you got humblebrag from my post. Do elaborate.

Shade in on the map the countries of origin of all the people you had sex with

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