Have you ever looked up escorts, even for the "craic"?

Have you ever looked at escort sites?

I have never, because never felt the need to.

Shurimgreat

I did but went for a Mondeo in the end.

Are Am Eye

Window shopping.

machiavellianme

Preferred the cortina myself. Doesnt need racing stripes to look cool

Del2005

If you are looking up sexy it has to be the Capri

Agricola

Mint Sauce

There's a nice Mark II around here, but he is not selling it.

tomwaterford

If I did...I'd be hoping I'd afford better than boyz in ballyraggert

The Backwards Man

My first time was with an xr3i.

topper75

When they are all done up they can be really lovely.

Subcomandante Marcos

Always preferred the mkii golf GTi over escorts myself.

mahamageehad

Look up em? Wouldn't you need some kind of speculum and flashlight for that?

Oh I get it ... an escort is also a car ...

:pac:

Agricola

Had a facelifted escort years ago. Absolute money pit though

Burial.

I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.

Foweva Awone

I did yesterday after reading that thread.

Hopefully no potential new partner will decide to snoop at my phone history 18 months from now.

beefburrito

I'm more VW myself....
My dad's first car was an escort,he drove one night from Knocknagoshel to Campile it ended up in someone's garden.
His first economic crash,ended up over some hedge,so he had to invest in a hedge fund

He said he drove the fckn ring out of her....

GBX

Burial. wrote: »

I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.

What like being an escort?

GBX

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I did yesterday after reading that thread.

Hopefully no potential new partner will decide to snoop at my phone history 18 months from now.

Settings > Privacy > Delete browsing history

or

Incognito mode

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Have you ever?

I have never, because never felt the need to.

Surely it's the 'craic' that has them in browsing in the first place.

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Surely it's the 'craic' that has them in browsing in the first place.

Surely the 'craic' would cost more.

Are Am Eye

You buy half an hour of their time.

So you end up watching tv with them for 29 minutes?
Or play station?

GavRedKing

After the Ballyragget incident I did.

Looking at some of the women on it, you'd be better off keeping the money.

LadyMacBeth_

Well now I am going to have a look out of curiosity. If my missus catches me I am blaming the lot of ye!

AnneFrank

Make sure they have a nice exhaust, with a new car smell

LadyMacBeth_

Well I just had a browse, they all have lovely bottoms

I checked some reviews and one girl is charging 1,200 for half a day. Hmm, time to consider a new career path :pac:

StereoSound

My dad bought a sierra once, the escort didn't accommodate his needs.

Hotblack Desiato

Nobody ever bought an Escort for the ride quality

Hurray for cars.

Mickeroo

Deleted User wrote: »

I have never, because never felt the need to.

*cough*

razorblunt

Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

No? This thread needs more Focus.

carltonleon

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well now I am going to have a look out of curiosity. If my missus catches me I am blaming the lot of ye!

Hopefully you don't find her picture there !!!

branie2

No.

carltonleon

carltonleon wrote: »

Hopefully you don't find her picture there !!!

God, can you imagine?!

Are female escorts for women a thing?

I mean, I assume so, but never thought about it.

LadyMacBeth_

Deleted User wrote: »

God, can you imagine?!

Are female escorts for women a thing?

I mean, I assume so, but never thought about it.

Well, ahem, for research purposes I checked and one of the ladies is bi and offers services to women too. I wonder how bi she really is though, probably about as ''bi'' as porn stars are!

Fred Swanson

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harry Bailey esq

The Backwards Man wrote: »

My first time was with an xr3i.

A cozzy?

jamesbere

razorblunt wrote: »

Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

No? This thread needs more Focus.

You sir need to be escorted from the building

My mates used to prank call some on a regular basis. Asking how much would it cost to have her cut their toenails and the like.

B.A._Baracus

You have to laugh at those escorts tho... They're all "in their mid twenties" even the ones in their forties :pac:
The amount of photoshop in each picture too. You might as well be looking at the mona Lisa.

Huawei Gallagher

razorblunt wrote: »

Has anyone made a Ford joke yet?

I knew a Prefect that got a Probe from an Escort in Capri during a Fiesta!

Are Am Eye

Deleted User wrote: »

My mates used to prank call some on a regular basis. Asking how much would it cost to have her cut their toenails and the like.

Nice power trip.
What goes round comes around.

Are Am Eye

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Nice power trip.
What goes round comes around.

Aye, would've been better if they'd use the power to **** 'em.

I hate you Boom_Bap.

:pac:

Are Am Eye

Deleted User wrote: »

Aye, would've been better if they'd use the power to **** 'em.

At least the girls would have the chance to pass on a disease. Level playing field.

Berserker

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I did yesterday after reading that thread.

What thread are you on about?

Deleted User wrote: »

Are female escorts for women a thing?

Would imagine that they are. I've heard and seen documentaries on youtube about male escorts for women in the USA. Women who are work crazy hours hire them for nights out. One ex-escort, who earned big bucks, found Jesus and she runs a charity to try and get women out of it now.

badabing106

This girl looks like aoibheann ni subhealiann! No wonder she is asking 200 for 30 mins! What does gf experience mean? NSFW


NSFW Link ALERT https://www.escorts-irish.com/mira

Fred Swanson

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Boom_Bap

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate you Boom_Bap.

:pac:

Love you too bhoney bunny

MadDog76

Burial. wrote: »

I'm pretty sure most will have a quick browse at the very least once they realise that a site like that exists for Ireland. The quality appeared to be pretty p*ss poor on the Irish one. Wouldn't frown at anyone who actually uses them though...could be doing far far worse things.

GavRedKing wrote: »

After the Ballyragget incident I did.

Looking at some of the women on it, you'd be better off keeping the money.

You must be looking at a different site to me ......... some of the ladies on there are world class!