Shade in on the map the countries of origin of all the people you had sex with

dd972

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Rubberchikken

That'd be telling:eek:

_Dara_

gozunda wrote: »

Speak for yerself - I was found under a cabbage leaf!

I found the OP hillarious- I wonder does he also glue his used johnies to the headboard as well

Reminds me of years ago with some of the kids at school bragging about sex when god love them they were still as green as grass but anyway definitely a classic for AHs....

Dadzilla

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Ah i see,you think a good check up line is saying how many women you have conqured?And how do you even know if i am relationsship material.Do you know me?Maybe i am happily married with 3 kids and had a single life before it like anyone else.
As i see it your still an idiot,and a jealous one too.

Don’t know what a “check up” line is....

Jealous?

Here’s an idea, are you on Facebook? Why not post your picture there and see what kind of response you get?

muppetshow1451

Dadzilla wrote: »

Don’t know what a “check up” line is....

Jealous?

Here’s an idea, are you on Facebook? Why not post your picture there and see what kind of response you get?

I allready have a picture on facebook,together with my wife and 3 kids and hundreds of friends.Whats your point?
Just because you decided to spend your teenage years in a barn in the midlands jerking off to internet porn is not my fault.I decided to see what the world had to offer and can retire with some very good memories compared to others obviously.

TimeUp

touts wrote: »

Wow all those countries and none of them thought you were good enough in bed to be "the one". Well keep practicing. I'm sure you'll get there eventually. :-)

How do you know I'm looking for the one? How do you know I don't have a one? How do you know was it them who didnt think me good enough to be the one? How do you know I didn't actually get to date a few of them at some point and I am still dating one of them?

TimeUp

Dadzilla wrote: »

Nationality has nothing to do with it. Women are just adverse to chauvinists who brag about their bedroom conquests. You’re hardly relationship material.

I was an idiot when I was 27 too, you’ll grow out of it.

I think you are mixing us up...

TimeUp

In order to dicrease the amount of bitterness I'm seeing on the post:

I've only had sex with three women in my life, do the maths, and breathe a sigh of relief for:

1. I'm not keeping women away from you.
2. You probably don't have to be jealous of my conquests.
3. And if you still think I'm bull****ting, you probably don't care all that much now.

Still, if the idea of a fellow straight man pulling hot women from all over the world without paying upsets you guys all that much, I suggest you go out there, and pick some chicks yourself, because:

1. Such fellows do exist.
2. You can.
3. And you'll regret it if you don't do it.

Have fun.

Dadzilla

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

I allready have a picture on facebook,together with my wife and 3 kids and hundreds of friends.Whats your point?
Just because you decided to spend your teenage years in a barn in the midlands jerking off to internet porn is not my fault.I decided to see what the world had to offer and can retire with some very good memories compared to others obviously.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

You’re an inspiration to us all, your kids must be proud of how much of “the world” you’ve seen

Now if you don’t mind I’ve got to get back to my barn to ferociously jerk off to internet porn.

gozunda

_Dara_ wrote: »

Ya spot on - The Inbetweeners came to mind alright ....

ChikiChiki

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Then you havent been much around;)Its easier pulling a woman in scandinavia,germany or Britain than in Ireland.Irish women seems very stuck up in comparison if you ask me.

Irish women are far less conservative when they leave our shores. Thats what I've noticed and good on them.

Noveight

A map where you mark in all the counties of the wimminz you've shifted would be more fun. There's no craic in riding the international wimminz really, anyone who tells you there is is lying.

muppetshow1451

Noveight wrote: »

A map where you mark in all the counties of the wimminz you've shifted would be more fun. There's no craic in riding the international wimminz really, anyone who tells you there is is lying.

Another jerk off i take it.

muppetshow1451

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Irish women are far less conservative when they leave our shores. Thats what I've noticed and good on them.

They should leave more often then

up for anything

Why on earth would you want to fill in that map, and is the OP actually studying each and every map that someone else has filled in and why? I'm mystified because it seems totally pointless in a place where most things are pointless.

Koala Sunshine

up for anything wrote: »

Why on earth would you want to fill in that map, and is the OP actually studying each and every map that someone else has filled in and why? I'm mystified because it seems totally pointless in a place where most things are pointless.

It's just a light hearted game, I don't see why you are so worked up about it.

Would you have similar objections if the OP asked to colour in countries you visited?

muppetshow1451

Dadzilla wrote: »

Hahahahahahahahaha!

You’re an inspiration to us all, your kids must be proud of how much of “the world” you’ve seen

Now if you don’t mind I’ve got to get back to my barn to ferociously jerk off to internet porn.

My kids have probably seen more of the world than you ever will,but anyway keep pulling at the barn.

Dadzilla

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

My kids have probably seen more of the world than you ever will,but anyway keep pulling at the barn.

Your self esteem must be something awful with this constant need to have to prove you are better than other people. Why is this so important to you? The world is overrun with men like you trying be an alpha in a society that doesn't want them.

I could share my life experiences with you, but I have no need to. If you knew my real name, a quick google would reveal all, its quite possible you already know me. But like I say, I have nothing to prove to anyone.

So while you think of your next quick quip while you're at your mediocre unfulfilling job trying to make sure your boss doesn't see you on the internet too much, try figure out if you started this thread to impress others with your phallic desperation to have a story to tell or if there was merit in researching the sexual exploits of other people. I would be impressed if it was the latter, but judging by the lack of maps posted in reply to your post, its very clear that nobody gives a crap and even less give a crap about how many women you've slept with, including the women themselves.

Or come meet me in the barn, the gangs all here, we can jerk off together!

muppetshow1451

Dadzilla wrote: »

Your self esteem must be something awful with this constant need to have to prove you are better than other people. Why is this so important to you? The world is overrun with men like you trying be an alpha in a society that doesn't want them.

I could share my life experiences with you, but I have no need to. If you knew my real name, a quick google would reveal all, its quite possible you already know me. But like I say, I have nothing to prove to anyone.

So while you think of your next quick quip while you're at your mediocre unfulfilling job trying to make sure your boss doesn't see you on the internet too much, try figure out if you started this thread to impress others with your phallic desperation to have a story to tell or if there was merit in researching the sexual exploits of other people. I would be impressed if it was the latter, but judging by the lack of maps posted in reply to your post, its very clear that nobody gives a crap and even less give a crap about how many women you've slept with, including the women themselves.

Or come meet me in the barn, the gangs all here, we can jerk off together!

No offence but who started it?And i am not proving anything,i am just being honest,and if you cant handle the truth,i suggest you find another thread where you dont get easily offended.

Noveight

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

Another jerk off i take it.

None so blind as those who will not see.

Wibbs

muppetshow1451 wrote: »

No offence but who started it?

muppetshow1451

Noveight wrote: »

None so blind as those who will not see.

And not everyone can handle the truth

DuMorph

TimeUp wrote: »

Simple.

Here's the link:

http://www.traveltip.org/countries_visited.php

The Vatican City doesn't show up when I click it-