Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Winterlong · 15-09-2017 10:59AM

Mustard that is not strong enough is a big TA. I need the head blown off me.

Paddy Cow · 15-09-2017 11:30AM

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

There's something mature students can get if they are over 23

It's the Back to Education allowance and you can only get it if you've been on social welfare for the previous 9 months. If you've been working, they won't give you anything. Probably not fair but they don't want half the work force packing in their job and heading for university.

retro:electro · 15-09-2017 11:48AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It looks like you kind of gave up when writing 'Wash Basin'

To me that reads "Dr Lexie precubes a... was ba"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-09-2017 11:50AM

TA: you're all getting typed Xmas cards this year

retro:electro · 15-09-2017 11:52AM

TA I'm craving a was ba now

Doctor Nick · 15-09-2017 12:07PM

Am in a restaurant, I don't know which is TA'ing me more. The fella to the left side slurping and smacking his lips and making orgasm sounds or the group of loud drunks on the right hand side.

Samsgirl · 15-09-2017 12:28PM

Just tired today. So very tired. Work is quiet so it's even more tiring to try look busy.

Doctor Nick · 15-09-2017 01:05PM

Another TA today, fella begging outside the church in the pissing rain with a baby in a buggy that has no rain gear on it. Poor child.

LadyMacBeth_ · 15-09-2017 01:06PM

Doctor Nick wrote: »

Am in a restaurant, I don't know which is TA'ing me more. The fella to the left side slurping and smacking his lips and making orgasm sounds or the group of loud drunks on the right hand side.

I had an ex tell me that if I'm eating something I really like or I'm really hungry that I make the same hmmm sounds that I make when I'm having an orgasm :pac:

Colser · 15-09-2017 01:49PM

I just got a form by email that I need to complete and return,I've downloaded it on my phone but I'm having no luck emailing it back as an attachment.It has to go back today...phone is about to go through the window here.

Widdershins · 15-09-2017 01:56PM

Waiting for a courier.

Decided it's a good day for curly hair,looked nice, then went at it a bit more and now it's a bit mad.It had better calm down by tonight.

Widdershins · 15-09-2017 02:43PM

My mouse will go anywhere but were I want it to and my eyes hurt.

OldNotWIse · 15-09-2017 03:07PM

Widdershins wrote: »

Waiting for a courier.

Decided it's a good day for curly hair,looked nice, then went at it a bit more and now it's a bit mad.It had better calm down by tonight.

I always over curl my hair before going out because it generally loses about 30% curl by the time I arrive.

TA my curls wont stay in at all today because of damp conditions.

LadyMacBeth_ · 15-09-2017 03:12PM

TA'd trying to buy a present for my Dad for his birthday. The man who does nothing and has no hobbies, urgh.

Colser · 15-09-2017 03:38PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

TA'd trying to buy a present for my Dad for his birthday. The man who does nothing and has no hobbies, urgh.

Would he go for for a meal with you and a few drinks..I'm inclined to do that with my parents as a present or I book a night away for them on one of those deal pages.

Went to Penneys earlier looking for last few bits for hols,rubbish over there but I did pick up a lovely pair of flip flops,just cut the tags off here at home and there's a really loud farting sound from them,I've tried squelching my feet up in them but no joy...nothing is going right for me today because as usual I've left everything til the last second..I'm so fcuking stressed.

Colser · 15-09-2017 03:41PM

Just got a 404 error message posting the above..it ended with "give me back my hardcore"...WTF.

Bredabe · 15-09-2017 04:42PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

TA'd that it's shark week and I have a date night with the missus tomorrow night.

Amazon sell a wet tampon, its tiny and sits in the right places to allow for "fun" activities!;)
TA'ed all the good stuff is on amazon and cant be gotten in local shops/chemists.

selous · 15-09-2017 04:57PM

Colser wrote: »

Just got a 404 error message posting the above..it ended with "give me back my hardcore"...WTF.

Your HARDCORE????:eek: dvd's????

New Home · 15-09-2017 05:16PM

Waiting lists! :mad: And stupid, obtuse people on the phone who act dumb so they don't have to deal with your query and tell you to ring back on Monday* so that someone else will pick up the call. :mad: :mad: :mad: Someone should invent a button called "Press this to repeatedly smack this ignoramus across the face cartoon-style"**!

(*I didn't call near closing time, just to be clear. **I do not actually endorse or encourage violence, just to be clear, but cartoon smacks are in a completely different category)

CrowdedHouse · 15-09-2017 05:31PM

My anti virus yokey keeps popping up blocking "preview.ibb.co" on several boards pages including some pages of this thread.

bottlebrush · 15-09-2017 05:40PM

Ring a friend for a chat. She spends ten minutes talking herself. Then asks me if I have any news and as soon as I start to answer she announces she has to meet someone else in a few minutes and has to go. Not the first time this has happened with her so am beginning to wonder about myself. . .

retro:electro · 15-09-2017 05:56PM

I bought some fizzy strawberries in the shop and they aren't even one tenth as fizzy as I wanted them to be. Not cool.

MuffinTop86 · 15-09-2017 06:01PM

Parents ringing me about their little darlings, he's not sure he wants to do that, she doesn't know where the classroom is.
I work in a university.

Savage Tyrant · 15-09-2017 06:08PM

eBay seller requesting to cancel a transaction 2 full days after I purchased the item due to being out of stock. It's a real pain in the hole as I was expecting the item on Monday or Tuesday at the latest... now I have to look again and buy from a different seller and it'll more than likely only dispatch on Monday afternoon and I'll be lucky to get it by Friday.
Why list something if you don't have the stock? (7 sold, 3 available when I bought it)
And why wait so long to rectify the error?

northgirl · 15-09-2017 06:32PM

Avoiding all 'IT' related news and commentary including the boards thread. I'm going to see it on Monday. Excited but also afraid :pac:

s4uv3 · 15-09-2017 07:20PM

My dog is an asshole.

He got a bit of a stick wedged in his mouth and I couldnt get it out. Off to the vet. He was such a dramatic dickhead he almost broke my hand, destroyed my leg in scratches, had to be sedated, costing me 50 quid, and now HE'S not talking to ME.
Last time I'll help you buddy.

Asshole.

vampyre · 15-09-2017 08:31PM

s4uv3 wrote: »

My dog is an asshole.

He got a bit of a stick wedged in his mouth and I couldnt get it out. Off to the vet. He was such a dramatic dickhead he almost broke my hand, destroyed my leg in scratches, had to be sedated, costing me 50 quid, and now HE'S not talking to ME.
Last time I'll help you buddy.

Asshole.

This might be why even as a small child I was always told sticks are not a suitable toy for dogs.

whoopsadoodles · 15-09-2017 08:33PM

vampyre wrote: »

This might be why even as a small child I was always told sticks are not a suitable toy for dogs.

Must stop bringing my doggy to the woods so

vampyre · 15-09-2017 08:44PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Must stop bringing my doggy to the woods so

Dogs never read that memo so you're quite safe

Widdershins · 15-09-2017 08:45PM

My evening away's been sabotaged

TA jealous people.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Comments