The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

eviltwin · 23-10-2017 11:15AM

griffin100 wrote: »

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/coincidence-family-welcomes-second-set-of-twins-born-on-identical-date-1.3263542?mode=amp

Jackpot!!

It's saying something when Travis is the most normal name of the bunch

ibarelycare · 23-10-2017 11:20AM

heldel00 wrote: »

Insertnamehere-Mae.
Lucy-Mae, Josie-Mae, Ruby-Mae, Ella-Mae ....

Same with -Rose.

Ruby-Rose, Lily-Rose, Darcie-Rose.

Giving kids double-barrel first names is this horrible current craze, usually by people who are as common as muck, or devoid of any original thought.

bobbysands81 · 23-10-2017 11:26AM

Romantic Rose wrote: »

I don't usually get too offended by names but I was reading an article and a child was called Woolf with the double O. Poor child. He's a child, not an animal.

That’s why he’s Woolf and not Wolf.

bobbysands81 · 23-10-2017 11:28AM

Claude Wilton wrote: »

Pierre.

On a fella from West Dublin without a drop of French blood in him.

Reminds me of Orlando... from Tallaght.

bobbysands81 · 23-10-2017 11:29AM

Ashbourne hoop wrote: »

WAs in Smyths in Drogheda. Dad tells his sister to call her brother as they were going. Sister shouts down the aisle, "Axel come on we're going".....poor child

Ha ha! I think that’s my buddy’s kids!!!

Cantona's Collars · 23-10-2017 11:51AM

bobbysands81 wrote: »

Ha ha! I think that’s my buddy’s kids!!!

Is his surname Foley?

Ashbourne hoop · 23-10-2017 12:34PM

bobbysands81 wrote: »

Ha ha! I think that’s my buddy’s kids!!!

Rocker kind of look about him ?

Benildus · 23-10-2017 12:39PM

Khaleesi

I sh1t you not. A poor little girl born to two morons, her younger sister has a normal enough name

thesandeman · 23-10-2017 12:39PM

Ashbourne hoop wrote: »

Rocker kind of look about him ?

That explains the Axle. Fan of Guns 'n' Roses.

fussyonion · 23-10-2017 04:02PM

Fella I know just became a Dad to twin boys. They're called Labrocke and Shayle-Ray.

Joe Dixon · 23-10-2017 04:18PM

Benildus wrote: »

Khaleesi

I sh1t you not. A poor little girl born to two morons, her younger sister has a normal enough name

Oddly enough i heard my first Khaleesi two weeks ago in Mullingar.

She was no more than two years of age and the quote was; 'Khaleesi! KHALEESI! Get off the f*cking pitch Khaleesi.. All the while the Junior football match went on around her until the referee had to call a halt. Eventually Mammy came on and dragged the poor thing off the pitch.

super_furry · 23-10-2017 04:22PM

gutenberg wrote: »

A girl named Eira. Pronounced air-ah. Poor child is basically called Ireland.

Alec Baldwin's kid has that beat.

Benildus · 23-10-2017 04:54PM

Joe Dixon wrote: »

Oddly enough i heard my first Khaleesi two weeks ago in Mullingar.

She was no more than two years of age and the quote was; 'Khaleesi! KHALEESI! Get off the f*cking pitch Khaleesi.. All the while the Junior football match went on around her until the referee had to call a halt. Eventually Mammy came on and dragged the poor thing off the pitch.

There's at least 2 Khaleesi's around then as my acquaintance's offspring would not be on a football pitch

George White · 23-10-2017 06:53PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Surnames as firstnames, and firstnames as surnames. There's a lad on the Wexford hurling team, and his name is Redmond Barry. What were the parents thinking?
I also know a lad and his name is Dermot McDermot. I call him Seamus McSeamus.

Redmond Barry? Must be named after Ryan O'Neal in Barry Lyndon before he adopts the titular name.

Barnavave · 23-10-2017 10:10PM

Benildus wrote: »

Khaleesi

I sh1t you not. A poor little girl born to two morons, her younger sister has a normal enough name

TV has a lot to answer for and in particular GoT, I know of not one, but two Arya's locally.

maryishere · 23-10-2017 10:14PM

Madd Finn wrote: »

Is there really a worse girl's name than Gubnet?

Shove-on ( Siobhan your ...).

Hotblack Desiato · 25-10-2017 12:17AM

heldel00 wrote: »

Insertnamehere-Mae.
Lucy-Mae, Josie-Mae, Ruby-Mae, Ella-Mae ....

Maggie May?

George White · 25-10-2017 08:38AM

Barnavave wrote: »

TV has a lot to answer for and in particular GoT, I know of not one, but two Arya's locally.

There were quite a few Demelzas born in the 70s cos of Poldark.
Still quite a few around due to the re-adaptation.

jbt123 · 25-10-2017 08:58AM

heldel00 wrote: »

Insertnamehere-Mae.
Lucy-Mae, Josie-Mae, Ruby-Mae, Ella-Mae ....

Cum what Mae......

Barnavave · 25-10-2017 09:04AM

Watching Louis Theroux last night he was interviewing a guy named Seville, his brother Sedan had been recently murdered. Their father liked Cadilliacs by the sound of it.

ibarelycare · 25-10-2017 10:22AM

Barnavave wrote: »

Watching Louis Theroux last night he was interviewing a guy named Seville, his brother Sedan had been recently murdered. Their father liked Cadilliacs by the sound of it.

Haha I was watching that with my bf on Sunday and was like "they're named after cars ffs!" Then the guy being interviewed confirmed that was the case

The brother who was murdered was Sylville (pronounced Seville) and the brother being interviewed was Sedan.

PandaPoo · 25-10-2017 12:52PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Haha I was watching that with my bf on Sunday and was like "they're named after cars ffs!" Then the guy being interviewed confirmed that was the case The brother who was murdered was Sylville (pronounced Seville) and the brother being interviewed was Sedan.

One of the women in it was called LeWanda

PandaPoo · 25-10-2017 12:53PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Haha I was watching that with my bf on Sunday and was like "they're named after cars ffs!" Then the guy being interviewed confirmed that was the case The brother who was murdered was Sylville (pronounced Seville) and the brother being interviewed was Sedan.

Also....this.