Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Boom_Bap · 06-11-2017 09:50AM

F*cking cats. We have this yoke stuck to the wall beside the bath where we keep the kids toys they play with in the bath. One of the cats decided that they wanted to sleep on it or jump on it or do something with it at 5am this morning.
Whatever they were doing, the f*cking thing came of the wall and made a racket. I was up and out of bed ready to defend my home against burglars when I seen the cat prance out of the jacks with the trail of carnage behind her.
Then the biyatch wouldn't let me go back asleep (after the heart rate went down) and I've been awake since.

retro:electro · 06-11-2017 01:03PM

I feel really ill today. Funny stomach and watery mouth and eyes. Are these the symptoms of death? [sarcasm]

[/exaggerating for effect]
:pac:

I have to change a gas canister too and it's cold and wet and miserable out. Not to mention I don't know how to do it.

branie2 · 06-11-2017 02:15PM

branie2 wrote: »

That I'm getting the advanced search page instead of my posts when I click on find more posts under my username for the past few hours, or anyone else's for that matter.

Its back to normal now

Bambi985 · 06-11-2017 03:03PM

TA'd by Monday in a general sense. Got out of the wrong side of bed this morning and hate the world. Plus it's bloody freezing in the office and my day is about as productive as a slap in the face with a wet fish. Feck off Monday.

BBDBB · 06-11-2017 03:07PM

Techy people who make arbitrary decisions without consulting the users who would then stop them from making stupid fecking decisions grrrrrrr :mad:

Boom_Bap · 06-11-2017 03:09PM

After a week off work, I've spent the whole day reading emails today. I don't think I'll ever take time off again

OldNotWIse · 06-11-2017 03:11PM

erica74 wrote: »

I had one of my dogs put to sleep this morning and it was fucking horrific. I went into the Spar down the road to get some water because after all the bawling my eyes out, I was very thirsty. As I was coming out of the shop, this guy was going in, took one look at me and said "oh cheer up gorgeous, frowning will turn your looks". Seriously. SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Sorry to hear about your dog and the f*cking twat that you bumped into after. People have so little self-awareness these days. I would deck someone in that situation.

TA - everybody in town, so many people all walking different directions, slowly, refusing to move etc. Christ's sake :mad:

Sephiroth_dude · 06-11-2017 04:46PM

Being called a bus wanker by some douche bag in a supped up car :mad: screw you :mad:!

SusieBlue · 06-11-2017 05:08PM

Anyone else get a sore neck from stress?

I think the way I naturally clench my body when I'm under pressure at work is what's causing it, its the way I'm sitting.
My neck, back and shoulders are killing me and I have a pounding headache. I need the next 22 minutes to fly by!

everlast75 · 06-11-2017 06:26PM

People asking for advice and then literally not listening to you when you are giving the advice :-/

Wanderer2010 · 06-11-2017 06:39PM

People who think they are going to be in the same relationship in 5 or 10yrs time that they are in now. So often I hear people saying "Oh me and....John/Kate etc, are planning to buy a house in 5 years time, probably have a kid 2 years later etc" and I'm sitting there thinking how do you even know you will still be together that long? Its weird how so many people think everything will stay the exact same forever.
Anything can happen- affairs, death, fall in and out of love. I would never say a relationship is for life.

lazybones32 · 06-11-2017 10:36PM

Was getting food this evening and a cattletruck was motoring up the town after being at the mart. Running up the street behind the truck, was the farmers dog who was most likely left behind in the mart yard. Wasn't a local truck. Poor dog. Poor dog.

retro:electro · 06-11-2017 11:20PM

Just realised the pajamas I'm wearing are maternity pajamas? What's depressing is they fit me perfect! Was wondering why there was an elastic band all the way up to my diddies.
More room for cake!!

Martina1991 · 06-11-2017 11:31PM

I was doing some investigating (FB stalking) and accidently added an old crush's brother.

TA that my fingers are quicker than my brain.

Surreptitious · 06-11-2017 11:32PM

My phone won't connect to the spinternet

No browsing in bed and chatting. Bah.

La.de.da · 06-11-2017 11:33PM

TA'd Christmas is everywhere already. :mad:

Vela · 06-11-2017 11:50PM

There is a phantom washing machine somewhere in my apartment building that KEEPS beeping as if a load is finished. It's not the communal one because I've gone to turn it off so many fecking times and found it empty. So unless someone in the building has gone and bought their own washing machine (which is unlikely), it's a mystery. A headwrecking mystery.

mewe · 07-11-2017 12:07AM

Vela wrote:

There is a phantom washing machine somewhere in my apartment building that KEEPS beeping as if a load is finished. It's not the communal one because I've gone to turn it off so many fecking times and found it empty. So unless someone in the building has gone and bought their own washing machine (which is unlikely), it's a mystery. A headwrecking mystery.

It's behind you!!

gitzy16v · 07-11-2017 03:00AM

TA'd....at stuff.
TA'd....being sociable at hours thats not sociable to everyone else.

NEED A NEW JOB!!!!

erica74 · 07-11-2017 07:25AM

I have the coldsore virus on my mouth, in patches around my mouth, in my mouth and in my nose. I am not happy.

iamwhoiam · 07-11-2017 08:17AM

erica74 wrote: »

I have the coldsore virus on my mouth, in patches around my mouth, in my mouth and in my nose. I am not happy.

Lately I have found that the Vaseline lip balm with Aloe Vera eases the sting of a cold sore . It doesn't cure it but eases the pull and sting
Its in a little round green tin and usually at the counter in a chemist

northgirl · 07-11-2017 08:42AM

Nasty departmental meeting today with a glut of spineless, insincere muppets. Listening to "our leader" drone on about nothing. It will last for at least 2 hours and I've plenty of work I could be getting on with during that time. :mad:

iamwhoiam · 07-11-2017 09:21AM

northgirl wrote: »

Nasty departmental meeting today with a glut of spineless, insincere muppets. Listening to "our leader" drone on about nothing. It will last for at least 2 hours and I've plenty of work I could be getting on with during that time. :mad:

Does she/he have a clipboard ? They are always the worst .

northgirl · 07-11-2017 09:33AM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Does she/he have a clipboard ? They are always the worst .

No clipboard, there is an agenda though. The biggest waffle there ever was. We'll be lucky to get halfway through the agenda. Day wiped out effectively.

OldNotWIse · 07-11-2017 10:54AM

lazybones32 wrote: »

Was getting food this evening and a cattletruck was motoring up the town after being at the mart. Running up the street behind the truck, was the farmers dog who was most likely left behind in the mart yard. Wasn't a local truck. Poor dog. Poor dog.

Poor cattle.

Ta being unable to prioritise my to-do list. I just want to sleep.

retro:electro · 07-11-2017 12:38PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

My phone won't connect to the spinternet No browsing in bed and chatting. Bah.

Are you Vodafone?

retro:electro · 07-11-2017 12:40PM

Are you with Vodafone, rather. I doubt you are Vodafone.

Grayson · 07-11-2017 12:43PM

I'm certain that queues show the best and worst in humanity. I'll be queueing for a bus, it arrives and suddenly there's a load of people trying to shove themselves in front of you. Let's say there's a little old lady trying to get off the bus, do you think those fcukers will part to let her off? Some will and the rest will grudgingly do it but you can tell they're pissed.

Same with queueing at a bar. wait 5 minutes at a busy bar to get served and there's some guy who squeezes past you to get the barman's attention. Hats off to the good people over the years who have pointed the barman towards me saying "He was here first".

erica74 · 07-11-2017 01:17PM

erica74 wrote: »

I have the coldsore virus on my mouth, in patches around my mouth, in my mouth and in my nose. I am not happy.

And I can't get in to my GP until Friday!! I feel like a leper

northgirl · 07-11-2017 01:42PM

erica74 wrote: »

And I can't get in to my GP until Friday!! I feel like a leper

That sounds so painful. Just having one on your lip is awful.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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