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Have you ever looked up escorts, even for the "craic"?

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  • #32
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

    No? This thread needs more Focus.


  • #33
    carltonleon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭carltonleon


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    Well now I am going to have a look out of curiosity. If my missus catches me I am blaming the lot of ye!

    Hopefully you don't find her picture there ;) !!!


  • #34
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    No.


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    carltonleon wrote: »
    Hopefully you don't find her picture there ;) !!!

    God, can you imagine?!

    Are female escorts for women a thing?

    I mean, I assume so, but never thought about it.


  • #36
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    God, can you imagine?!

    Are female escorts for women a thing?

    I mean, I assume so, but never thought about it.

    Well, ahem, for research purposes I checked and one of the ladies is bi and offers services to women too. I wonder how bi she really is though, probably about as ''bi'' as porn stars are!


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  • #37
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #38
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My first time was with an xr3i.

    A cozzy?


  • #39
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

    No? This thread needs more Focus.

    You sir need to be escorted from the building


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My mates used to prank call some on a regular basis. Asking how much would it cost to have her cut their toenails and the like.


  • #41
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,291 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    You have to laugh at those escorts tho... They're all "in their mid twenties" even the ones in their forties :pac:
    The amount of photoshop in each picture too. You might as well be looking at the mona Lisa.


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  • #42
    Huawei Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭Huawei Gallagher


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

    I knew a Prefect that got a Probe from an Escort in Capri during a Fiesta! :o


  • #43
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My mates used to prank call some on a regular basis. Asking how much would it cost to have her cut their toenails and the like.

    Nice power trip.
    What goes round comes around.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Nice power trip.
    What goes round comes around.

    Aye, would've been better if they'd use the power to **** 'em.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I hate you Boom_Bap.

    :pac:


  • #46
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Aye, would've been better if they'd use the power to **** 'em.

    At least the girls would have the chance to pass on a disease. Level playing field.


  • #47
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I did yesterday after reading that thread.

    What thread are you on about?
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are female escorts for women a thing?

    Would imagine that they are. I've heard and seen documentaries on youtube about male escorts for women in the USA. Women who are work crazy hours hire them for nights out. One ex-escort, who earned big bucks, found Jesus and she runs a charity to try and get women out of it now.


  • #48
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭badabing106


    This girl looks like aoibheann ni subhealiann! No wonder she is asking 200 for 30 mins! What does gf experience mean? NSFW


    NSFW Link ALERT https://www.escorts-irish.com/mira


  • #49
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #50
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I hate you Boom_Bap.

    :pac:

    Love you too bhoney bunny ;)


  • #51
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Burial. wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.
    GavRedKing wrote: »
    After the Ballyragget incident I did.

    Looking at some of the women on it, you'd be better off keeping the money. :o

    You must be looking at a different site to me ......... some of the ladies on there are world class!


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  • #52
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My first time was with an xr3i.
    :eek:


    car_photo_293202.jpg


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Fred Swanson wrote:
    It means she will do everything a GF would do. Kissing and cuddling etc.


    Throwing a fit and ignoring you for the night? :)


  • #54
    Oasis1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Oasis1974


    Why do I get the feeling the thread starter is some slimy Prevert fappin off to all the replies.


  • #55
    Odhinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Oasis1974 wrote: »
    Why do I get the feeling the thread starter is some slimy Prevert fappin off to all the replies.

    ...because that description could be applied to about 50% of all AH threads?


  • #56
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Not in Ireland. I've wandered into a Toronto-based 'spa' in the past, where a sudden and unfortunate case of whiskey dick thwarted my efforts, but I wouldn't do such things in Ireland.


  • #57
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,141 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Some might lust after a Cosworth Escort but it's gotta be a 1973 Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe

    "The last of the V8 interceptors"


  • #58
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,141 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There was an escort called Rolex.

    Same price, different movement.


  • #59
    EPAndlee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,170 ✭✭✭EPAndlee


    I remember the days when it was okay to dump an escort into quarry when you were done with it


  • #60
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 41,273 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Oasis1974 wrote: »
    Why do I get the feeling the thread starter is some slimy Prevert fappin off to all the replies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud9zBKJJQe4

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



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  • #61
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    badabing106 wrote: »
    This girl looks like aoibheann ni subhealiann! No wonder she is asking 200 for 30 mins! What does gf experience mean? NSFW


    NSFW Link ALERT https://www.escorts-irish.com/mira

    I'm respectable, married, a mother, and you made me click on that filth !
    Reported.


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