Them sweaty greasy boggers !

Jobs OXO · 11-08-2017 02:01PM #1

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

fizzypish · 11-08-2017 02:05PM

So did you score with a bogger?

Syphonax · 11-08-2017 02:05PM

WTF is a bogger? Someone throwing bog roll?? Enjoy the hot weather, even if you dont like it, them scantly clad Irish woman dont get out much here so its a pleasure when it is hot hot hot to see them about

The_Valeyard · 11-08-2017 02:05PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

What are you on about?

Mr. CooL ICE · 11-08-2017 02:05PM

Shurrup you. Shouldn't you be taking heroin behind a dumpster or something?

The_Valeyard · 11-08-2017 02:06PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

What does this mean?

Grayson · 11-08-2017 02:06PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

The_Valeyard · 11-08-2017 02:07PM

Grayson wrote: »

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

No, I've no idea either. I think he tried to score a muck Savage but she rejected him.

demanufactured · 11-08-2017 02:08PM

Sure didn't big joe bate you... Adin in it.

Syphonax · 11-08-2017 02:09PM

Grayson wrote: »

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

Limerick gansta lingo?

11-08-2017 02:11PM

damn I just lost the game

JohnCleary · 11-08-2017 02:12PM

It's sunny OP, shouldn't you be shooting up some heroin on the street instead of under an alley?

:pac:

Rumpy Pumpy · 11-08-2017 02:13PM

You off your head on disco biscuits, OP?

Ralf and Florian · 11-08-2017 02:15PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

Something tells me this was meant as a text to one of his buddies in Mountjoy but somehow he managed to end up posting it on AH by mistake.

Jobs OXO · 11-08-2017 02:21PM

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

fizzypish · 11-08-2017 02:23PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

DID YOU SCORE WITH THE ****ING BOGGER OR NOT?

darkdubh · 11-08-2017 02:32PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?

seachto7 · 11-08-2017 02:36PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Jobs OXO · 11-08-2017 02:52PM

seachto7 wrote: »

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Turfin' doesn't put food on any table

Grayson · 11-08-2017 03:01PM

darkdubh wrote: »

Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

s4uv3 · 11-08-2017 03:06PM

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Ardee?

Us country folk clearly read gooder than the OP

somefeen · 11-08-2017 03:06PM

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Adare?

Them dubs dont have time to be typing properly between doses of heroin and dodging the LUAS

Are Am Eye · 11-08-2017 03:13PM

Andre is a french exporter of tractor grease.
If you want your tractor proper greasy you go for
Andre's grease every time.
Then you stick a straw in your body and slurp.

11-08-2017 03:13PM

seachto7 wrote: »

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Sssshhhh. They just think food magically appears on the shelves. Don't spoil it for 'em......

JupiterKid · 11-08-2017 03:16PM

Warm weather? Where is this warm weather that you speak of? It's Ireland, we don't do warm weather!!

MonkeyTennis · 11-08-2017 03:19PM

This is going well.

fancy pigeon · 11-08-2017 03:24PM

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

Bank of America Corporation?

jprboy · 11-08-2017 03:29PM

fancy pigeon wrote: »

Bank of America Corporation?

No, Baltimore Aircoil Company

https://www.baltimoreaircoil.eu/products

RoYoBo · 11-08-2017 03:40PM

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?

topper75 · 11-08-2017 03:54PM

RoYoBo wrote: »

Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?

He is bringing the horse to France. He must put a little butter on the spuds first. Then he'll be on his way. He tickles the Irish colleens' fancy because he doesn't stink of turf smoke and doesn't shoot up behind dumpsters.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 11-08-2017 04:29PM

I'm still none the wiser as to what all that gibberish is about.

Them sweaty greasy boggers !

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