Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Bambi985

TA'd by an insane workload and just over two weeks to get through it all which is frankly impossible.

Also TA'd as a newly single person by how couple-centric Christmas is and how many bloody people decide to tie the knot and tell everyone on facebook during the month of December. Literally three already and it's what, 4th December?

erica74

Stupid coworker is into crystals. Stupid coworker has put a crystal between our desks. Stupid coworker appears to be trying to protect herself from me... Maybe if stupid coworker wasn't so stupid...

Ken.

T.A.'d that that thread title will probably be the one that gets me fired.

New Home

Blindfold and cigarette?

Ken.

I'll take the cig but no blindfold.

Conspectus

Conspectus wrote: »

T.A.'d that that thread title will probably be the one that gets me fired.

I love the new title!

Bitches Be Trypsin

Bitches indeed be Cray Cray, due shark week any minute now and I'm already in pain. Getting the bar tomorrow, hope it sorts them out :pac:

New Home

Conspectus wrote: »

I'll take the cig but no blindfold.

You'll get one of those vape thingies, and be grateful!

PeterParker957

erica74 wrote: »

Stupid coworker is into crystals. Stupid coworker has put a crystal between our desks. Stupid coworker appears to be trying to protect herself from me... Maybe if stupid coworker wasn't so stupid...

Stab co worker with Crystal.

Say "well it never predicted that...."

Drink Crystal....

New Home

Leave bits of paper around, 'cause everyone knows that paper beats rock.

Surreptitious

thedeere wrote: »

I’m trivially annoyed at you as it’s my tax payers money that will be paying for your medical bills when you are an over obese slob on the public health bed.

That's a lovely thing to say to what was little more than a joke.



TA had the longest day ever today. Wrecked completely.

The Pheasant2

erica74 wrote: »

Stupid coworker is into crystals. Stupid coworker has put a crystal between our desks. Stupid coworker appears to be trying to protect herself from me... Maybe if stupid coworker wasn't so stupid...

Dissolve the crystal with hydrofluoric acid

I wore a nice girlie blouse with one of those frilled necklines and pencil skirt to work, and was looking pretty foxy if I do say so myself. There were compliments had.

Left work at lunchtime and walked through the building, out to the carpark passing many, many people.

Only when I sat in the drivers seat did I realise the zip was down at the back of my skirt.

TA'd that I might have been giving the general public a glimpse of my drawers but don't actually know for sure - but am embarrassed anyway.

selous

Candie wrote: »

I wore a nice girlie blouse with one of those frilled necklines and pencil skirt to work, and was looking pretty foxy if I do say so myself. There were compliments had.

Left work at lunchtime and walked through the building, out to the carpark passing many, many people.

Only when I sat in the drivers seat did I realise the zip was down at the back of my skirt.

TA'd that I might have been giving the general public a glimpse of my drawers but don't actually know for sure - but am embarrassed anyway.

Durrrty........oh I mean Scarlet for ya :cool:

everlast75

Was watching a smartwatch in Amazon for the last week or so.
It went as low as 119 so I put it my basket on Saturday to think about.
I finally decided to buy it today.... it went up to 179

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Deleted User wrote:

I love the new title!

Mise freisin!

Ilovethe bonesofyou

erica74 wrote:

Stupid coworker is into crystals. Stupid coworker has put a crystal between our desks. Stupid coworker appears to be trying to protect herself from me... Maybe if stupid coworker wasn't so stupid...

That read like, "all work and no play makes Homer something something..."

snowflaker

Offer my sister a free stove- she says no- too hard to keep clean. I’m thinking of keeping my niece and nephew warm

retro:electro

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

snowflaker

anna080 wrote: »

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

Thats a bacteria risk!!!

selous

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!!! (and all the non natural stuff in the milk help too)

retro:electro

snowflaker wrote: »

Thats a bacteria risk!!!

It's a murder risk, is what it is is what it is

Ilovethe bonesofyou

anna080 wrote:

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

Jesus!

PeterParker957

anna080 wrote: »

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

If I may wildly misquote Yoda "there is no may there is only do...."

Pac1Man

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Jesus!

end of the road

anna080 wrote: »

I just caught my boyfriend pouring the remnants of the old milk into the new milk.

I think I may have to murder him.

shouldn't be a problem unless the old milk has gone off. if it's still fresh then work away!
it will fill up the new cartin to much though, so he should have drank it instead. but whatever works!!

s4uv3

end of the road wrote: »

shouldn't be a problem unless the old milk has gone off. if it's still fresh then work away!
it will fill up the new cartin to much though, so he should have drank it instead. but whatever works!!

No no no no no.

RobbingBandit

Like mixing brands of bottled water, or pouring coke on pepsi, don't mix the fecking milk; wars were fought for less.

wally79

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Like mixing brands of bottled water

What’s this now?

KatW4

I was dying for a McDonald's so I searched one in Dublin and got it up on Google maps. I was so excited but the bloody thing brought us to a cul de sac!

To make it worse, Google said "bon appetite"

Who would be so cruel and put a fake McDonald's on Google???