Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

RobbingBandit · 04-12-2017 11:48PM

wally79 wrote: »

What’s this now?

Go buy river rock and volvic pour them in the same glass, it's like poltergeist.

Mountainsandh · 04-12-2017 11:49PM

anna080 wrote: »

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

Feckin' hell !

KatW4 wrote: »

I was dying for a McDonald's so I searched one in Dublin and got it up on Google maps. I was so excited but the bloody thing brought us to a cul de sac!

To make it worse, Google said "bon appetite"

Who would be so cruel and put a fake McDonald's on Google???

Right. Now I'm TA at your "appetite", it's "appétit" no e, and while we're at it, your one Katy Perry's pronunciation really TAs me.
It's pronounced :

BONN AH-PETTY

she says this weird "bwon" sound.

Sorry. Just being petty there.

I've started Breaking Bad, it's good. But I'm TA that I thought I'd do a bit of work at home this evening, then I lost track of time (bloody pitch dark) and realized it was 10 pm and I hadn't sent the kids to bed, aaaand it was late to start watching anything tonight.

edit : oh, and I'm not synchronized it seems.

Pac1Man · 04-12-2017 11:49PM

There's a mouse in the house.

I hear him running in the ceiling above me!

Sephiroth_dude · 04-12-2017 11:55PM

anna080 wrote: »

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

That is rank, my dad use too do it as well.

PeterParker957 · 05-12-2017 12:24AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

There's a mouse in the house.

I hear him running in the ceiling above me!

How do you know he's a he ? Does it sound like he has five feet.. ahem!!

Gunslinger92 · 05-12-2017 12:44AM

My wankstain of a neighbour is playing ****ty rap music so loud I can almost hear the lyrics. I hope the **** gets papercuts on all their fingertips

JenovaProject · 05-12-2017 12:56AM

Ta'd struggle to afford santy presents AND daddy presents for my boys...looks like daddy is getting the short straw again...cmon hurry up and grow up boys,yis don't know the half of it.

When's ok to tell them?Scratch that I'm sure they'll figure it out,the 7yo knows I think but is keeping schtum in case he gets no pressies..lol.
I'm sure the little feckers wouldn't care as long as they get what they ask for.
Bah humbug I hate Christmas the only good thing is watching my boys get their pressies and that won't happen till St.Stephens day.FML.

AerRyan · 05-12-2017 12:58AM

Been sick for around 3 weeks straight, finally kicked it last week and now it's back again.

Seriously sick of it now.

JenovaProject · 05-12-2017 01:11AM

Im ta'd that I was unshaven when I went driving the continent the other week and have grown myself a bushy aul beard but 1 in 5 times I a sip of my can of beer a hair from my tash gets caught in the ring pull:eek::eek:...stings like hell:mad:
Ta'd at unexpected hair plucking.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 05-12-2017 08:55AM

JenovaProject wrote: »

Ta'd struggle to afford santy presents AND daddy presents for my boys...looks like daddy is getting the short straw again...cmon hurry up and grow up boys,yis don't know the half of it.

When's ok to tell them?Scratch that I'm sure they'll figure it out,the 7yo knows I think but is keeping schtum in case he gets no pressies..lol.
I'm sure the little feckers wouldn't care as long as they get what they ask for.
Bah humbug I hate Christmas the only good thing is watching my boys get their pressies and that won't happen till St.Stephens day.FML.

I wouldn't til 10/11

Could give each child one less present and buy something for your partner out of that then?

Sephiroth_dude · 05-12-2017 08:59AM

Woke up feeling fed up, no motivation for anything.

Iseedeadpixels · 05-12-2017 09:57AM

JenovaProject wrote: »

Ta'd struggle to afford santy presents AND daddy presents for my boys...looks like daddy is getting the short straw again...cmon hurry up and grow up boys,yis don't know the half of it.

When's ok to tell them?Scratch that I'm sure they'll figure it out,the 7yo knows I think but is keeping schtum in case he gets no pressies..lol.
I'm sure the little feckers wouldn't care as long as they get what they ask for.
Bah humbug I hate Christmas the only good thing is watching my boys get their pressies and that won't happen till St.Stephens day.FML.

My son only gets Santa gifts, thank god because I'd be broke!

OldNotWIse · 05-12-2017 10:04AM

On the shark week, I am due to be away for a couple of days after Christmas with my boy, and really don't want shark week to hit then. It may or may not, depending on when it hits now. I am waiting, no pun intended, with baited breath to see how this pans out. Massive TA. Go away shark week, I don't want babies yet.

SusieBlue · 05-12-2017 10:21AM

My brother has asked me for a loan as he's very stuck for money at the moment, its only €500 but its €500 I hadn't accounted for and this month was already going to be a struggle as it was.
No way could I say no, he does so much for me, is very generous, and has lent me money in the past. I know he wouldn't ask if he wasn't desperate, and he's never asked me for a penny in his life.
However I'm now in a situation where I'm just as f*cked as he is and I think I'm gonna have to get a loan off my boyfriend to see me through the month.

Wurly · 05-12-2017 10:27AM

The way when you buy a french baguette, a big amount is just sticking out of the bag. God knows how many hands and general sh*te this part of the bread has touched. Not to mention it's grim dalliance on the dirty conveyor belt. So it's rendered useless for me which means I only ever get half a baguette as the dirty part goes out to the birds.

I know they want it to look 'all France' but this is not France, it's Ireland. So put the roll in a proper f*ckin' functional bag and lets get on with our lives! :mad:

northgirl · 05-12-2017 10:32AM

The above. And to add to this. All the pastries, muffins, cakes, scones etc. that are left out on café and petrol station counters where before purchase the general public can paw and breathe their germs over. Ugh.:mad:

Pyr0 · 05-12-2017 10:35AM

People who crowd around the only exit on a bus and refuse to budge an inch for the people trying to get off the bus, absolutely drives me up the wall :mad:

New Home · 05-12-2017 10:36AM

And that's also a prefectly good reason as to why all fruit and veg should be washed thoroughly before cooking and/or eating, even without taking into account all the pesticides and preservatives that are sprayed on them. Yes, even if you peel them.

OldNotWIse · 05-12-2017 10:42AM

When I am getting a sandwich or wrap in a deli. I hate being a diva, I really do. And I hate people who are precious about their food for the sake of it, but for the love of God can you stop with the cross contamination of meat and non-meat? This is not me being a diva, this is basic f*cking common sense. Every time, I have to ask people if they would mind changing their gloves. They cop straight away that it's because I'm veggie but then still insist on using the same preparation board and then the same knife to cut it. How hard can it be to have two knives, two boards and change the gloves between meat and non-meat customers? Last time I got a veggie wrap, the deli worker actually used a knife that had chicken tika smeared on it. Yuck. I hate having to ask because it makes me feel like a plonker

bonzodog2 · 05-12-2017 10:44AM

I won an ebay auction for £0.01, free postage. Won't send here tho

New Home · 05-12-2017 10:51AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

When I am getting a sandwich or wrap in a deli. I hate being a diva, I really do. And I hate people who are precious about their food for the sake of it, but for the love of God can you stop with the cross contamination of meat and non-meat? This is not me being a diva, this is basic f*cking common sense. Every time, I have to ask people if they would mind changing their gloves. They cop straight away that it's because I'm veggie but then still insist on using the same preparation board and then the same knife to cut it. How hard can it be to have two knives, two boards and change the gloves between meat and non-meat customers? Last time I got a veggie wrap, the deli worker actually used a knife that had chicken tika smeared on it. Yuck. I hate having to ask because it makes me feel like a plonker

Absolutely! There's a lady here who has a little shop that sells everything in the way of groceries. She's always wearing a pair of blue nitrile gloves. Good? Not so much - she wears them when she's getting you onions or potatoes, slicing ham, weighing cheese, handling bread rolls, taking a box of washing powder and working at the till. It's always the same pair, and it's used for every customer. I stopped going in there.

Pyr0 · 05-12-2017 11:02AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

When I am getting a sandwich or wrap in a deli. I hate being a diva..

Something along the same lines as this but a lot more petty..

I have a bit of a thing when it comes to grease, hate getting it on my hands after touching off something. I'm privy to the occasional saussie baguette or a few goujons from the deli but I hate, absolutely hate when the assistant grabs the food with their gloves and ends up smearing the grease on the outside of the roll or container. I'd never say anything as it's just one of those mental things but it just creeps me out

New Home · 05-12-2017 11:04AM

But that's just how you roll! (See what I did there? :pac:)

PeterParker957 · 05-12-2017 11:11AM

Pyr0 wrote: »

People who crowd around the only exit on a bus and refuse to budge an inch for the people trying to get off the bus, absolutely drives me up the wall :mad:

I came as close as I have ever coming to committing murder this morning. Twice.

Once I decided not to attempt to get on the LUAS because it was already at breaking point, so eejit behind me pushed past to try to get on - only to fail and nearly knock me over.

I let two trams go past, get on third - packed but not mental. Time comes to get off and two people stand either side of the door whilst just behind them is a MASSIVE (and I mean, hiding a body inside size) suitcase.

I ended up having to use the elbow.

Jrop · 05-12-2017 11:25AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

When I am getting a sandwich or wrap in a deli. I hate being a diva, I really do. And I hate people who are precious about their food for the sake of it, but for the love of God can you stop with the cross contamination This is not me being a diva

TA that I'm Coeliac

PeterParker957 · 05-12-2017 01:50PM

The reaction I just got to "I think I'll go for a pint on the way to the train this evening".

Now I'm wondering did I actually say "I know, I think I'll go snort coke off a midget hooker's arse".

The looks! I even got a "on a school night ??". Lads I'm nearly 48, I have had school nights since the 80s. Chill.

Boom_Bap · 05-12-2017 01:57PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

The reaction I just got to "I think I'll go for a pint on the way to the train this evening".

Now I'm wondering did I actually say "I know, I think I'll go snort coke off a midget hooker's arse".

The looks! I even got a "on a school night ??". Lads I'm nearly 48, I have had school nights since the 80s. Chill.

A pint of cocaine is a lot though.

ohnonotgmail · 05-12-2017 02:02PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

The reaction I just got to "I think I'll go for a pint on the way to the train this evening".

Now I'm wondering did I actually say "I know, I think I'll go snort coke off a midget hooker's arse".

The looks! I even got a "on a school night ??". Lads I'm nearly 48, I have had school nights since the 80s. Chill.

good luck finding one of those on a tuesday.

PeterParker957 · 05-12-2017 02:03PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

A pint of cocaine is a lot though.

Fair point there - just a half so dealer!

MuffinTop86 · 05-12-2017 02:28PM

My bf’s colleague broke his pen and didn’t record two meetings because he booked time off over Christmas that she wanted.
He told me about it and I’m raging since.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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