Them sweaty greasy boggers !

Jobs OXO

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

fizzypish

So did you score with a bogger?

Syphonax

WTF is a bogger? Someone throwing bog roll?? Enjoy the hot weather, even if you dont like it, them scantly clad Irish woman dont get out much here so its a pleasure when it is hot hot hot to see them about

The_Valeyard

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

What are you on about?

Mr. CooL ICE

Shurrup you. Shouldn't you be taking heroin behind a dumpster or something?

The_Valeyard

Jobs OXO wrote: »

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

What does this mean?

Grayson

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

The_Valeyard

Grayson wrote: »

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

No, I've no idea either. I think he tried to score a muck Savage but she rejected him.

demanufactured

Sure didn't big joe bate you... Adin in it.

Syphonax

Grayson wrote: »

I've reread that sentence about 15 times and it still makes no sense. It's not just me, is it?

Limerick gansta lingo?

riffmongous

damn I just lost the game

JohnCleary

It's sunny OP, shouldn't you be shooting up some heroin on the street instead of under an alley?






:pac:

Rumpy Pumpy

You off your head on disco biscuits, OP?

Ralf and Florian

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

God it's just awful ! They can't be avoided. The only problem I had is the fact I had to get it to be a bit of craic and then she was able to get the game!

Something tells me this was meant as a text to one of his buddies in Mountjoy but somehow he managed to end up posting it on AH by mistake.

Jobs OXO

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

fizzypish

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

DID YOU SCORE WITH THE ****ING BOGGER OR NOT?

darkdubh

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?

seachto7

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What's with a bit of warm weather and it's boggers galore - EVERYWHERE !!! Even the most urban area is like bogger central. Shouldn't they be footing turf or shearing sheep or some other bog trotting activity that suits their ways???

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Jobs OXO

seachto7 wrote: »

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Turfin' doesn't put food on any table

Grayson

darkdubh wrote: »

Nenagh I've heard of but you lost me on the other two. Are they French boggers?

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

s4uv3

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Ardee?

Us country folk clearly read gooder than the OP

somefeen

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Adare?

Them dubs dont have time to be typing properly between doses of heroin and dodging the LUAS

Are Am Eye

Andre is a french exporter of tractor grease.
If you want your tractor proper greasy you go for
Andre's grease every time.
Then you stick a straw in your body and slurp.

seachto7

seachto7 wrote: »

Yeah, they should be working, doing stuff like this, to keep your food on the shelves.... :rolleyes:

Sssshhhh. They just think food magically appears on the shelves. Don't spoil it for 'em......

JupiterKid

Warm weather? Where is this warm weather that you speak of? It's Ireland, we don't do warm weather!!

MonkeyTennis

This is going well.

fancy pigeon

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

Bank of America Corporation?

jprboy

fancy pigeon wrote: »

Bank of America Corporation?

No, Baltimore Aircoil Company

https://www.baltimoreaircoil.eu/products

RoYoBo

Grayson wrote: »

I'm assuming Mullingat = Mullingar. But where the fcuk is Andre?

Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?

topper75

RoYoBo wrote: »

Where's Andre? Maybe you'll find him when you locate Wally?

He is bringing the horse to France. He must put a little butter on the spuds first. Then he'll be on his way. He tickles the Irish colleens' fancy because he doesn't stink of turf smoke and doesn't shoot up behind dumpsters.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I'm still none the wiser as to what all that gibberish is about.

Fr_Dougal

2/10, like all your posts, OP.

whisky_galore

Verbal diarrhoea, and about as funny as a dose of actual diarrhoea.

RoYoBo

http://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/42209908_l_a1.jpg

The OP isn't making sense. Clearly off their face on the heroin they took on the back of the number 39 bus. Ah, Dubliners. Gotta love 'em.

yabadabado

A mod should probably close this thread ,save the OP further embarrassment.
1/10.The 1 is for effort because it's clear it would have been a huge struggle for him to write out those posts.

Corvo

State of you, OP. You've had a 'mare.

DEFTLEFTHAND

They're more Irish than you crown worshipping Jackeens.

Ah I'm only messing with you Dubs, I like the Queen too.

hytrogen

Jobs OXO wrote:

Turfin' doesn't put food on any table

No but it goes well with a few surfin' fried in garlic butter on top with mash and a few veggies, not forgetting the redwine jus. rare/mediumrare and ribeye is this gentleman's choice of cuts!

hytrogen

somefeen wrote:

Them dubs dont have time to be typing properly between doses of heroin and dodging the LUAS

Oh look a sheered sheep!

ToddyDoody

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Using tractor grease in their hair, unkempt clothing and straw in their bodies. Uurggh. Would they ever just go back to Nenagh or Mulligat or Andre instead of clogging up BAC ?

Statistically speaking, 'The boggers' are better educated than the Dubs.

Your average bogger is likely to have a degree.

Jobs OXO

The boggers will be defeated

relax carry on

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The boggers will be defeated

By?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The boggers will be defeated

Oh go back to sleep and come back when you can make some sense.

Jobs OXO

Maximilian White Nerd wrote: »

Oh go back to sleep and come back when you can make some sense.

Oh yes the righteous anger and anger of war and the like to a lash! Ha ! You and your kind regards your name and your head is the best of you can you do to make it at all. No better either now that we have to work out the next problem. And that was the only reason why I have had to do this

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Oh yes the righteous anger and anger of war and the like to a lash! Ha ! You and your kind regards your name and your head is the best of you can you do to make it at all. No better either now that we have to work out the next problem. And that was the only reason why I have had to do this

Not when the why is not how the what is meant to be. My kind has the way to find a kind like yours but with an answer building to your kind when the result is not as you need the why to address.

Jobs OXO

Maximilian White Nerd wrote: »

Not when the why is not how the what is meant to be. My kind has the way to find a kind like yours but with an answer building to your kind when the result is not as you need the why to address.

Then the game was good and it would have to work with a bit of craic. You need a little help for the next season to the game with your family or something. You need a new phone now that you're going on the radio.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Then the game was good and it would have to work with a bit of craic. You need a little help for the next season to the game with your family or something. You need a new phone now that you're going on the radio.

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

Jobs OXO

Maximilian White Nerd wrote: »

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

You mean their vicious anal gases? Disgusting

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Jobs OXO wrote: »

You mean their vicious anal gases? Disgusting

No, you misread it. The grand frigates of Liechtenstein have half-eaten telephones in their orchestra.

Cee-Jay-Cee

The_Valeyard wrote: »

No, I've no idea either. I think he tried to score a muck Savage but she rejected him.

Ha ha imagine how low you need to be on the food chain to be rejected by a bogger doll!

OP post a picture of yourself so we can see for ourselves how ugly you have to be to be rejected by a country girl!