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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • #2462
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Iseedeadpixels wrote: »
    TA'd that theres nobody in my office to give me a booby hug :P

    Big booby hugs right here :D


  • #2463
    Iseedeadpixels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,719 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    Big booby hugs right here :D

    TA'd that LMB's cyber boob hug isnt real :D


  • #2464
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Following my 2:31 hrs of being early for my last appointment for physio I arrived to my appointment today only to find I was 24hrs late.
    Never the less he took me and I almost kicked him in the face.

    TA: had to spin home after physio before work only to see a rat so humongous that it could have actually been a cocker spaniel run from a hedge onto my neighbours drive. To say I'm horrified is a complete injustice to my feelings. I have bought 4 bait boxes for each corner of my house, and I'll get 4 more for my garden next week, and two of those plug in sensor yokes. My skin is absolutely crawling. I was so close to it I could see the hump on its back it had when it ran ugh even writing about it is giving me goosebumps. I'm going to get my brother to set a heap of traps in the attic too just incase. I'm appalled.

    TA: work is so busy at the minute I have no time for anything but work. I'm working til 10pm tonight and so far 9pm tomorrow.

    TA: anytime I hiccup my ear hurts me


  • #2465
    Mollyb60
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,866 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Wanted to buy a few dresses online in the sale. Put in my card details, clicked buy, page crashed.
    Went back to the start and tried to buy them again, card declined.
    Tried a different card and got them the third time. Only to be emailed twice to say that my order was being processed and couldn't be cancelled. So I've bought the same things twice. I'll have to return one package when it's delivered now at more expense to myself. Mr Molly was not pleased!


  • #2466
    Bredabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Following my 2:31 hrs of being early for my last appointment for physio I arrived to my appointment today only to find I was 24hrs late.
    Never the less he took me and I almost kicked him in the face.

    TA: had to spin home after physio before work only to see a rat so humongous that it could have actually been a cocker spaniel run from a hedge onto my neighbours drive. To say I'm horrified is a complete injustice to my feelings. I have bought 4 bait boxes for each corner of my house, and I'll get 4 more for my garden next week, and two of those plug in sensor yokes. My skin is absolutely crawling. I was so close to it I could see the hump on its back it had when it ran ugh even writing about it is giving me goosebumps. I'm going to get my brother to set a heap of traps in the attic too just incase. I'm appalled.

    TA: work is so busy at the minute I have no time for anything but work. I'm working til 10pm tonight and so far 9pm tomorrow.

    TA: anytime I hiccup my ear hurts me

    Rats particularly give me the horrible horrors, any way you can motivate a fox into your garden? they a bit noisy at night, but they do a great job in dispatching current rats and discourage new ones moving in. Failing that, dont forget to keep your doors and windows closed and toilet seats down.

    Ta'ed anyone has to suffer rats in this day and age.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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  • #2467
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    So I went to the doctor after feeling like arse for the last week and she told me I have the shingles!! WHAT. All the shingle ladies. I am not happy. TA! I've a wedding at the weekend and I need all the alcohol.

    *Googles can you drink wine when you have the shingles


  • #2468
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Spreading some butter on a cream cracker and it snapped and broke in my hand :/


  • #2469
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    If I have to take the washing off the line because of one more shower.....


  • #2470
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    anna080 wrote: »
    So I went to the doctor after feeling like arse for the last week and she told me I have the shingles!! WHAT. All the shingle ladies. I am not happy. TA! I've a wedding at the weekend and I need all the alcohol.

    *Googles can you drink wine when you have the shingles

    Shingles are really sore. And when you are suffering from them there will be some smart arse come along and tell you that shingles are a form of herpes.

    Oh wait...


  • #2471
    Bredabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    TA'ed that im not in dub and cant just jump onto a train to drog or wickla for the entertainment value.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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  • #2472
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Spreading some butter on a cream cracker and it snapped and broke in my hand :/

    Which snapped! The spreading utensil or the cracker???

    My TA, there are only 5, yes 5, F-I-V-E, cinque, funf, sweets in a packet of Riesen.


  • #2473
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,016 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Which snapped! The spreading utensil or the cracker???

    My TA, there are only 5, yes 5, F-I-V-E, cinque, funf, sweets in a packet of Riesen.

    This annoys me greatly :mad:

    TA: When your boss just doesnt turn up for work and doesnt bother to tell you.... grrrrrrrrrrr


  • #2474
    mewe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    Bredabe wrote:
    TA'ed that im not in dub and cant just jump onto a train to drog or wickla for the entertainment value.


    Hmmm so you're not in Dublin, Drogheda or Wicklow. The net is closing on me figuring out your location Bredabe! 😄


  • #2475
    Ninjini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Ninjini


    Finally getting something off my chest but immediately regretting it and wishing I'd kept my mouth shut and avoided the sh!storm that is now my life.


  • #2476
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,145 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    TA'd that I rushed to get stuff ready for a conference call and then the other bloke doesnt turn up


  • #2477
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,016 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Ninjini wrote: »
    Finally getting something off my chest but immediately regretting it and wishing I'd kept my mouth shut and avoided the sh!storm that is now my life.

    Never regret something that needs to be said ;)


  • #2478
    Bredabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    mewe wrote: »
    Hmmm so you're not in Dublin, Drogheda or Wicklow. The net is closing on me figuring out your location Bredabe! ��

    Maybe its the train bit im bemoaning, but there are days when I dont know where I am geographically at all, so good luck finding me, I prob wount know you have lol.
    Also, Im not saying anything that isn't in my profile, and ppl here told me I was paranoid to think someone may use info taken online to track me down, so thanks for that.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • #2479
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Admins Archiving Facebook groups or changing their visibility setting to Secret then Unarchiving or making the group Public, sometimes many times a day. Wtf is that about?


  • #2480
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    My asshat neighbour who despite having 3 parking spaces insists on parking on the road on a corner causing cars to swerve onto my side right where my kids go in and out.Plus it makes getting in and out of my drive a pain in the hole.Numerous requests to have some consideration are met with blank stares and shrugs.


  • #2481
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Bredabe wrote: »
    Rats particularly give me the horrible horrors, any way you can motivate a fox into your garden? they a bit noisy at night, but they do a great job in dispatching current rats and discourage new ones moving in. Failing that, dont forget to keep your doors and windows closed and toilet seats down.

    Ta'ed anyone has to suffer rats in this day and age.
    TA: rats and toilet seats. This is actually my biggest fear. This is one thing that keeps me awake at night, terrified it'd be just my luck sitting down and having a rat crawl up my back, even thinking about that makes me want to jump around the place. TA I'm reminded of it now and I'll be thinking about this for ages, never mind a clown climbing out and killing me some day I'll open the toilet seat and there'll be a swarm of rats in the bowl like a bush tucker trial.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=102938314&postcount=8082


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  • #2482
    Bitches Be Trypsin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Exams. I have an exam August 25th and so far I have done zero study :pac:


  • #2483
    madmaggie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    TA that antibiotics and painkillers have turned my brain to porridge.


  • #2484
    Bitches Be Trypsin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    madmaggie wrote: »
    TA that antibiotics and painkillers have turned my brain to porridge.

    Know how you feel! My antibiotics are giving me thrush, my painkillers are making me depressed, my steroids are making me even fatter :(


  • #2485
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    TA also: being a prostitute of feelings lately. Don't know what's wrong with me but I'm giving lots of fu.cks to lots of feelings. Reading the paper today, the Star so hardly brought to tears by impeccable journalism skills but reading about that trial with the hot wife killing the dad, then about that little boy Charlie thats dying and the burial that took place of the victim of the suicide bomber at Ariana grande, my eyes were tearing up. If I was double jointed I'd have kicked myself up the arse


  • #2486
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,145 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    zerks wrote: »
    My asshat neighbour who despite having 3 parking spaces insists on parking on the road on a corner causing cars to swerve onto my side right where my kids go in and out.Plus it makes getting in and out of my drive a pain in the hole.Numerous requests to have some consideration are met with blank stares and shrugs.


    report him to the guards. it is illegal to park within 5M (10M?) of a corner.


  • #2487
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »
    Know how you feel! My antibiotics are giving me thrush, my painkillers are making me depressed, my steroids are making me even fatter :(

    Steroids give me wings but the week I finish them
    I need to be in isolation for the safely of all around me.


  • #2488
    SecretsOfEarth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭SecretsOfEarth


    TA'd that half of ye have made me think I'm going to be ass-aulted by a rat the next time I go to the toilet :pac:


  • #2489
    mewe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    Bredabe wrote:
    Maybe its the train bit im bemoaning, but there are days when I dont know where I am geographically at all, so good luck finding me, I prob wount know you have lol. Also, Im not saying anything that isn't in my profile, and ppl here told me I was paranoid to think someone may use info to track me down, so thanks for that.


    Ah sure I'm only yanking your chain*

    *crawls into bushes


  • #2490
    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    John Creedon goes all over exploring Irelands Ancient East and yet not a peep from him about Waterford, Irelands oldest city and located in sunny south east, absolutely disgraceful and proof positive that there is a definite agenda against Waterford.


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  • #2491
    Ninjini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Ninjini


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    Never regret something that needs to be said ;)


    Ah I know, part of me is relieved it's all out in the open, but for the most part I just wish i had continued to stfu and still had a quiet life seething internally.

    TA I watched some TV shows/films from my childhood and realised they suck donkey balls. Nostalgia ain't all its cracked up to be :pac:


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