Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-08-2017 09:10AM

I have sexy dreams all the time.

They're just normal dreams but with me in them

LadyMacBeth_ · 04-08-2017 09:18AM

everlast75 wrote: »

I never and I mean NEVER have enjoyable dreams like that (I don't mean of you and your missus........... or do I?)

Seriously though - my dreams are always either non sensical crap or downright disturbing. That's my TA

Oh I have sex dreams quite often. Maybe it's a sign that I'm deprived

then again I usually wake up before they finish so I just wake up frustrated!

Iseedeadpixels · 04-08-2017 09:37AM

everlast75 wrote: »

I never and I mean NEVER have enjoyable dreams like that (I don't mean of you and your missus........... or do I?)

Seriously though - my dreams are always either non sensical crap or downright disturbing. That's my TA

There can be nothing worse when your brain creates this perfect Woman and you wake up like damn I miss her

SecretsOfEarth · 04-08-2017 10:40AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Oh I have sex dreams quite often. Maybe it's a sign that I'm deprived then again I usually wake up before they finish so I just wake up frustrated!

Before they finish or before you finish?

:pac:

LadyMacBeth_ · 04-08-2017 10:43AM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Before they finish or before you finish?
:pac:

Ha, in that case before either of us finish

Jrop · 04-08-2017 10:44AM

TA that I didn't have a sexy dream last night

Bitches Be Trypsin · 04-08-2017 11:01AM

TA that I've never had a sexy dream

Samsgirl · 04-08-2017 11:20AM

My children fighting like kn@ckers in the middle of Legoland.
Cost so much to get in they know my threats to take them home now aren't real.
Need to scare the beejaysus out of them.

Bredabe · 04-08-2017 11:26AM

Sick as a dog with hay fever and stuck on a bus full of over excited grown up's, traffic not looking good either.
brutal weekend's work ahead of me, why cant I be someone else or have a time machine?

erica74 · 04-08-2017 11:28AM

madmaggie wrote: »

An Post postal charges. I want to send a parcel to the UK, it will cost over €20. No bloody way, it's going by courier instead. No wonder they're in financial trouble.

It's a whole EURO to post a small envelope within Ireland. WTF are they taking that makes them think that price is okay?
It's like they want the public to not use the service!

mikemac2 wrote: »

Waiting for a free self service scanner in SuperValu and a guy was occupying one and taking his sweet time by texting

Pack your stuff and text afterwards :mad:

All the self service scanner talk reminded me of a TA from a couple of weeks ago -

I was using the self service scanner in tesco, the place was pretty empty and it's a large tesco so there's 10 self service scanners altogether.
So I'm just finishing up, I have paid and the machine is shouting at me to pack my shit up and get out of the store and this woman came along and put a few items down on the other side of the scanner I'm using and starts trying to scan them through.
I'm still packing, the place is still empty and 6 other self scanners are free.
So she started pressing all over the screen trying to get the machine to scan her stuff but it's busy shouting at me to pack my shit up. I wasn't purposefully taking my time or anything, I was trying to fit everything into my backpack (and it was a squeeze).
So I'm just zipping up my backpack and she said "eh, could you move it along".
:mad:
It must have been her first day on earth. Moron.

mewe · 04-08-2017 11:37AM

erica74 wrote: »

So I'm just zipping up my backpack and she said "eh, could you move it along".

I got annoyed reading that bit. Grrrr! You should have totally slowed down and started whistling a tune to yourself.

northgirl · 04-08-2017 11:39AM

erica74 wrote: »

All the self service scanner talk reminded me of a TA from a couple of weeks ago -

I was using the self service scanner in tesco, the place was pretty empty and it's a large tesco so there's 10 self service scanners altogether.
So I'm just finishing up, I have paid and the machine is shouting at me to pack my shit up and get out of the store and this woman came along and put a few items down on the other side of the scanner I'm using and starts trying to scan them through.
I'm still packing, the place is still empty and 6 other self scanners are free.
So she started pressing all over the screen trying to get the machine to scan her stuff but it's busy shouting at me to pack my shit up. I wasn't purposefully taking my time or anything, I was trying to fit everything into my backpack (and it was a squeeze).
So I'm just zipping up my backpack and she said "eh, could you move it along".
:mad:
It must have been her first day on earth. Moron.

I would have absolutely told her where to go!

everlast75 · 04-08-2017 11:44AM

Samsgirl wrote: »

My children fighting like kn@ckers in the middle of Legoland.
Cost so much to get in they know my threats to take them home now aren't real.
Need to scare the beejaysus out of them.

Take their shoes off...

eisenberg1 · 04-08-2017 12:18PM

Samsgirl wrote: »

My children fighting like kn@ckers in the middle of Legoland.
Cost so much to get in they know my threats to take them home now aren't real.
Need to scare the beejaysus out of them.

Make them walk on Lego barefoot😉

New Home · 04-08-2017 12:22PM

mewe wrote: »

I got annoyed reading that bit. Grrrr! You should have totally slowed down and started whistling a tune to yourself.

...and that's why God invented elbows... and dentists... (Move along indeed! :mad:)

everlast75 wrote: »

Take their shoes off...

and

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Make them walk on Lego barefoot&#55357;&#56841;

Genius!

:D:D

Ol' Donie · 04-08-2017 12:56PM

I've cooked spaghetti literally thousands of times.

Which means that, no matter how careful I am, I have had to pick up the little bits of spaghetti that come out of the packet and fall on the floor when you're putting it into the pot literally thousands of times.

Winterlong · 04-08-2017 12:57PM

In the UK you can pick and choose your sky sports channels and pay accordingly.
Here you have to pay for them all and the price for the full package is a rip off when compared to the UK.

And Panda delivering a brown bin to my house, unsolicited, and advising me that they would be charging me 22 euro service charge per year for it...before any lift.
De fck ye will.

LadyMacBeth_ · 04-08-2017 01:00PM

Ol' Donie wrote: »

I've cooked spaghetti literally thousands of times.

Which means that, no matter how careful I am, I have had to pick up the little bits of spaghetti that come out of the packet and fall on the floor when you're putting it into the pot literally thousands of times.

This morning I was looking for something in the cupboard and a packet of spaghetti was pointing right at me. I didn't notice it until all of the spaghetti fell out of the packet on to the counter and on top of me and on the floor. Smart move.

retro:electro · 04-08-2017 01:04PM

Someone has been staying in my house the last week and they have been making me feel very uncomfortable in my own home. More than trivially annoyed.

Iseedeadpixels · 04-08-2017 02:03PM

TA'd at the last few hours in work they are draaaaaaaging

erica74 · 04-08-2017 02:22PM

Winterlong wrote: »

In the UK you can pick and choose your sky sports channels and pay accordingly.
Here you have to pay for them all and the price for the full package is a rip off when compared to the UK.

And Panda delivering a brown bin to my house, unsolicited, and advising me that they would be charging me 22 euro service charge per year for it...before any lift.
De fck ye will.

Eh what? I don't have Sky but when I did, I assumed the packages were the same everywhere. Very TA.

Grayson · 04-08-2017 02:23PM

erica74 wrote: »

Eh what? I don't have Sky but when I did, I assumed the packages were the same everywhere. Very TA.

I thought it only happened in the UK last week.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/27/sky-sports-channels-prices-football-golf-cricket

Doctor Nick · 04-08-2017 02:26PM

Doing a training course with 20 other 30-50 year old adults who:

-had conversations amongst themselves while instructor was explaining stuff
-Sat texting, using Whatsapp and browsing.
-Giggled at perceived Sexual innuendo i.e.we'll just raise your legs to here.
-sulked and sighed when asked to stop.

It was like sitting in 6th class primary school. Made for a long, frustrating day. Really TA'd.

erica74 · 04-08-2017 02:39PM

This phenomenon whereby you can get "famous" by claiming you've been [something]shamed or claim you've been subjected to "vile abuse" by online trolls. It's just very fucking tiresome.

Dramatik · 04-08-2017 02:41PM

When you go to put something in a public bin and somebody has clogged the thing by stuffing a large empty penny's bag in the gap

Winterlong · 04-08-2017 02:44PM

erica74 wrote: »

Eh what? I don't have Sky but when I did, I assumed the packages were the same everywhere. Very TA.

Yup, its a recent change in the UK to allow you to pick and chose.
One or two unhappy sky customers over on this thread in the sky forum.

OldNotWIse · 04-08-2017 03:25PM

erica74 wrote: »

It's a whole EURO to post a small envelope within Ireland. WTF are they taking that makes them think that price is okay?
It's like they want the public to not use the service!

All the self service scanner talk reminded me of a TA from a couple of weeks ago -

I was using the self service scanner in tesco, the place was pretty empty and it's a large tesco so there's 10 self service scanners altogether.
So I'm just finishing up, I have paid and the machine is shouting at me to pack my shit up and get out of the store and this woman came along and put a few items down on the other side of the scanner I'm using and starts trying to scan them through.
I'm still packing, the place is still empty and 6 other self scanners are free.
So she started pressing all over the screen trying to get the machine to scan her stuff but it's busy shouting at me to pack my shit up. I wasn't purposefully taking my time or anything, I was trying to fit everything into my backpack (and it was a squeeze).
So I'm just zipping up my backpack and she said "eh, could you move it along".
:mad:
It must have been her first day on earth. Moron.

Please tell me you told her to shove it where the sun doesn't shine??

Bitches Be Trypsin · 04-08-2017 03:28PM

My phobia of dentists. I really want to get my teeth whitened and then get my lips done. Guess who's too scared to do either? :pac:

Winterlong · 04-08-2017 04:15PM

Spending an age preparing some good food for tea only to be reminded that we are going out for tea tonight.
Wasted energy that I dont have.

Rosie Rant · 04-08-2017 04:38PM

Having great plans for a busy, productive afternoon and being struck down by severe lazyb*starditis.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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