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Them sweaty greasy boggers !

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  • 11-08-2017 2:01pm
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    Jobs OXO
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    What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

    God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!


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    fizzypish
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    So did you score with a bogger?


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    Syphonax
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Syphonax


    WTF is a bogger? Someone throwing bog roll?? Enjoy the hot weather, even if you dont like it, them scantly clad Irish woman dont get out much here so its a pleasure when it is hot hot hot to see them about


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    The_Valeyard
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

    God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

    What are you on about?


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    Mr. CooL ICE
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    Shurrup you. Shouldn't you be taking heroin behind a dumpster or something?


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    The_Valeyard
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »

    God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

    What does this mean?


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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,183 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

    God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

    I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?


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    The_Valeyard
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

    No, I've no idea either. I think he tried to score a muck Savage but she rejected him.


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    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Sure didn't big joe bate you... Adin in it.


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    Syphonax
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

    Limerick gansta lingo?


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    riffmongous
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    damn I just lost the game


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    JohnCleary
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    It's sunny OP, shouldn't you be shooting up some heroin on the street instead of under an alley?






    :pac:


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    Rumpy Pumpy
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    You off your head on disco biscuits, OP?


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    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

    God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

    Something tells me this was meant as a text to one of his buddies in Mountjoy but somehow he managed to end up posting it on AH by mistake.


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    Jobs OXO
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    Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?


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    fizzypish
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

    DID YOU SCORE WITH THE ****ING BOGGER OR NOT?


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    darkdubh
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

    Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?


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    seachto7
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

    Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:


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    Jobs OXO
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    seachto7 wrote: »
    Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

    Turfin' doesn't put food on any table


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    Grayson
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    darkdubh wrote: »
    Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?

    I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?


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    s4uv3
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

    Ardee?

    Us country folk clearly read gooder than the OP ;)


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    somefeen
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

    Adare?

    Them dubs dont have time to be typing properly between doses of heroin and dodging the LUAS


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    Are Am Eye
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    Andre is a french exporter of tractor grease.
    If you want your tractor proper greasy you go for
    Andre's grease every time.
    Then you stick a straw in your body and slurp.


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    seachto7 wrote: »
    Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

    Sssshhhh. They just think food magically appears on the shelves. Don't spoil it for 'em......


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    JupiterKid
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    Warm weather? Where is this warm weather that you speak of? It's Ireland, we don't do warm weather!!


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    MonkeyTennis
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    This is going well.


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    fancy pigeon
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    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

    Bank of America Corporation?


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    jprboy
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    fancy pigeon wrote: »
    Bank of America Corporation?

    No, Baltimore Aircoil Company

    https://www.baltimoreaircoil.eu/products


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    RoYoBo
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

    Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?


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    topper75
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    RoYoBo wrote: »
    Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?

    He is bringing the horse to France. He must put a little butter on the spuds first. Then he'll be on his way. He tickles the Irish colleens' fancy because he doesn't stink of turf smoke and doesn't shoot up behind dumpsters.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    I'm still none the wiser as to what all that gibberish is about.


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