Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Bambi985

TA'd by the level of hair shedding I have to deal with on a daily basis. I have a ridiculously thick mane of hair so I'm sure it's perfectly normal but FCUK ME IT'S EVERYWHERE. In the shower, on my bed sheets, on the couch, floor, socks, kitchen table, coats, bloody everywhere. Constantly sweeping and mopping and scrubbing but I can't keep up with it now, it's just taking the piss.

I'd be fcuked if I was ever to murder someone, forensic evidence all over the gaff!

OldNotWIse

Bambi985 wrote: »

TA'd by the level of hair shedding I have to deal with on a daily basis. I have a ridiculously thick mane of hair so I'm sure it's perfectly normal but FCUK ME IT'S EVERYWHERE. In the shower, on my bed sheets, on the couch, floor, socks, kitchen table, coats, bloody everywhere. Constantly sweeping and mopping and scrubbing but I can't keep up with it now, it's just taking the piss.

I'd be fcuked if I was ever to murder someone, forensic evidence all over the gaff!

TA that I am jealous of your thick hair :P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People who "fall in love" after 4 weeks of knowing each other existed and spend the rest of the time tagging each other in disgustingly soppy memes on Facebook. Puke.

Boom_Bap

Cracked open a bag of Cool Wave Doritos and was ready for oral pleasure (huhu).

Upon the first crunch I discovered they are stale, they are not out of date, but stale and no crunch.
I had to try another to see if it was the same. It was.

F*ck it, I'm still eating them.

LadyMacBeth_

Had an argument with the missus and I am all out of sorts after it

Bitches Be Trypsin

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Had an argument with the missus and I am all out of sorts after it

Sending a virtual hug!

Iseedeadpixels

Asked for a portion of goujons in the deli.....she gave me 10!....I had to eat them all

Winterlong

Too many birthdays this month and getting mixed up and sending to the wrong people on the wrong days.

OldNotWIse

Winterlong wrote: »

Too many birthdays this month and getting mixed up and sending to the wrong people on the wrong days.

That explains why I am still waiting for your card. I'm so relived, as it was a real TA waiting for it to arrive :P

TA I am dying for a wee but going on lunch at 2, so I refuse to walk all the way to the bathroom then back to my desk then all the way outside again at 2. :mad:

Edit: change of plan. TA old = the requirement to think before you sneeze :eek:

retro:electro

Walking like John Wayne after a wax. TA that the hairs on my head don't grow as fast as my pubes

Bredabe

Not even a TA, had a workman in to do a job, plaster type powder ALL OVER the house and garden, "casual" cleaning methods(not mine) means its going to stain and there will be whining about the stains on the flooring/furniture/mats in the future.

Being stuck with a 60 year old with the attention span of a 2 year old all day! also his fixation on a new delivery service for a food he doesn't like!

notsoyoungwan

Lorry A driving in the left lane of the motorway at 98kph
Lorry B attempting to overtake Lorry A by driving in the right lane at 100kph

Are you fcuking kidding me, lorry B??!!

northgirl

Fluff

tomwaterford

notsoyoungwan wrote: »

Lorry A driving in the left lane of the motorway at 98kph
Lorry B attempting to overtake Lorry A by driving in the right lane at 100kph

Are you fcuking kidding me, lorry B??!!

Espially when there limited to 90kph?

northgirl

I can't find a winter jacket I like and I am feeling the cold. Need to find one ASAP.

KERSPLAT!

I think I'm dying.

EmptyTree

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I think I'm dying.

I don't want to add to your woes, but im not sure that's trivial...... I think you're in the wrong thread:p

As for me, "mobile" websites, particularly daft and argos, you lose half the functionality of the site. What's the point?? :rolleyes:

retro:electro

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I think I'm dying.

This is the most trivial thing I have ever read!

Paddy Cow

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I think I'm dying.

Look in the mirror. Your dashing good looks will revive you :pac:

Surreptitious

I usually wear flip flops and sandals till October but this year it's colder than normal

mewe

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I think I'm dying.

Don't die!

Paddy Cow

Surreptitious wrote: »

I usually wear flip flops and sandals till October but this year it's colder than normal

I have storage heaters so I'm at that awkward in between phase. It's cold enough to warrant a bit of heat in the mornings and evenings but storage heaters don't work like that. Once you turn them on, that's it. I know if I put them on it would be too hot and I'd end up with all the windows open and paying a fortune for the pleasure. So it's extra jumpers for me until the end of October. Luckily I have three little doggies who sleep in the bed with me and act like hot water bottles to keep me warm at night

New Home

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I think I'm dying.

mewe wrote: »

Don't die!

We. all. ARE!! :eek::eek::eek:

maudgonner

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Look in the mirror. Your dashing good looks will revive you :pac:

Or his horrific appearance will be such a shock that he will be jolted out of ill-health. Either way...



My TA for the day*: Don't you hate it when you're in the supermarket queue behind someone who's committing a mortal shopping sin (not unloading their shopping properly, wasting time staring into space when they could be finding their wallet properly, standing waaayy too close to the person in front, etc.), so you're having a lovely disapproval session about them, firing dirty looks at their back, maybe even letting out a quiet 'tut' or two...

..and then they turn around and you realise it's someone you know and you have to wipe the filthy scowl from your face instantaneously and be all polite and smalltalky and delighted to see them.


(*You know the way RTE 1 used to have 'A Prayer at Bedtime' on at night, just before shutdown? I think it should be replaced with 'A TA for the Day'.)

mewe

New Home wrote: »

We. all. ARE!! :eek::eek::eek:

Paddy Cow

maudgonner wrote: »

Don't you hate it when you're in the supermarket queue behind someone who's committing a mortal shopping sin....

The biggest mortal sin for me is when you're in Lidl and the person in front of you has done a food shop for the apocalypse and you only have one item and they don't let you go ahead

I know that sometimes they will have let people go ahead and somewhere they have to draw the line which is understandable but when that's not the case, come on, I've one item. I let people go ahead.

The second biggest sin is when they are trying to pack the apocalypse shop into bags while the girl is scanning the items and they take an age. Surely everyone knows the etiquette by now? You put your shopping back in the trolley and move to the packing bay. That's why these places are so cheap. You're supposed to be in and out really quickly. If you want to dawdle, go to Dunnes and pay more for the privilege.

maudgonner

I actually had the opposite happen to me in Lidl the other day. I had a basket full of shopping, the couple in front had a trolley full. The woman realised she had forgotten something, toddled off to get it and wasn't back in time when the cashier got to their shopping. The fella told me to go ahead. Eh how? Pass my shopping to the cashier one item at a time, to leapfrog over your stuff?

New Home

mewe wrote: »

My TA: What the hell are they feeding that baby?!? :mad:

La.de.da

That alliance add where the blind woman shares she's done 7 marathons in 7 days.!!......
bitch has made me feel uber guilty sitting here with my ice cream.

Widdershins

Female pissing competitions.