Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

iamwhoiam

A big white van parked on a cul de sac right across from my house .He stood with his stupid mouth open and watched while i tried to reverse out of my drive and manouver around him / I wanted to run him over .

Bitches Be Trypsin

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hope you are feeling better today.

I'm so much better, thank you! I don't even know how it happened, I'm usually happy out, I think a lecturer is negatively biased towards me and it set me off :pac:

Quazzie

TA'd that every evening i go home, and really really struggle to stay awake between 6 & 9 in the evening, but then come 9 I get a whole new lease of life, and am still wide awake at 12.30. Then I'm even more wrecked the following day.

OldNotWIse

Bambi985 wrote: »

WHAT. Does not commute. What species are you?

How do you get to work?

whoopsadoodles

Should have worn a bra to work. Me nips are freeeeeezin.

Bambi985

the_pen_turner wrote: »

I'm not sure what I am .
I don't know why I love it.

the best tip I have on it is to use loads of separate spreed sheets in the same work book. then have the first page for inputs and common used values that will be used regularly. use each spreadsheet to work these things out and link .

a lot of people run a cropper when they type in common values(like vat rates etc) instead of linking to them. they then forget to change one or mis type it and the whole thing is screwed up

This is actually helpful advice. Can I borrow your brain please? Mine trades in unicorns and rainbows and "how long before I can eat again? and what should I eat next?" instead of spreadsheets and excel formulas.

(No but srsly i have a ton of work to throw your way if you're ever in one of your spreadsheety moods)

OldNotWIse wrote: »

How do you get to work?

Ha. Shows the state of my brain last night. God I bloody hate Excel. I should put that on my CV though - "hard-working, motivated self-starter, does not commute"

TA'd as ever by people not responding to emails. Another day, another 500 clients not arsed responding to me :rolleyes:

New Home

Bambi985 wrote: »

This is actually helpful advice. Can I borrow your brain please? Mine trades in unicorns and rainbows and "how long before I can eat again? and what should I eat next?" instead of spreadsheets and excel formulas.

(No but srsly i have a ton of work to throw your way if you're ever in one of your spreadsheety moods)



Ha. Shows the state of my brain last night. God I bloody hate Excel. I should put that on my CV though - "hard-working, motivated self-starter, does not commute"

TA'd as ever by people not responding to emails. Another day, another 500 clients not arsed responding to me :rolleyes:

...and "good at delegating".

LadyMacBeth_

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Should have worn a bra to work. Me nips are freeeeeezin.

As always, I am here to offer hands-on support

retro:electro

Why do I always feel like a criminal when I walk out of a clothes shop empty handed? I had a few things in my hands while I browsed but decided to put them back. Then as I was exiting I didn't know what to do with my hands and started whistling to look extra casual. I felt like the alarm was gonna go off! I didn't even take anything!! Bahhh

LadyMacBeth_

anna080 wrote: »

Why do I always feel like a criminal when I walk out of a clothes shop empty handed? I had a few things in my hands while I browsed but decided to put them back. Then as I was exiting I didn't know what to do with my hands and started whistling to look extra casual. I felt like the alarm was gonna go off! I didn't even take anything!! Bahhh

That's like when I'm at the airport and I'm going through security and I'm thinking to myself, do I have a load of coke hidden in my vagina? I have no recollection of it but it seems like something I would do.....panic, panic, panic.

retro:electro

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's like when I'm at the airport and I'm going through security and I'm thinking to myself, do I have a load of coke hidden in my vagina? I have no recollection of it but it seems like something I would do.....panic, panic, panic.

"'Maybe someone shoved it up there when I wasn't looking?" Panic, panic!

New Home

Jeez, ladies! Doesn't anyone use carrier bags any more?

retro:electro

New Home wrote: »

Jeez, ladies! Doesn't anyone use carrier bags any more?

Carrier bags are so 2016. Vanjingle all the way.

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

Jeez, ladies! Doesn't anyone use carrier bags any more?

I'm not putting the shopping away anymore.

New Home

anna080 wrote: »

Carrier bags are so 2016. Vanjingle all the way.

That's so unhygienic! You don't know where they've been!

Aglomerado

anna080 wrote: »

Why do I always feel like a criminal when I walk out of a clothes shop empty handed? I had a few things in my hands while I browsed but decided to put them back. Then as I was exiting I didn't know what to do with my hands and started whistling to look extra casual. I felt like the alarm was gonna go off! I didn't even take anything!! Bahhh

I do too, especially in H&M on Mary St in Dublin where there's nearly always a beefy security guard at the door. :(:(

eisenberg1

Adverts on the radio that have a doorbell ringing (when I'm home) or car horns beeping (when I'm driving).

It freaks the bejaysus out of me.

northgirl

The bus driver let way too many people on the bus and it was honking!

whoopsadoodles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Adverts on the radio that have a doorbell ringing (when I'm home) or car horns beeping (when I'm driving).

It freaks the bejaysus out of me.

Me too :pac:

Or nee naws!!!

Boom_Bap

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Me too :pac:

Or nee naws!!!

they are called bee baws on the Northside

northgirl

Sneezing whilst driving.

aj89

trying to get in contact with estate agents!!

branie2

The old Harvey Norman ads. The go Harvey, Go bit at the end was a bit too loud.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

I had a mental breakdown yesterday over college. I contemplated suicide. It's was beyond a TA but I'm feeling oddly better this morning, already

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Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

I had a mental breakdown yesterday over college. I contemplated suicide. It's was beyond a TA but I'm feeling oddly better this morning, already

I's strongly suggest speaking to your college's health services department over this - if college work/life is pushing you in the direction of a breakdown, they have access to people and resources who can help.

razorblunt

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Should have worn a bra to work. Me nips are freeeeeezin.

:eek:

There's a girl over there >>>>>>> in the exact same scenario!! It's beyond awkward though, it's like two mandarins down her top!

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

they are called bee baws on the Northside

I thought they were from Tipperary......Neenaws:D

whoopsadoodles

razorblunt wrote: »

:eek:

There's a girl over there >>>>>>> in the exact same scenario!! It's beyond awkward though, it's like two mandarins down her top!

:pac:

That's not me!

Mine are more Jaffa Oranges

LadyMacBeth_

Second letting fell through because the landlady found out that we have a cat, my missus is starting her new job on the 20th of November in Reading and so far we have nowhere to live. Ugh, we have a cat, a well behaved cat who has never destroyed anything, not a tiger!!

Lucyfur

fussyonion wrote: »

YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH GALAXY CARAMEL!

You let the chocolate melt on your tongue, then the caramel oozes out and coats your whole mouth!
EVERYONE knows that!!

YOU DON'T DO THAT EITHER!!

You nibble the bottom bit off and then lick out the caramel.

Was having tea in a friends mams house and another friend took a kitkat and just took a big bite straight out of it like an actual monster.