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Fair City [News, Spoilers and Discussion v8] Read Post #1 Before Contributing
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Ah, I bloody knew it! This sh**e is going to drag for months, judging by the longevity of FC storylines, KA's pregnancy will be the same duration as that of an elephant! :mad:freshpopcorn wrote: »I have a feeling we're in for nine months of Kerri-Anne running around her handbag awkwardly bumping into Mondo!
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I do; especially the scene in the car with him singing a few bars of Carrickfergus, and again when he was spying on Judy via the Tommy cam when she was eating the sandwich - laughed my a*** off at those scenes!freshpopcorn wrote: »Does anybody miss the old Tommy?
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I do - especially the scene in the car where he was singing the few bars of Carrickfergus and the one where he was spying on Judy eating the sandwich via the Tommy cam! Laughed my a*** off at those scenes!freshpopcorn wrote: »Does anybody miss the old Tommy? 0 -
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Probably. What I don't get is why she just doesn't go home and tell Decco and then ring the family in Spain to let them know what's going on. Or else do another runner to Spain for a while like she did before.Never Say Never Again wrote: »Will charlotte be supervised at the toilet ?
Imagine, though, if they did have a toilet supervision scene (but they never will, because in the land of soap the only time the toilet is ever used is when someone has morning sickness and needs to vomit, has a hangover, or gets some sort of bug, but (unless it's the morning sickness thing we never get to see the bathroom and unlike the films, we don't see the person heaving their guts out)
If they did do a toilet scene, they'd be calling it a ''bold, never before charted move, and a first for soaps, and of course it would be post watershed, even though all that would be shown, after all the publicity is Charlotte's top half (not that I have any desire to see anything else, sitting on a toilet, while Miriam sits patiently on the side of the bath. This is how I imagine the scene.
Charlotte: ''Would ya ever f**k off and stop staring at me, ya psycho?'' (they can swear because it is post water shed)
Miriam: ''I understand your hostility, Charlotte, you need to release it..... Just take calm, cleansing breaths and picture the circle of healing bathing you in it's light''
Charlotte: ''I can't go with you there looking at me; are ya getting a kick outta this or something, ya freak?''
Miriam: ''You have so much negativity inside you Charlotte' ---
Charlotte: ''I have something inside me, but it isn't negativity! I'm bleeding constipated' cause ya won't let me go to the jacks in peace, and ya keep staring at me!''
Miriam: Good.... That's a start..... You've admitted to a physical weakness. We're all here to help you, no one judges each other.... Constipation is nothing to be ashamed of.... One second, please....''
Miriam briefly leaves the bathroom and calls in one of the female mutes who takes her place.
Miriam: ''Dr Oakley should have something in his bag to help with that constipation.... We''ll be right back.''
Charlotte looks aghast and distressed - cuts to ad break.:P 0 -
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MsWesterosi wrote: »Probably. What I don't get is why she just doesn't go home and tell Decco and then ring the family in Spain to let them know what's going on. Or else do another runner to Spain for a while like she did before.
Imagine, though, if they did have a toilet supervision scene (but they never will, because in the land of soap the only time the toilet is ever used is when someone has morning sickness and needs to vomit, has a hangover, or gets some sort of bug, but (unless it's the morning sickness thing we never get to see the bathroom and unlike the films, we don't see the person heaving their guts out)
If they did do a toilet scene, they'd be calling it a ''bold, never before charted move, and a first for soaps, and of course it would be post watershed, even though all that would be shown, after all the publicity is Charlotte's top half (not that I have any desire to see anything else, sitting on a toilet, while Miriam sits patiently on the side of the bath. This is how I imagine the scene.
Charlotte: ''Would ya ever f**k off and stop staring at me, ya psycho?'' (they can swear because it is post water shed)
Miriam: ''I understand your hostility, Charlotte, you need to release it..... Just take calm, cleansing breaths and picture the circle of healing bathing you in it's light''
Charlotte: ''I can't go with you there looking at me; are ya getting a kick outta this or something, ya freak?''
Miriam: ''You have so much negativity inside you Charlotte' ---
Charlotte: ''I have something inside me, but it isn't negativity! I'm bleeding constipated' cause ya won't let me go to the jacks in peace, and ya keep staring at me!''
Miriam: Good.... That's a start..... You've admitted to a physical weakness. We're all here to help you, no one judges each other.... Constipation is nothing to be ashamed of.... One second, please....''
Miriam briefly leaves the bathroom and calls in one of the female mutes who takes her place.
Miriam: ''Dr Oakley should have something in his bag to help with that constipation.... We''ll be right back.''
Charlotte looks aghast and distressed - cuts to ad break.:P
I'm always amazed how athletes can provide urine samples after/before events or out of competition testing. I couldn't perform under that sort of pressure:D0 -
I can't even go if I'm in a house that doesn't have a lock on the door or if it's a public loo and there's a queue outside.I'm always amazed how athletes can provide urine samples after/before events or out of competition testing. I couldn't perform under that sort of pressure:D God! Aren't we supposed to be talking about FC - then again, I suppose the whole bodily waste thing is a psychological whisper that FC is a load of s***e..... God! Miriam is getting inside my head now, with all my forming of mental/psychological links..... I need to stay away from that group.
Now, back to FC; wonder how are poor auld Charlie's bunions? And while I'm on the subject of Charlie, when is Esther's funeral..... :P 0 -
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MsWesterosi wrote: »I can't even go if I'm in a house that doesn't have a lock on the door or if it's a public loo and there's a queue outside. God! Aren't we supposed to be talking about FC - then again, I suppose the whole bodily waste thing is a psychological whisper that FC is a load of s***e..... God! Miriam is getting inside my head now, with all my forming of mental/psychological links..... I need to stay away from that group.
Now, back to FC; wonder how are poor auld Charlie's bunions? And while I'm on the subject of Charlie, when is Esther's funeral..... :P
Aren't you lucky you are a girl MsWesterosi...urinals!! I went to boarding school and the older lads in 5th and 6th year used hang around the juvenile toilets pusing us into the urinals as we went...then pulling us back and we did it on ourselves.
I can't go in a urinal since. If i got those gurriers now i'd bate 7 shades out of them:mad:
Anyway i hope Charlotte's experience isn't as bad.0
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