Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

selous

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

And their actual small trollies are crap too.

They are narrow and deep. Instead of the wide shallow ones others have. The first thing you put in them is fruit and veg so it all ends up under the heavier stuff.

Almost a week late, but.....why don't you start shopping on the opposite side of the shop where the heavy stuff is and finish where the fruit and veg is??:D

But then, they're first out.. :eek:

Colser

Shpudnik wrote: »

My everything hurts.

That's what happens when you spend too much time on the Choo Choo...no pity for ya.😂

Shpudnik

Colser wrote: »

That's what happens when you spend too much time on the Choo Choo...no pity for ya.😂

Still on it. Worth it though

TA: My everything still hurts.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA I'm not dead yet
TA I am too dramatic
TA grrr

Shpudnik

My arse is numb.

LadyMacBeth_

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA I'm not dead yet
TA I am too dramatic
TA grrr

As I used to say when I was an emo teenager ''life sucks cock so why the fcuk not'' :pac:

TA'd that I have to pee but I'm too lazy to get up.

New Home

TA that the lawnmower won't start. I checked the petrol, I checked the oil, I checked the air filter, I can't check the spark plug 'cause the only 'key' I remember seeing around has been taken (I know who did it, but still). Anyway, if it's not the spark plug, what else could it be?

the_pen_turner

New Home wrote: »

TA that the lawnmower won't start. I checked the petrol, I checked the oil, I checked the air filter, I can't check the spark plug 'cause the only 'key' I remember seeing around has been taken (I know who did it, but still). Anyway, if it's not the spark plug, what else could it be?

ta that it could be any number of things.
I would check the fuel bowl filter thing next. , its a little 1.25 inch round cylinder about an inch long. it will have rounded end. take that off and clean it out

Bitches Be Trypsin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Well go get your parachute, bikini and your Snow White skin tight jodhpurs and horse riding boots.....your about to have a very happy action packed few days:D

Please die

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

TA that the lawnmower won't start. I checked the petrol, I checked the oil, I checked the air filter, I can't check the spark plug 'cause the only 'key' I remember seeing around has been taken (I know who did it, but still). Anyway, if it's not the spark plug, what else could it be?

Is it plugged in? :pac::pac::pac::pac:

dizzyn

dizzyn wrote: »

underpaid twice in a row

So turns out I wasn't underpaid... I am being OVERTAXED!!! 48% of my wages are being taken! Ughhh...

New Home

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Is it plugged in? :pac::pac::pac::pac:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

What, the lawnmower or the sparkplug?? Lookit, I even pressed the any key and I tried turning it off and off again ('cause turning it on didn't work).

TA that I'll eventually have to ask for help from the one person I'd really rather not.

Rubberlegs

I have just remembered that I have to dress the bed. I am so tired I will probably end up inside the duvet cover. FML

northgirl

New spiderwebs on my wing mirrors every day lately

Shpudnik

New Home wrote: »

TA that I'll eventually have to ask for help from the one person I'd really rather not.

And you wonder why I don't want to help you :rolleyes:

gramar

New Home wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

What, the lawnmower or the sparkplug?? Lookit, I even pressed the any key and I tried turning it off and off again ('cause turning it on didn't work).

TA that I'll eventually have to ask for help from the one person I'd really rather not.

Does it have a fuel primer? Give it a press or two.
Check the spark plug. Give it a clean with a wire brush, a rub with petrol and give it a go. If you have no key use a spanner.

New Home

Shpudnik wrote: »

And you wonder why I don't want to help you :rolleyes:

Just to be clear, I'm trying to get the lawnmower to work again, not to turn into a ball of flames. :pac:

New Home

gramar wrote: »

Does it have a fuel primer? Give it a press or two.
Check the spark plug. Give it a clean with a wire brush, a rub with petrol and give it a go. If you have no key use a spanner.

It doesn't, as far as I know. As for the spark plug, it's in a spot that's impossible to reach with a spanner, I'd have to remove the top cover but the nuts and bolts that keep it in place are stuck.

I'm sure at this stage I'm Trivially Annoying everyone with my lawnmower's tales of woe (thanks for the suggestions, though! ).

Iseedeadpixels

Silly you its the flux capacitor :pac:

New Home

*Slaps forehead* Of course! It's so obvious, now that you mention it... Why didn't I think of that before?

mewe

New Home are you sure it doesn't have a fuel primer on the front of the main body, like a rubber protruding button?

retro:electro

New Home wrote: »

*Slaps forehead* Of course! It's so obvious, now that you mention it... Why didn't I think of that before?

Did you check the left falange?

allthedunnes

I absolutely hate when I get a static electrical shock after touching a metal filing cabinet, door handle or pole.

Rubberlegs

Being too stubborn to get a chair to reach something at the back of a high shelf, I have just whacked myself into the mouth when my hand slipped off the shelf trying to pull myself up higher.

New Home

mewe wrote: »

New Home are you sure it doesn't have a fuel primer on the front of the main body, like a rubber protruding button?

I'll check again in the morning, but I don't think so. If it's of any help, it's an old Honda.

New Home

anna080 wrote: »

Did you check the left falange?

The only Falange I know is Regina Falange.

selous

An Post now using waterless wash to clean their vans, very environmentally friendly,
now if only they would stop shoving half a rain forest through my letterbox on a weekly basis advertising their services I may believe them..

Bitches Be Trypsin

Dog is sick and I'm devastated

Paddy Cow

selous wrote: »

An Post now using waterless wash to clean their vans, very environmentally friendly,
now if only they would stop shoving half a rain forest through my letterbox on a weekly basis advertising their services I may believe them..

It's like when the banks/electricity supplier etc try to get you to sign up for e-statements under the guise of being environmentally friendly. I'm not stupid. I know it's so you don't have to pay for stamps/employees to physically put my statement in an envelope and into the post. If they weren't so darn convenient I wouldn't have signed up :pac:

I'm actually surprised they still have posted statements as an option as it seems like everytime I want to do some banking and go to a cashier I'm told to go and do it online :rolleyes:

On the subject of banks, it's really fecking annoying that you can't just go to the cashier and get change. You have to go to the change office which might only be open for two hours, twice a week and only if you're a customer of that bank. My very generous sister sent me £100 for my birthday and Ulster Bank wouldn't change it for me because I wasn't a customer.

Banks ****'s the lot of them.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My ears are weird, everything seems far away and they seem blocked and I can't listen. I need to pop them but nothing is popping them