Worst sledging you have received or heard on a gaa pitch?

danganabu · 01-12-2017 01:01PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Your a mess :pac:

Am I doing this right?

No, you have to bring the mammy or the sister into it for it to be proper sledging, anything else is just banter.

tomwaterford · 01-12-2017 01:04PM

Powerhouse wrote: »

. No player should be named as having made a comment in the manner that has happened here.

Hold on a second....yous got in a whah over not naming the player who said X to anthony daly and asked twice to be named?

Yous said this to response to pen Turner...

[Q)Unless you name names you could be just making it up. Big claims require big evidence. Don't be shy now.[/Q]

This in response aswell:
[Q]But if it's true and has been referenced in a book already (which presumably was not the subject of a libel case) then why not name the player?

It's simple really - name the player or leave it out. It's just unfair on every other player on the team [/Q]

Your trying to draw people out to name players and condemn same thing a few post later???..

17togo · 01-12-2017 01:08PM

If you can't see the hypocrisy in your post then there's no point talking to you, so as I've said, I'll leave you at it.

Hammer Archer · 01-12-2017 01:12PM

Powerhouse, do not post again on this thread.

jcd5971 · 01-12-2017 01:35PM

I remember a game from my youth it was a club game I think u16 maybe u14.

It was a Derby game, too teams same parish, all players in same secondary school.

A player on our team, one of our best players had lost his mam to cancer pretty recently, after about ten minutes he left pitch in tears and visibly shaken.

Game went on and at half time word got round that his marker had been constantly sledging him about his mam.

We were pissed beyond belief, and second half started it descended into a brawl Almost immediately.

It got broken up game continues for a few minutes until the sledger (we'll call him scum) gets taken out hard by one of his own team who was a cousin of the fella who lost his mam.

Scum is lying there clearly hurt, and opposite team is now fighting themselves, obviously story comes out and another of there team goes over and boots scum while he was on ground.

Chaos ensues game cancelled.

Long term neither the fella who was sledged or the sledger played GAA again and a nice few more lads lost something towards the game as well.

A lot of friendships in the school fell apart over it as well.

That's the worst one I've ever seen.

Mucky_Tackies · 01-12-2017 02:47PM

One pf the better slags I heard on a pitch was a guy who was pretty overweight was throwing his weight about the place. Guy was fair ****ing big and decided he couldnt compete fair so was going very physical with anyone he could. He was wearing the jersey number 11 which, because of his enormity, was very very stretched. After another broohaha one of the lads says "would you ever ****ing ease up brackets?" "What you mean, who you calling brackets?" "You, ya fat c*nt. Youre so ****ing fat the number on your back looks like brackets"!!!

Tell me how · 01-12-2017 03:03PM

Powerhouse wrote: »

Exactly. In my innocence I assumed that by drawing someone out to defame a player it would attract the attentions of a moderator and prevent what some other hero actually naming a name he cannot possibly be able to stand over. It didn't work unfortunately.

Oh yes it did!

Professor Moriarty · 01-12-2017 03:13PM

jcd5971 wrote: »

I remember a game from my youth it was a club game I think u16 maybe u14.

It was a Derby game, too teams same parish, all players in same secondary school.

A player on our team, one of our best players had lost his mam to cancer pretty recently, after about ten minutes he left pitch in tears and visibly shaken.

Game went on and at half time word got round that his marker had been constantly sledging him about his mam.

We were pissed beyond belief, and second half started it descended into a brawl Almost immediately.

It got broken up game continues for a few minutes until the sledger (we'll call him scum) gets taken out hard by one of his own team who was a cousin of the fella who lost his mam.

Scum is lying there clearly hurt, and opposite team is now fighting themselves, obviously story comes out and another of there team goes over and boots scum while he was on ground.

Chaos ensues game cancelled.

Long term neither the fella who was sledged or the sledger played GAA again and a nice few more lads lost something towards the game as well.

A lot of friendships in the school fell apart over it as well.

That's the worst one I've ever seen.

Jaysus. Some of the stuff being mentioned on here is downright evil. Worst I ever did was where the opposition goalie had an unusual name so I kept on shouting it out in a mocking way. Felt stupid after the game so I went up and apologised.

Can't imagine a mindset where you deliberately plan to say deeply offensive and personal stuff.

tomwaterford · 01-12-2017 03:19PM

Powerhouse wrote: »

Exactly. In my innocence I assumed that by drawing someone out to defame a player

Pretty low behaviour tbh

Anywhoos I know a very overweight player was marking a cousin of mine,the cousin slipped and fell over and very tongue in cheek the overweight lad said get up ya fat cúnt :pac:

Nekarsulm · 01-12-2017 04:37PM

Powerhouse wrote: »

Exactly. In my innocence I assumed that by drawing someone out to defame a player it would attract the attentions of a moderator t.

Bullsh1t.

Do you see that little button on the left side of every post?
That's how you draw the attention of a Mod.
Not by wallpapering nine pages of a thread with your own posts.

Redo91 · 01-12-2017 07:10PM

Can Powerhouse not be tread banned? This was a decent thread but he has ruined it.

lab man · 01-12-2017 08:38PM

The second I see on the top of a post ... powerhouse,I scroll away to the next post cause it's not worth reading the pure drivel...

Padkir · 01-12-2017 08:46PM

Hammer Archer wrote: »

Powerhouse, do not post again on this thread.

Took long enough!:p

Tell me how · 01-12-2017 08:47PM

Many moons ago we were playing an U21 game. The crowd on the sideline were very close to the field with no barrier between them and the pitch. (Tulla GAA pitch Co Clare if anyone is interested). Tensions were rising and the crowd were getting more vocal. As a sideline was been taken, there was this engagement between a few people.

Player (taking sideline): Ref! Ref!!! he's too close (indicating an opposition player in front of him)
Ref: What do you want me to do
Player: Tell him to f*ck Off
Woman on sideline (screaming): Book him!, book him!! Book him!!!
Player: And tell him take that b*tch with him
Rest of crowd: Burst out laughing

doc_17 · 01-12-2017 09:29PM

Reserve match about 10/11 years ago. Young lad on our team was having a great game. He had bad acne and one of their players called him pizza face. Myself and my very good friend heard it and gave each other the nod. I won’t say exactly what happened the next time the sledger got the ball but it would fair to say he left him alone after.

Bscan86 · 01-12-2017 11:34PM

Tell me how wrote:

Player (taking sideline): Ref! Ref!!! he's too close (indicating an opposition player in front of him) Ref: What do you want me to do Player: Tell him to f*ck Off Woman on sideline (screaming): Book him!, book him!! Book him!!! Player: And tell him take that b*tch with him Rest of crowd: Burst out laughing

Quality

DDC1990 · 02-12-2017 10:50AM

A current IC player came up to Dublin to college and was playing a challenge match against Erins Isle Senior team. The college fresher team were in the final in a weeks time. A balding player from Isles sold him a dummy and he responed with "Try that again grandad".

Now down the country you might get a warning or even a chuckle, but "Grandad" welcomed Mr. Intercounty to Dublin with a box on the nose. We thought he had broken his nose, but he was able to play in the final the week after.

Kept his mouth shut and had a great game.

Hasn't learned his lesson though considering the amounts of punches he has taken since then.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-12-2017 10:51AM

I was a minor in 2006. Had an indie rock haircut and wore white boots on the field.

A friend of mine had the same hairstyle but not the boots.

The two of us were walking from the changing rooms to the bus when an inbred looking creature approched us and said ' Why don't you two queers get out of here before Jim throws you out like a bag of sausages'

Hesh's Umpire · 02-12-2017 12:17PM

Sticking to thread title, the worst I received was being called a fat c**t in a league game. Which I was! I'm lighter now than I was when I was playing. So, next ball I let yer man go for it and caught him hard and unfair as he landed. He was carted off injured, his two brothers started mouthing at me but when offered the chance to follow up the mouthing didn't take me up on it!
I wouldn't mind only I'm a quiet lad!
I actually know the three lads reasonably well and would chat away to any of them when our paths cross.
The worst I've heard of was that Liam Hayes story.

John_Rambo · 08-12-2017 10:37PM

Edit - this is very innocent, but funny and sort of in keeping with the thread nonetheless - edit over!

I live close to a load of pitches, I was cycling to the beach with my 3 year old and...

Player roared "PASS THE F***ING BALL"

My kid say's "DAD, he said F**king!!!" in a loud whispered awe and amazement voice.

Footballer (with supersonic hearing) heard him and said "I DID NOT, I said PASS THE FOOTING BALL"

Even the ref was roaring laughing.

Young fella's six now and listens intently to matches when we're passing by. We'd never watch on TV, but we'd often stop and watch matches in the park now.

Worst sledging you have received or heard on a gaa pitch?

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