Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

dizzyn

Winterlong wrote: »

It's not all of spain. Just the loudest ones.

I have my earphones in and music playing full blast and I can barely hear it

Greendaisy

Grrr!!! Plastic Paddies.
Yesterday the person was British, today the person is Irish, just because it suits the particular topic.

fussyonion

Trousers where the waistband sits all wrong.
I have a bit of a soft belly (working on toning it up!) so I hate waistbands that dig in.

I bought a few pairs of those loose printed trousers for my recent holiday but on two pairs of them, the waistband doesn't have much give and it sits on the most awkward part of my body.

If I position them on my stomach, it digs in.
If I pull them up, they create a big tummy.
If I position them down further, I have a bloody muffin top.
I just can't get them right.

Sigh.

Leaving voicemails.

Hello Persepoly here. Erm, I was just wondering if I could make an appointment for a hair cut. Tomorrow. Sorry that´s short notice, maybe Saturday. I think. Anyways erm thanks. You can get back to me when you get a chance. Bye


Of course I forgot to leave my number. :rolleyes:

eisenberg1

snowflaker wrote: »

Smoker breathing fast and heavily on you with disgusting smoker breath

Get a new partner, who doesn't smoke:D

OldNotWIse

Wednesday TA, the boy I fancy left a hotel key card on my desk at work and I really want to use it but I am terrified he is only after one thing and I will get hurt. Half my friends are saying he is only after one thing, the other half are saying that I should seize the day etc. I'm sitting looking at the key card without a feckin clue what to do at 5:30. TA I want normal boring Wednesday back where the highlight is getting my payslip and having a glass of shiraz. I don't want to adult today, no matter how exciting it is!

TA I cant be like a guy and have no strings attached fun.

TA my dog kept me awake all night shuffling around and coughing on me and was then sleeping peacefully this morning while I hauled my áss to work.

TA free chocolate in work when you're trying to lose weight.

TA when you sneeze and nobody blesses you :mad:

Miaireland

I go yo a certain event every year and book the same hotel every year. Very limited places to stay in the area so I book the next years room when checking out. Just had a phonecall from a friends friend telling me that she and her husband are taking my room and I can have her hotel room 40 miles away. Telling me not asking. She seemed honestly shocked when I told her no.

Boom_Bap

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Wednesday TA, the boy I fancy left a hotel key card on my desk at work and I really want to use it but I am terrified he is only after one thing and I will get hurt. Half my friends are saying he is only after one thing, the other half are saying that I should seize the day etc. I'm sitting looking at the key card without a feckin clue what to do at 5:30. TA I want normal boring Wednesday back where the highlight is getting my payslip and having a glass of shiraz. I don't want to adult today, no matter how exciting it is!

TA I cant be like a guy and have no strings attached fun.

TA my dog kept me awake all night shuffling around and coughing on me and was then sleeping peacefully this morning while I hauled my áss to work.

TA free chocolate in work when you're trying to lose weight.

TA when you sneeze and nobody blesses you :mad:

Has anyone mentioned going to the hotel room, clearing out the mini bar, taking a poop on the bed and stealing the bathrobes?

TA if your friends have not suggested this.

Winterlong

TA that no one leaves hotel key cards on my desk. Not even the Mrs.

New Home

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Wednesday TA, the boy I fancy left a hotel key card on my desk at work and I really want to use it but I am terrified he is only after one thing and I will get hurt. Half my friends are saying he is only after one thing, the other half are saying that I should seize the day etc. I'm sitting looking at the key card without a feckin clue what to do at 5:30. TA I want normal boring Wednesday back where the highlight is getting my payslip and having a glass of shiraz. I don't want to adult today, no matter how exciting it is!

TA I cant be like a guy and have no strings attached fun.

TA my dog kept me awake all night shuffling around and coughing on me and was then sleeping peacefully this morning while I hauled my áss to work.

TA free chocolate in work when you're trying to lose weight.

TA when you sneeze and nobody blesses you :mad:

Bless you!

retro:electro

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Wednesday TA, the boy I fancy left a hotel key card on my desk at work and I really want to use it but I am terrified he is only after one thing and I will get hurt. Half my friends are saying he is only after one thing, the other half are saying that I should seize the day etc. I'm sitting looking at the key card without a feckin clue what to do at 5:30. TA I want normal boring Wednesday back where the highlight is getting my payslip and having a glass of shiraz. I don't want to adult today, no matter how exciting it is!

TA I cant be like a guy and have no strings attached fun.

TA my dog kept me awake all night shuffling around and coughing on me and was then sleeping peacefully this morning while I hauled my áss to work.

TA free chocolate in work when you're trying to lose weight.

TA when you sneeze and nobody blesses you :mad:

I need to know how this ends!
Go for it. You're only "old not wise" once :pac:

OldNotWIse

Winterlong wrote: »

TA that no one leaves hotel key cards on my desk. Not even the Mrs.

You can have this one! Imagine his face if a stranger turns up. Serve him right for being a player.

Akrasia

TA
My nose is slightly runny, my throat is slightly sore. I'm not sick enough to get to rest and lie on the couch, but I feel too crappy to get any actual work done.

ILikeBoats

Miaireland wrote: »

I go yo a certain event every year and book the same hotel every year. Very limited places to stay in the area so I book the next years room when checking out. Just had a phonecall from a friends friend telling me that she and her husband are taking my room and I can have her hotel room 40 miles away. Telling me not asking. She seemed honestly shocked when I told her no.

Why would they assume they could take your room??

TA'd I have to clean and I just want to do nothing

Miaireland

Her husband's friends have booked in there and I know no one staying there.

TA I need to leave the house and cannot motivate myself to get up and go.

SecretsOfEarth

When you go into a thread and click 'view first unread' and somehow it throws you halfway down the page from what you actually read last.

Bredabe

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

When you go into a thread and click 'view first unread' and somehow it throws you halfway down the page from what you actually read last.

Been looking for a tool like that, would you tell me where to find it please?

TA,cant find the last unread tool on my own.

foxy farmer

People who have to draft in help for the simplest jobs.
Ive been pestered with a man who decided to attack a small concreting job last week. Rang me out of the blue and expected to start the following day. Rang me four times since monday last week. A small foundation is needed first. Simple job and he has his own mixer and materials on site. 2hr job at most. No wait till Foxy comes up. Rang him to say we'd tackle it after lunch today. Grand he says but must go milking cows at 4.30. Guaranteed he'll be off washing mixer and at cows and leave me to finish it. Same lad avoids physical work like the plague.

SecretsOfEarth

Bredabe wrote: »

Been looking for a tool like that, would you tell me where to find it please?

TA,cant find the last unread tool on my own.

Up the top of each page, under the 'post reply' and 'follow' buttons.
TA that such a good tool doesn't work correctly all the time.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Widdershins wrote: »

As usual, I got a chest infection and sore throat..from giving up smoking! It happens every time I try.

Infection buddies?

OldNotWIse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Has anyone mentioned going to the hotel room, clearing out the mini bar, taking a poop on the bed and stealing the bathrobes?

TA if your friends have not suggested this.

I was thinking of finding bubba and giving him the card - telling him there's a registered sex offender in that room :P

LadyMacBeth_

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I was thinking of finding bubba and giving him the card - telling him there's a registered sex offender in that room :P

Sure give me the card, he'll wish it was bubba who came over :pac:

SusieBlue

TA'd that I procrastinated all day, browsing the internet and online shopping and I now have to do 6 hours worth of work in the space of 2 and a half hours.

retro:electro

Is it just me or is anyone else just totally zapped of energy today? I'm so tired. Even need a little break after writing this

Ol' Donie

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

That in Tallaght?

Maybe.





Well, yes.

Edit: Don't tell me, was he helping someone elderly and I'm a terrible person? That is very likely.

Dramatik

I was walking up nassau st earlier and a big gust of wind came out of nowhere and blew my hat off, unluckily there happened to be a lady walking behind me and my hat went straight into her face, I quickly grabbed the hat off the ground before it went any further down the street. I turned to the lady and said 'Oh my God! I'm so sorry!'' expecting her to reply with something like ''no problem, it was an accident'' and the two of us would chuckle about it and be on our way but to my surprise she gave me the biggest bitch face ever and stormed off without saying anything :mad:

gramar

Dramatik wrote: »

I was walking up nassau st earlier and a big gust of wind came out of nowhere and blew my hat off, unluckily there happened to be a lady walking behind me and my hat went straight into her face, I quickly grabbed the hat off the ground before it went any further down the street. I turned to the lady and said 'Oh my God! I'm so sorry!'' expecting her to reply with something like ''no problem, it was an accident'' and the two of us would chuckle about it and be on our way but to my surprise she gave me the biggest bitch face ever and stormed off without saying anything :mad:

Was it a hard hat you were wearing?

Ol' Donie

Dramatik wrote: »

I was walking up nassau st earlier and a big gust of wind came out of nowhere and blew my hat off, unluckily there happened to be a lady walking behind me and my hat went straight into her face, I quickly grabbed the hat off the ground before it went any further down the street. I turned to the lady and said 'Oh my God! I'm so sorry!'' expecting her to reply with something like ''no problem, it was an accident'' and the two of us would chuckle about it and be on our way but to my surprise she gave me the biggest bitch face ever and stormed off without saying anything :mad:

You should hook up. She sounds like an ideal Mrs. Dramatik.

Dramatik

gramar wrote: »

Was it a hard hat you were wearing?

Lol nah it was just a top hat with a dildo stuck on the top of it.

Ol' Donie wrote: »

You should hook up. She sounds like an ideal Mrs. Dramatik.

How dare you make such an assumption, I suggest you get yourself a good solicitor cause I'm reporting you to the gardai

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Nah I'd leave him there TBH he can't give you a civil answer or even ask you to spend the night with him but he can book a hotel? I wouldn't even acknowledge you got it and if he texts you after to see where you are I'd text back the link to escort Ireland, gway ya eejit ya.


TA: players. Men in general TBH