How can I sober up in less than an hour?

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:38PM #1

Basicly I went on the lash with the lads last night and it ended up a 5 o clock in the morning job. Suffering today and I I met one of my friends from last night who suggested the cure. We had 3 pints. I'm just back from that and I feel locked. I have dinner with the in-laws at 8 o clock. Any suggestions? Don't say coffee that will only make me worse.

pjohnson · 31-12-2017 07:39PM

Yester wrote: »

Basicly I went on the lash with the lads last night and it ended up a 5 o clock in the morning job. Suffering today and I I met one of my friends from last night who suggested the cure. We had 3 pints. I'm just back from that and I feel locked. I have dinner with the in-laws at 8 o clock. Any suggestions? Don't say coffee that will only make me worse.

Litre of whiskey. Drink it in 90 seconds. You wont be worried about dinner then.

Tell me how · 31-12-2017 07:39PM

Yester wrote:

Basicly I went on the lash with the lads last night and it ended up a 5 o clock in the morning job. Suffering today and I I met one of my friends from last night who suggested the cure. We had 3 pints. I'm just back from that and I feel locked. I have dinner with the in-laws at 8 o clock. Any suggestions? Don't say coffee that will only make me worse.

Upset stomach, need to stay near/on toilet. Avoid dinner.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 31-12-2017 07:39PM

Speed.

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 07:40PM

Tea.

Digital Solitude · 31-12-2017 07:40PM

Start horsing pints of water into ya, drink until you're sick and then drink some more.

Stop at 10 or so though, hyperhydration isn't nice

JimmyMcGill · 31-12-2017 07:40PM

Pfft. Typing whilst drunk. No such thing.

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:40PM

Tell me how wrote: »

Upset stomach, need to stay near/on toilet. Avoid dinner.

I'm feeling great. I'm more worried about my impending behaviour.

Kivaro · 31-12-2017 07:41PM

Another 3 pints will definitely cure you.

ceadaoin. · 31-12-2017 07:43PM

Power nap? And no more booze!

Beasty · 31-12-2017 07:43PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Speed.

FFS!! Don't encourage him to get in a car:eek:

:pac:

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:43PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Speed.

I'm horsing pints of water and tea from other considerate posters. You just want to watch the world burn don't you?

Noveight · 31-12-2017 07:44PM

May God have mercy on your soul.

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:45PM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Power nap? And no more booze!

Tried that. Way too amped up for power nap and now I'm sourcing spped. Thank you Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Schwanz · 31-12-2017 07:45PM

If you're locked I can't imagine an hour would cure ya?

Water I suppose might help to get the gargle out of ya

RDM_83 again · 31-12-2017 07:45PM

Cold shower a short time before you meet them

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-12-2017 07:45PM

Freezing cold shower.

Chrongen · 31-12-2017 07:46PM

Kivaro wrote: »

Another 3 pints will definitely cure you.

Once you start eating the dinner you'll be grand. Have a litre of water and then crack open another can of beer. They'll think you only had a cheeky pint even though you've been on the piss for a day and a half.

bear1 · 31-12-2017 07:47PM

**** and force a drunk poop out.
Be grand.
Other than that and with utter seriousness don't go near the ****ing in laws.

Are Am Eye · 31-12-2017 07:49PM

Yester wrote: »

I have dinner with the in-laws at 8 o clock. Any suggestions?

Trying to be on your best behavior for these people is giving them the upper hand. Have a few more drinks and try to make yourself look (more) like a tramp. Let them know who's running the extended family now.

dmc17 · 31-12-2017 07:51PM

Have a bottle of beer with them when you meet them. They'll just think you're a lightweight

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:51PM

My main problem is my mouth when I'm drinking. So If (and it is an if ) I can stay quiet for the first hour or so, I might get away with it. I suspect I look like death though. I will drink tea and water in a freezing cold shower,

Lemsiper · 31-12-2017 07:51PM

Yester wrote: »

I'm horsing pints of water and tea from other considerate posters. You just want to watch the world burn don't you?

This is definitely a legitimate suggestion. Enough to stimulate but not so much that you get high.

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:55PM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Trying to be on your best behavior for these people is giving them the upper hand. Have a few more drinks and try to make yourself look (more) like a tramp. Let them know who's running the extended family now.

Thanks a fu$$king million! Thats in my head now. I'm going to have another drink and walk in there and show them who is boss. ( Only joking. They are actually lovely people, just a little less wild than me)

xabi · 31-12-2017 07:58PM

Vomit

JackTaylorFan · 31-12-2017 07:58PM

swallow some activated charcoal... or if no charcoal lick a lump of ordinary coal

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:59PM

Lemsiper wrote: »

This is definitely a legitimate suggestion. Enough to stimulate but not so much that you get high.

I'm sure it is and thanks. It just makes me more talky to be honest. I don't have any anyway.

Yester · 31-12-2017 07:59PM

xabi wrote: »

Vomit

NEVER!!!

hairyslug · 31-12-2017 08:00PM

There's a thread around here somewhere about how to kill the mother in law, maybe considered a bit extreme but might be worth a quick read, could save you a lot of hassle in the long run.

Yester · 31-12-2017 08:01PM

JackTaylorFan wrote: »

swallow some activated charcoal... or if no charcoal lick a lump of ordinary coal

Seriously? I do have coal, but it's not like I'm pregent or anything. How does that work? I have coal and I will lick it if it helps.

Littlehorny · 31-12-2017 08:03PM

dmc17 wrote: »

Have a bottle of beer with them when you meet them. They'll just think you're a lightweight

Put water in beer bottles and skull them fairly quickly in front of them and say things like, jaysus I'm in the mood for a few beers tonight. They will think your just getting a bit tippsy for the night that's in it.

How can I sober up in less than an hour?

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