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Have you ever looked up escorts, even for the "craic"?

  • 08-11-2017 11:22AM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭


    Have you ever looked at escort sites?

    I have never, because never felt the need to.


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  • #2
    Shurimgreat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    I did but went for a Mondeo in the end.


  • #3
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Window shopping.


  • #4
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    Preferred the cortina myself. Doesnt need racing stripes to look cool

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  • #5
    Del2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    If you are looking up sexy it has to be the Capri


  • #6
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


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  • #7
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    There's a nice Mark II around here, but he is not selling it.


  • #8
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    If I did...I'd be hoping I'd afford better than boyz in ballyraggert


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My first time was with an xr3i.


  • #10
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    When they are all done up they can be really lovely.


  • #11
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Always preferred the mkii golf GTi over escorts myself.


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  • #12
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Look up em? Wouldn't you need some kind of speculum and flashlight for that?


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh I get it ... an escort is also a car ...

    :pac:


  • #14
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Had a facelifted escort years ago. Absolute money pit though


  • #15
    Burial.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.


  • #16
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    I did yesterday after reading that thread.

    Hopefully no potential new partner will decide to snoop at my phone history 18 months from now. :o


  • #17
    beefburrito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 695 ✭✭✭beefburrito


    I'm more VW myself....
    My dad's first car was an escort,he drove one night from Knocknagoshel to Campile it ended up in someone's garden.
    His first economic crash,ended up over some hedge,so he had to invest in a hedge fund

    He said he drove the fckn ring out of her....


  • #18
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Burial. wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.

    What like being an escort?


  • #19
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I did yesterday after reading that thread.

    Hopefully no potential new partner will decide to snoop at my phone history 18 months from now. :o

    Settings > Privacy > Delete browsing history

    or

    Incognito mode ;)


  • #20
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »

    Have you ever?

    I have never, because never felt the need to.


    Surely it's the 'craic' that has them in browsing in the first place.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Surely it's the 'craic' that has them in browsing in the first place.

    Surely the 'craic' would cost more.


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  • #22
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    You buy half an hour of their time.

    So you end up watching tv with them for 29 minutes?
    Or play station?


  • #23
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    After the Ballyragget incident I did.

    Looking at some of the women on it, you'd be better off keeping the money. :o


  • #24
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Well now I am going to have a look out of curiosity. If my missus catches me I am blaming the lot of ye!


  • #25
    AnneFrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭AnneFrank


    Make sure they have a nice exhaust, with a new car smell


  • #26
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Well I just had a browse, they all have lovely bottoms :D

    I checked some reviews and one girl is charging 1,200 for half a day. Hmm, time to consider a new career path :pac:


  • #27
    StereoSound
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    My dad bought a sierra once, the escort didn't accommodate his needs.


  • #28
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 41,273 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Nobody ever bought an Escort for the ride quality ;)

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hurray for cars.


  • #30
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,900 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have never, because never felt the need to.

    I-dont-believe-you.gif


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *cough*


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